Chris / Kit
@chrislochery.bsky.social
"He seemed a little embarrassed to be taken so seriously."
I took precisely one singing lesson in my youth and absolutely hated it. But I will remain forever grateful for that hour, because the singing tutor introduced me to Tom Lehrer. youtu.be/WSwYID-u71M?...
(Not this particular song, I hasten to add - but it’s a fun one that often gets overlooked…)
(Not this particular song, I hasten to add - but it’s a fun one that often gets overlooked…)
Smut
YouTube video by Tom Lehrer - Topic
youtu.be
July 27, 2025 at 5:08 PM
I took precisely one singing lesson in my youth and absolutely hated it. But I will remain forever grateful for that hour, because the singing tutor introduced me to Tom Lehrer. youtu.be/WSwYID-u71M?...
(Not this particular song, I hasten to add - but it’s a fun one that often gets overlooked…)
(Not this particular song, I hasten to add - but it’s a fun one that often gets overlooked…)
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I think I know the answer already but Thank Goodness You're Here is a tenner on Steam this weekend.
It's worth it, no?
store.steampowered.com/app/2366980/...
It's worth it, no?
store.steampowered.com/app/2366980/...
Save 35% on Thank Goodness You're Here! on Steam
Thank Goodness You're Here! is an absurd comedy slapformer set in the bizarre Northern English town of Barnsworth. As a traveling salesman, take the time to see the sights and meet the locals, who are...
store.steampowered.com
July 18, 2025 at 1:56 PM
I think I know the answer already but Thank Goodness You're Here is a tenner on Steam this weekend.
It's worth it, no?
store.steampowered.com/app/2366980/...
It's worth it, no?
store.steampowered.com/app/2366980/...
“Ohhh disruptiano!!”
July 9, 2025 at 9:43 AM
“Ohhh disruptiano!!”
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I’m hiring a reporter for London Centric, looking for someone smart who can use a phone, knock on doors and wants to cause trouble. Don’t care if you’ve got qualifications, just want evidence of caring about news. Initial six month contract, pay above national rates. www.londoncentric.media/p/jobs
July 1, 2025 at 7:11 AM
I’m hiring a reporter for London Centric, looking for someone smart who can use a phone, knock on doors and wants to cause trouble. Don’t care if you’ve got qualifications, just want evidence of caring about news. Initial six month contract, pay above national rates. www.londoncentric.media/p/jobs
So they *can* edit down sets without removing them completely…?
June 30, 2025 at 2:10 PM
So they *can* edit down sets without removing them completely…?
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There is actually a very accurate historical document of the post-9/11 vibes.
A clipart comic called Get Your War On.
Click on through:
www.mnftiu.cc/2001/10/09/w...
A clipart comic called Get Your War On.
Click on through:
www.mnftiu.cc/2001/10/09/w...
June 19, 2025 at 1:05 AM
There is actually a very accurate historical document of the post-9/11 vibes.
A clipart comic called Get Your War On.
Click on through:
www.mnftiu.cc/2001/10/09/w...
A clipart comic called Get Your War On.
Click on through:
www.mnftiu.cc/2001/10/09/w...
The lyrics to that Muppet sequel are a bit punchier than I remembered…
June 8, 2025 at 10:19 AM
The lyrics to that Muppet sequel are a bit punchier than I remembered…
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I wrote for the Guardian’s Saturday magazine about my son Max, who changed how I see the world. Took ages. More jokes after the first bit.
Thanks Merope Mills for being the most patient and generous editor.
www.theguardian.com/lifeandstyle...
Thanks Merope Mills for being the most patient and generous editor.
www.theguardian.com/lifeandstyle...
The boy who came back: the near-death, and changed life, of my son Max
It was, we were told, a case of sudden infant death syndrome interrupted. What followed would transform my understanding of parenting, disability and the breadth of what makes a meaningful life
www.theguardian.com
May 24, 2025 at 7:51 AM
I wrote for the Guardian’s Saturday magazine about my son Max, who changed how I see the world. Took ages. More jokes after the first bit.
Thanks Merope Mills for being the most patient and generous editor.
www.theguardian.com/lifeandstyle...
