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Chris Nee
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Writer and podcast presenter/producer of @astonvillareview.com | Freelance football and sports writer | Views are not those of my employer because I don't have one
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Three YEARS. Substack is not okay.
A three-year old post from world-class cunt Graham Linehan served up by the Substack algorithm for no reason
December 31, 2025 at 10:23 AM
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5. Wren - Black Rain Falls

4. Cult Member - Gore

3. Conjurer - Unself

2. Turnstile - Never Enough

1. Dimscûa - Dust Eater
Dimscûa - Dust Eater
December 24, 2025 at 2:58 PM
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10. EYES - Spinner

9. The Callous Daoboys - I Don't Want To See You In Heaven

8. This Gift Is A Curse - Heir

7. Deftones - private music

6. Pupil Slicer - Fleshwork
Pupil Slicer - Fleshwork
December 24, 2025 at 2:58 PM
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15. False Gods - Lost In Darkness And Distance

14. Hold Me Down - Devour

13. Zatokrev - ...Bring Mirrors To The Surface

12. Soul Blind - Red Sky Mourning

11. rýr - Dislodged
rýr - Dislodged
December 24, 2025 at 2:58 PM
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It's Christmas Eve so let's do Albums of the Year, shall we? As ever, it's a Top 20.

20. Drain - ...Is Your Friend

19. Fragda - Glorification Of Witchery

18. Vacuous - In His Blood

17. Fange - Purulences

16. Black Magnet - Megamantra
Fragda - Glorification Of Witchery
December 24, 2025 at 2:58 PM
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Thrilled to have my interview with Frank Lampard in the excellent new @fourfourtwo.com awards issue.

I'm counting that as career change completed.

You can grab it here: www.magazinesdirect.com/az-single-is...
Preview of magazine feature entitled The Specials One with a picture of Coventry City manager Frank Lampard
December 4, 2025 at 3:57 PM
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And still be in bed by 12.
I knew how to make petrol bombs at 11, says James McClean
October 20, 2025 at 10:17 PM
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Are you a strategist now, you fucker?
October 6, 2025 at 7:13 PM
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Well, well. If it isn't every thought I had in a meeting between 2017 and 2024.
Are you a strategist now, you fucker?
October 6, 2025 at 12:25 PM
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What a fucking world.
"We should have done proper research before jumping on what we thought was a social media trend," the organisation said.
September 19, 2025 at 7:14 AM
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Marina
September 14, 2025 at 7:44 AM
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September 8, 2025 at 2:47 PM
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Brackley Town tunnel
September 3, 2025 at 7:43 PM
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It's only five games but still, this is ridiculous stuff. What a time to be alive.
NPL Midlands table with Coventry Sphinx in second
August 25, 2025 at 5:29 PM
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Birmingham City have set their sights on thriving, not just surviving, in the Championship.

They've reunited ex-Celtic teammates Tomoki Iwata and Kyogo Furuhashi to help them do it.

This week's football newsletter.

Here: hpbp.substack.com/p/birmingham...
High Protein Beef Paste
July 9, 2025 at 8:18 AM
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Birmingham City signed a second Japanese player last week. Then a third.

In reuniting Tomoki Iwata and Kyogo Furuhashi, City are building a Premier League push on proven players from football's most fashionable market.

Read and subscribe for free right here: hpbp.substack.com/p/birmingham...
"Any question marks lingering over Kyogo Furuhashi's ability will make him more dangerous than ever in the Championship. He's good enough to be one of the division's leading scorers and presumably fired-up enough to show it."
July 8, 2025 at 8:24 AM
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June 30, 2025 at 12:21 PM
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Takashi Usami's identical Magical Kicks free kick
June 22, 2025 at 10:22 AM
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Frasier advises a jilted man not to try too hard to get his ex back. Lee Carsley's advice to his Young Lions tonight will be much more positive, as the aim to retain their U21 Euros title.
June 12, 2025 at 9:50 AM
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June 9, 2025 at 8:21 AM
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May 31, 2025 at 4:12 PM
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FOOTBALL IS COMMUNITY.

This week's High Protein Beef Paste is about football, fans and St Mirren. As usual.

Check it out: hpbp.substack.com/p/football-i...
"Maintaining football clubs in, with, through, and for communities takes effort. Keeping a club attached to its social foundations doesn't happen without deliberate, proactive effort."
May 20, 2025 at 5:34 PM
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Gary Lineker doesn't know the Laws of the Game. Pass it on.
A player, substitute or substituted player who commits any of the following offences is sent off: denying the opposing team a goal or an obvious goal-scoring opportunity
May 17, 2025 at 6:02 PM
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Whatever it takes, I suppose.
Charlton edge Wycombe to book L1 play-off final date with Leyton Orient
May 15, 2025 at 11:14 PM
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May 12, 2025 at 10:38 AM