Chris P
@chrispummer.bsky.social
Husband, dad. | he/him | White Sox ⚾️, Blackhawks 🏒 fan | Secular humanist | General enthusiast | Model citizen, zero discipline.
I won’t rest until it happens
January 15, 2026 at 11:00 PM
I won’t rest until it happens
I won’t rest until it happens.
January 15, 2026 at 11:00 PM
I won’t rest until it happens.
“Yeah, I think I’m better than Chuck Swirsky! Frickin’ liberal!”
January 12, 2026 at 2:40 AM
“Yeah, I think I’m better than Chuck Swirsky! Frickin’ liberal!”
Never quitting. Abolish ICE.
January 11, 2026 at 11:47 PM
Never quitting. Abolish ICE.
Virginia is for lovers, Iowa is for perverts.
December 31, 2025 at 11:13 PM
Virginia is for lovers, Iowa is for perverts.
BRUNCH (2025) dir. by Guillermo del Toro.
December 28, 2025 at 8:36 PM
BRUNCH (2025) dir. by Guillermo del Toro.
Merry Christmas. Boot-A-Claus visited my house.
December 26, 2025 at 1:54 AM
Merry Christmas. Boot-A-Claus visited my house.
Now here’s another great Christmas film.
December 25, 2025 at 4:47 AM
Now here’s another great Christmas film.
‘Twas the night before Christmas, and all through the house, not a creature was stirring except my family having our annual Die Hard night.
December 25, 2025 at 4:11 AM
‘Twas the night before Christmas, and all through the house, not a creature was stirring except my family having our annual Die Hard night.
I remember one time as a kid at my grandparents on Christmas Eve they had this pineapple cheese spread. Was good on ritz crackers to me at the time but can’t imagine eating casserole-sized pan of it.
December 24, 2025 at 6:28 PM
I remember one time as a kid at my grandparents on Christmas Eve they had this pineapple cheese spread. Was good on ritz crackers to me at the time but can’t imagine eating casserole-sized pan of it.
Peanut butter cup pudding parfaits.
December 24, 2025 at 12:38 AM
Peanut butter cup pudding parfaits.
Trusting the experts.
December 23, 2025 at 5:27 PM
Trusting the experts.
Enjoying a Saturday night.
December 7, 2025 at 2:20 AM
Enjoying a Saturday night.
One of my brothers game me coffee beans he roasted. Did an A+ job on this batch.
December 6, 2025 at 11:29 PM
One of my brothers game me coffee beans he roasted. Did an A+ job on this batch.
Correct take. That’s why we just bust out the soundtrack record to listen to while we put up the Christmas decorations.
December 1, 2025 at 12:57 AM
Correct take. That’s why we just bust out the soundtrack record to listen to while we put up the Christmas decorations.
The leftover mashed potatoes-to-potato pancake pipeline remains strong. 🥔
December 1, 2025 at 12:24 AM
The leftover mashed potatoes-to-potato pancake pipeline remains strong. 🥔
Update: the bird buffet will continue and I will get to read my newspaper.
November 29, 2025 at 9:40 PM
Update: the bird buffet will continue and I will get to read my newspaper.
Bird feeder fell over. Now they’re racing to get the birdseed before it’s covered with snow.
November 29, 2025 at 6:23 PM
Bird feeder fell over. Now they’re racing to get the birdseed before it’s covered with snow.
“I’m not high but my dog is and I am.”
November 28, 2025 at 3:37 AM
“I’m not high but my dog is and I am.”
Cranberry sauce. Two kinds, one with orange zest and one with apple and ginger.
November 26, 2025 at 9:37 PM
Cranberry sauce. Two kinds, one with orange zest and one with apple and ginger.
Not quite a new level.
November 20, 2025 at 5:38 AM
Not quite a new level.
Newsom and everyone else (Mayor Pete, Rahm) out there right now working for the Dem nom in 2028.
November 18, 2025 at 4:12 AM
Newsom and everyone else (Mayor Pete, Rahm) out there right now working for the Dem nom in 2028.