Edward James Almost
@chrismacandcheese.bsky.social
Recovering gifted and talented kid | Everything I know is non-monetizable | In the corn part of Illinois | слава Україні 🇺🇦
@united24media.com has a great in depth analysis of what might lie ahead for Ukraine. Some are better, and others more likely, than others. What might actually happen is anyone's guess.
united24media.com/opinion/what...
united24media.com/opinion/what...
November 29, 2025 at 3:51 PM
@united24media.com has a great in depth analysis of what might lie ahead for Ukraine. Some are better, and others more likely, than others. What might actually happen is anyone's guess.
united24media.com/opinion/what...
united24media.com/opinion/what...
Dear Mr. President: Bring back paper towels in bathrooms. I am not a crackpot.
November 25, 2025 at 3:01 PM
Dear Mr. President: Bring back paper towels in bathrooms. I am not a crackpot.
They always act so shocked and appalled when an opinion poll fails to enact meaningful change in policy.
November 24, 2025 at 8:31 PM
They always act so shocked and appalled when an opinion poll fails to enact meaningful change in policy.
Generative AI reminds me of the robot from Futurama named Helper who just says things it thinks people will like.
November 24, 2025 at 1:15 PM
Generative AI reminds me of the robot from Futurama named Helper who just says things it thinks people will like.
I hate couples Halloween. WTF do you mean we have to dress like the Trump-Mamdani wedding photo?
November 22, 2025 at 2:54 AM
I hate couples Halloween. WTF do you mean we have to dress like the Trump-Mamdani wedding photo?
Elon Musk Could 'Drink Piss Better Than Any Human in History,' Grok Says
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November 21, 2025 at 3:19 PM
Elon Musk Could 'Drink Piss Better Than Any Human in History,' Grok Says
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Bikes: how the fuck do they work
November 21, 2025 at 2:52 PM
Bikes: how the fuck do they work
I'm sorry what...Kash Patel wrote a children's book about the Trump piss tape?
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November 18, 2025 at 9:26 PM
I'm sorry what...Kash Patel wrote a children's book about the Trump piss tape?
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kash_Pa...
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kash_Pa...
Me when a new episode of @fallofcivilizations.com drops.
November 17, 2025 at 10:56 PM
Me when a new episode of @fallofcivilizations.com drops.
Powerful people (in unison): You mean you were regularly emailing Epstein, too???
November 13, 2025 at 3:39 PM
Powerful people (in unison): You mean you were regularly emailing Epstein, too???
Blurry northern lights in the middle of light polluted Peoria tonight.
November 12, 2025 at 2:16 AM
Blurry northern lights in the middle of light polluted Peoria tonight.
If wishes were fishes we'd all swim in riches.
November 10, 2025 at 9:04 PM
If wishes were fishes we'd all swim in riches.
The legend lives on from the Chippewa on down
Of the big lake, they called Gitche Gumee
The lake, it is said, never gives up her dead
When the skies of November turn gloomy
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Of the big lake, they called Gitche Gumee
The lake, it is said, never gives up her dead
When the skies of November turn gloomy
shipwreckmuseum.com/about/live-w...
November 10, 2025 at 6:52 PM
The legend lives on from the Chippewa on down
Of the big lake, they called Gitche Gumee
The lake, it is said, never gives up her dead
When the skies of November turn gloomy
shipwreckmuseum.com/about/live-w...
Of the big lake, they called Gitche Gumee
The lake, it is said, never gives up her dead
When the skies of November turn gloomy
shipwreckmuseum.com/about/live-w...
Because my geriatric Millennial brain is permanently Groening-pilled.
November 10, 2025 at 4:11 PM
Because my geriatric Millennial brain is permanently Groening-pilled.
Hopefully we can find someone who's not a lump of spineless cookie dough to fill Durbin's seat.
November 10, 2025 at 1:13 PM
Hopefully we can find someone who's not a lump of spineless cookie dough to fill Durbin's seat.
Thank god Durbin is retiring. What a fucking Benedict Arnold.
November 10, 2025 at 12:50 PM
Thank god Durbin is retiring. What a fucking Benedict Arnold.
