Lo, Rich Times (the eep enjoyer)
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Is there a German word for simultaneously wanting to know about everything and everyone while also wanting to be completely left alone?
I feel like Saddam Hussein could have toughed it out in that hidey hole a little bit longer if he'd had a Nintendo Switch
December 21, 2025 at 5:56 AM
I feel like Saddam Hussein could have toughed it out in that hidey hole a little bit longer if he'd had a Nintendo Switch
You hate to see it
December 20, 2025 at 12:46 AM
You hate to see it
Hoping I can watch this soon
December 17, 2025 at 3:29 AM
Hoping I can watch this soon
Is there a chance the track could bend?
Not on your life my Hindu friend
Not on your life my Hindu friend
December 13, 2025 at 5:46 AM
Is there a chance the track could bend?
Not on your life my Hindu friend
Not on your life my Hindu friend
Where's the money, Lebowski
December 13, 2025 at 4:05 AM
Where's the money, Lebowski
If I got abducted by aliens and they liked anything Steely Dan I'd lose all respect for then and demand to be returned to earth
December 5, 2025 at 1:36 AM
If I got abducted by aliens and they liked anything Steely Dan I'd lose all respect for then and demand to be returned to earth
Today in "fuck me, advertising is stupid." This dumbass hat. First of all, no it's not taking Toronto by storm. Keep your hyperbole to yourself. Second, if I wanted to wear a baseball helmet I would just do that
December 4, 2025 at 4:07 PM
Today in "fuck me, advertising is stupid." This dumbass hat. First of all, no it's not taking Toronto by storm. Keep your hyperbole to yourself. Second, if I wanted to wear a baseball helmet I would just do that
Buckley understands your betrayal
December 3, 2025 at 9:02 PM
Buckley understands your betrayal
There's no wrong time to post this absolute banger
November 29, 2025 at 6:30 AM
There's no wrong time to post this absolute banger
Congratulations to Ontario's newest licensed truck driver
November 21, 2025 at 9:11 PM
Congratulations to Ontario's newest licensed truck driver
*trying to convince my wife I need to buy the $300 Ghost of Yotei Collector's Edition (a game I already own in digital format) just for the physical Zeni Hajiki coin game*
November 20, 2025 at 5:22 PM
*trying to convince my wife I need to buy the $300 Ghost of Yotei Collector's Edition (a game I already own in digital format) just for the physical Zeni Hajiki coin game*
*after being thrown out trying to steal third with two outs in the bottom of the ninth*
November 20, 2025 at 5:17 PM
*after being thrown out trying to steal third with two outs in the bottom of the ninth*
Alternate ending
November 20, 2025 at 3:53 PM
Alternate ending
Have you ever seen his dad? Motherfucker looked like the Red Skull
November 18, 2025 at 2:46 AM
Have you ever seen his dad? Motherfucker looked like the Red Skull
You know that scene in the Simpsons where Abe Simpson says you could set your watch to Johnny Unitas' haircut? That's Freddy Freeman
October 28, 2025 at 3:42 AM
You know that scene in the Simpsons where Abe Simpson says you could set your watch to Johnny Unitas' haircut? That's Freddy Freeman
I didn't know I needed this in my life, but I do
October 26, 2025 at 6:33 AM
I didn't know I needed this in my life, but I do