Lo, Rich Times (the eep enjoyer)
@chrismelito.com
Is there a German word for simultaneously wanting to know about everything and everyone while also wanting to be completely left alone?
Pinned
Hey you know what's really good? Laying down
From initial development to deployment, it took 18 years to get USS Gerald R Ford completed. There is no chance Trump will be above ground for any significant period of time to "oversee" the "battleship" project
December 23, 2025 at 3:24 AM
From initial development to deployment, it took 18 years to get USS Gerald R Ford completed. There is no chance Trump will be above ground for any significant period of time to "oversee" the "battleship" project
This could be so many people, but I'm going to assume it's two people I don't haven't heard of yet named Karen Quisling and Joey Hitler
I guess I shouldn't be surprised that the anti-vaxxer married to a sex offender is a Republican but the fact that she commands an online army is still cause for concern
December 22, 2025 at 12:25 AM
This could be so many people, but I'm going to assume it's two people I don't haven't heard of yet named Karen Quisling and Joey Hitler
Theme to Rawhide in A. Thank you!
December 22, 2025 at 12:14 AM
Theme to Rawhide in A. Thank you!
Asking yourself how this conforms to article 6 and the 1st amendment? Good news, it doesn't! JD Vance is a giant piece of garbage!
JD Vance gets the biggest applause of his speech so far when he says "by the grace of God we always will be a Christian nation"
December 21, 2025 at 10:03 PM
Asking yourself how this conforms to article 6 and the 1st amendment? Good news, it doesn't! JD Vance is a giant piece of garbage!
I feel like Saddam Hussein could have toughed it out in that hidey hole a little bit longer if he'd had a Nintendo Switch
December 21, 2025 at 5:56 AM
I feel like Saddam Hussein could have toughed it out in that hidey hole a little bit longer if he'd had a Nintendo Switch
The old me would have read every page of the Epstein files, just as I did for the Mitchell Report and Unabomber Manifesto
But the new me is much more sleepy, so I'm not gonna
But the new me is much more sleepy, so I'm not gonna
December 21, 2025 at 5:51 AM
The old me would have read every page of the Epstein files, just as I did for the Mitchell Report and Unabomber Manifesto
But the new me is much more sleepy, so I'm not gonna
But the new me is much more sleepy, so I'm not gonna
My favourite part of these exchanges is that the pollsters, analysts, and journalists (I use this term loosely for Yglesias) never consider that an election issue might be an opportunity to teach the electorate to come around to the ethically correct side of said issue
This is why I'm really starting to hate the data bros.
Matty Y: "Dems should focus less on climate change/renewable energy, it's a losing issue."
Sean Casten (an actual Congressman): "I won a purple district multiple times by focusing on those issues"
Lakshya: "YEAH BUT YOU DIDN'T OVERPERFORM"
Matty Y: "Dems should focus less on climate change/renewable energy, it's a losing issue."
Sean Casten (an actual Congressman): "I won a purple district multiple times by focusing on those issues"
Lakshya: "YEAH BUT YOU DIDN'T OVERPERFORM"
December 21, 2025 at 12:08 AM
My favourite part of these exchanges is that the pollsters, analysts, and journalists (I use this term loosely for Yglesias) never consider that an election issue might be an opportunity to teach the electorate to come around to the ethically correct side of said issue
Seriously, what's the difference between ICE and the paramilitary squad that Sean Penn's character runs in One Battle After Another? Show me a significant distinction. I'll wait
December 21, 2025 at 12:03 AM
Seriously, what's the difference between ICE and the paramilitary squad that Sean Penn's character runs in One Battle After Another? Show me a significant distinction. I'll wait
Some people sure do exist
Spotted a 60-something man on the beach reading Olivia Nuzzi’s “American Canto.” His wife is nearby. She has Mar-a-Lago face and is wearing a trucker hat that says “Sun. Yoga. Champagne.” She’s been watching a live cam feed of her front door on a comically large tablet for the last 20 minutes.
December 20, 2025 at 3:41 AM
Some people sure do exist
You hate to see it
December 20, 2025 at 12:46 AM
You hate to see it
I don't know how the conversation is going to go between my cardiologist and my neurologist
"Higher intake of high-fat cheese and high-fat cream was associated with a lower risk of all-cause dementia."
Results of a 25-year prospective study of ~27,000 participants.
The purported benefit was not linked to APOE4 carriers or low-fat cheese intake
www.neurology.org/doi/full/10....
Results of a 25-year prospective study of ~27,000 participants.
The purported benefit was not linked to APOE4 carriers or low-fat cheese intake
www.neurology.org/doi/full/10....
December 19, 2025 at 10:47 PM
I don't know how the conversation is going to go between my cardiologist and my neurologist
One of my least favourite things in sports fandom is people who think their team is uniquely enraging. "Only the Broncos make their fans this mad!"
My brother in Christ, EVERYBODY says this about their team. Yall ain't special
My brother in Christ, EVERYBODY says this about their team. Yall ain't special
December 19, 2025 at 4:16 AM
One of my least favourite things in sports fandom is people who think their team is uniquely enraging. "Only the Broncos make their fans this mad!"