Thanks Merope Mills for being the most patient and generous editor.
www.theguardian.com/lifeandstyle...
“Look at my eyes, murderer. You killed me. What the hell did you do that for?!” youtu.be/46B4KFFQ85E?...
May 7, 2025 at 10:46 AM
“Look at my eyes, murderer. You killed me. What the hell did you do that for?!” youtu.be/46B4KFFQ85E?...
“For too long, your actions have gone unpunished. This ends now. We'll use drones and new tech to identify your vehicle. Then we'll crush it.”
April 30, 2025 at 5:49 PM
“For too long, your actions have gone unpunished. This ends now. We'll use drones and new tech to identify your vehicle. Then we'll crush it.”
That dipshit banjo player from Mumford And Sons co-owns a luxury cigar company - and it has the most embarrassing corporate copy…
April 28, 2025 at 7:14 PM
That dipshit banjo player from Mumford And Sons co-owns a luxury cigar company - and it has the most embarrassing corporate copy…
Paw Patrol meets its toughest foe yet…
April 8, 2025 at 4:33 PM
Paw Patrol meets its toughest foe yet…
New Wet Leg sounds like it could have been on the second Elastica album. (If Elastica had ever made a second album.)
April 4, 2025 at 12:59 PM
New Wet Leg sounds like it could have been on the second Elastica album. (If Elastica had ever made a second album.)
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Tossed salads and price of eggs
We all see it don't we?
April 3, 2025 at 12:53 PM
Tossed salads and price of eggs
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Me firing up Wikipedia to explain how many members of Eurodance band Rednex there have been from 1994 to 2014
April 2, 2025 at 9:32 PM
Me firing up Wikipedia to explain how many members of Eurodance band Rednex there have been from 1994 to 2014
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Genuinely historically accurate version:
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/D-Day_D...
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/D-Day_D...
March 25, 2025 at 7:30 AM
Genuinely historically accurate version:
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/D-Day_D...
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/D-Day_D...
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These leaked national security group chats are wild:
March 24, 2025 at 9:45 PM
These leaked national security group chats are wild:
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(me making fun of your crop rotation idea and thereby holding our people back another 5000 years) jeff thinks the beans have to take turns lmao
August 7, 2023 at 6:38 AM
(me making fun of your crop rotation idea and thereby holding our people back another 5000 years) jeff thinks the beans have to take turns lmao
If Trump was serious, he’d stop fannying about with the Kennedy Center and order the release of the fabled “Bumhole Edit” of Cats (2019)
March 20, 2025 at 3:47 PM
If Trump was serious, he’d stop fannying about with the Kennedy Center and order the release of the fabled “Bumhole Edit” of Cats (2019)
RIPoo-Poo La La... youtu.be/r3wgbUebris?...
Poo Poo La La
YouTube video by Roy Ayers - Topic
youtu.be
March 6, 2025 at 7:46 AM
RIPoo-Poo La La... youtu.be/r3wgbUebris?...
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They should make a Beautiful South jukebox musical, starring Jennifer Aniston and Phillipa Soo
March 5, 2025 at 4:53 PM
They should make a Beautiful South jukebox musical, starring Jennifer Aniston and Phillipa Soo
G7 On The Orient Express
March 1, 2025 at 12:16 AM
G7 On The Orient Express
Every so often I remember one of the earliest displays of Musk’s censorious nature was getting the Italian Elon Musk account nuked from Twitter. (“Ayyyy, I make-a da rockets!” etc)
February 17, 2025 at 12:38 PM
Every so often I remember one of the earliest displays of Musk’s censorious nature was getting the Italian Elon Musk account nuked from Twitter. (“Ayyyy, I make-a da rockets!” etc)
We absolutely cannot let James Watt achieve his ambition of becoming a serious media figure. If he wants to carry on making pineapple flavoured beer, he’s very welcome to. Anything and everything else needs to be immediately checked and throttled at the root.
February 13, 2025 at 7:20 PM
We absolutely cannot let James Watt achieve his ambition of becoming a serious media figure. If he wants to carry on making pineapple flavoured beer, he’s very welcome to. Anything and everything else needs to be immediately checked and throttled at the root.