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Same, medieval dudes. Same.
April 13, 2025 at 9:30 PM
Same, medieval dudes. Same.
I floss regularly - not for my dental health, but to spite the hygienist who slighted me three years ago about my gumline
April 10, 2025 at 4:04 PM
I floss regularly - not for my dental health, but to spite the hygienist who slighted me three years ago about my gumline
2025 is looking grim, but at least through careful effort I have gotten the family group chat to adopt "behold!" As the way to show something off and I LOVE IT
February 9, 2025 at 4:43 PM
2025 is looking grim, but at least through careful effort I have gotten the family group chat to adopt "behold!" As the way to show something off and I LOVE IT
My grandfather consistently questioning why nobody shoots the groundhog that brings on six more weeks of winter always makes my February
February 3, 2025 at 12:50 AM
My grandfather consistently questioning why nobody shoots the groundhog that brings on six more weeks of winter always makes my February
If you can't love me at my SIM Hoedown, you don't deserve me at my Buying Lumber
January 29, 2025 at 9:49 PM
If you can't love me at my SIM Hoedown, you don't deserve me at my Buying Lumber
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“The Democrats didn’t do enough on Gaza, so I withheld my vote to make a statement.”
“Well, Trump won and now he’s gonna destroy Gaza.”
“Yep. We’re paying the price for the Democrats’ incompetence.”
“‘We?’ The Gazans are paying the price, not us”
Pause.
“I needed to make a statement.”
“Well, Trump won and now he’s gonna destroy Gaza.”
“Yep. We’re paying the price for the Democrats’ incompetence.”
“‘We?’ The Gazans are paying the price, not us”
Pause.
“I needed to make a statement.”
January 26, 2025 at 4:18 PM
“The Democrats didn’t do enough on Gaza, so I withheld my vote to make a statement.”
“Well, Trump won and now he’s gonna destroy Gaza.”
“Yep. We’re paying the price for the Democrats’ incompetence.”
“‘We?’ The Gazans are paying the price, not us”
Pause.
“I needed to make a statement.”
“Well, Trump won and now he’s gonna destroy Gaza.”
“Yep. We’re paying the price for the Democrats’ incompetence.”
“‘We?’ The Gazans are paying the price, not us”
Pause.
“I needed to make a statement.”
If the taco bell social media crew had any balls they would start a "Keep más in Christmas" campaign where Jesus in the manger is replaced with a big ass gordita crunch
December 18, 2024 at 2:00 AM
If the taco bell social media crew had any balls they would start a "Keep más in Christmas" campaign where Jesus in the manger is replaced with a big ass gordita crunch
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Worth remembering that to cats we are Ents.
Vast, lumbering things with deathly slow reaction times. Mostly harmless, as long as you can avoid our ungainly lurching.
Vast, lumbering things with deathly slow reaction times. Mostly harmless, as long as you can avoid our ungainly lurching.
December 18, 2024 at 12:49 AM
Worth remembering that to cats we are Ents.
Vast, lumbering things with deathly slow reaction times. Mostly harmless, as long as you can avoid our ungainly lurching.
Vast, lumbering things with deathly slow reaction times. Mostly harmless, as long as you can avoid our ungainly lurching.
Gotta make sure my first post is memorable
December 4, 2024 at 3:55 PM
Gotta make sure my first post is memorable