My brother in Christ, EVERYBODY says this about their team. Yall ain't special
My brother in Christ, EVERYBODY says this about their team. Yall ain't special
Someone else probably already said this, but the existence of Faramir implies the existence of Closeamir
December 19, 2025 at 3:01 AM
Someone else probably already said this, but the existence of Faramir implies the existence of Closeamir
If establishment democrats had even a fraction of this gumption, the US political landscape would be very different. Go fucking get 'em, Chris!
Fuck you, Pam Bondi.
Fuck everything you stand for.
Fuck your bloated wannabe emperor who can’t even string two sentences together.
If you want to come for America and Democracy, guess what.
I can do this all day.
Fuck everything you stand for.
Fuck your bloated wannabe emperor who can’t even string two sentences together.
If you want to come for America and Democracy, guess what.
I can do this all day.
December 19, 2025 at 2:03 AM
If establishment democrats had even a fraction of this gumption, the US political landscape would be very different. Go fucking get 'em, Chris!
I repost @atrupar.com a lot. That's because he's doing the awesome work of relating what this dastardly administration is doing. Generally, it's literally just showing what's happening; no varnish or negative commentary. Straight up quoting. The admin is doing this to themselves. Thank you, Aaron
December 18, 2025 at 4:28 PM
I repost @atrupar.com a lot. That's because he's doing the awesome work of relating what this dastardly administration is doing. Generally, it's literally just showing what's happening; no varnish or negative commentary. Straight up quoting. The admin is doing this to themselves. Thank you, Aaron
No they don't. That's what's needed here. Just straight up denial that gender affirming care is needless or violates an oath. Garbage fucking human making garbage fucking statements. Protect trans youth!
RFK Jr: "Doctors across the country now provide needless and irreversible sex rejecting procedures that violate their sacred Hippocratic oaths"
December 18, 2025 at 4:24 PM
No they don't. That's what's needed here. Just straight up denial that gender affirming care is needless or violates an oath. Garbage fucking human making garbage fucking statements. Protect trans youth!
Okay, chat, how about this? There are some really cool fictional characters that I would love to hang out with, but I know they would have nothing to do with me. Danny Ocean, Jeffrey "The Dude" Lebowski, "Big Chief" Albert Lambreaux, Galadriel
Who are yours?
Who are yours?
December 18, 2025 at 1:04 AM
Okay, chat, how about this? There are some really cool fictional characters that I would love to hang out with, but I know they would have nothing to do with me. Danny Ocean, Jeffrey "The Dude" Lebowski, "Big Chief" Albert Lambreaux, Galadriel
Who are yours?
Who are yours?
Who cares if Peter Parker is gay or a PoC. Grow the fuck up. But he better be from Queens or so help me
I did not know that Sony literally put in their licensing agreement with Marvel for Spider-Man that Peter Parker had to be “heterosexual, Caucasian, and raised in Queens.”
December 17, 2025 at 8:41 PM
Who cares if Peter Parker is gay or a PoC. Grow the fuck up. But he better be from Queens or so help me
Hoping I can watch this soon
December 17, 2025 at 3:29 AM
Hoping I can watch this soon
Reposted by Lo, Rich Times (the eep enjoyer)
I don't know who made this, but I love you
December 17, 2025 at 2:12 AM
I don't know who made this, but I love you
Is he lamenting that a plane with a low radar cross-section has a greater radar cross-section when the ordnance bay is open?
Trump: "The only time anybody could see those planes was when those bomb chutes open up, because it becomes totally un-stealth. You're going in, you go like this. As soon as it goes like this, for some reason the plane is totally visible. Not good. I watched it happening. I watched it go bing bing"
December 17, 2025 at 2:14 AM
Is he lamenting that a plane with a low radar cross-section has a greater radar cross-section when the ordnance bay is open?
I'm sick and tired of the nonsense, the bullshit, the lies, the disingenuousness. Now many innocent people are going to die because of the lies. And those with the power to stop it are doing nothing or eagerly cheering. The regime has been a pox on us all, but this will be an irreversible atrocity
December 17, 2025 at 1:48 AM
I'm sick and tired of the nonsense, the bullshit, the lies, the disingenuousness. Now many innocent people are going to die because of the lies. And those with the power to stop it are doing nothing or eagerly cheering. The regime has been a pox on us all, but this will be an irreversible atrocity
Steve Scalise: Stupid or Disingenuous? You decide on this week's episode of Deciphering American Politics! Prizes include a coupon on your next GoFundMe, a bottle of 4Loco, and the grand prize: a general sense of malaise!
Scalise: "Everybody complains, 'Why when I watch TV do I see this Gecko lizard & emu & all these animals out there selling car insurance & homeowners insurance? Why aren't they selling healthcare?' That's bc federal laws prohibit people to have choices for lower cost products for health insurance"
December 16, 2025 at 5:23 PM
Steve Scalise: Stupid or Disingenuous? You decide on this week's episode of Deciphering American Politics! Prizes include a coupon on your next GoFundMe, a bottle of 4Loco, and the grand prize: a general sense of malaise!
What...what...what happened around 2008/2009 that necessitated stricter financial regulations, Scott? Do you remember? Jesus Fucking Christ!
Bessent: "These 2008, 2009, 2010 financial rules were too tight. They hamstrung the American financial system. It was time for a change ... we have to take the financial system out of this straitjacket ... the regulated system is too constrained."
December 16, 2025 at 4:21 PM
What...what...what happened around 2008/2009 that necessitated stricter financial regulations, Scott? Do you remember? Jesus Fucking Christ!