Chris P
@chrispummer.bsky.social
Husband, dad. | he/him | White Sox ⚾️, Blackhawks 🏒 fan | Secular humanist | General enthusiast | Model citizen, zero discipline.
Doctor Who
Monty Python
Mister Rogers’ Neighborhood
Monty Python
Mister Rogers’ Neighborhood
Reskeet with your first three memories of Public Broadcasting outside of Sesame Street.
Monty Python’s Flying Circus.
Reading Rainbow.
Mister Rogers.
Monty Python’s Flying Circus.
Reading Rainbow.
Mister Rogers.
January 24, 2026 at 6:46 AM
Doctor Who
Monty Python
Mister Rogers’ Neighborhood
Monty Python
Mister Rogers’ Neighborhood
👆🏻☝🏻 Sky point for a Chicago media legend.
January 24, 2026 at 2:08 AM
👆🏻☝🏻 Sky point for a Chicago media legend.
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This is a photo of someone being tortured, not someone being restrained
An observer arrested in Suth Minneapolis. Photo by Richard Tsong-Taatarii/The Minnesota Star Tribune
January 21, 2026 at 9:32 PM
This is a photo of someone being tortured, not someone being restrained
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Scott Adams was an exceptionally wealthy man with the ear of the most powerful man on earth. His death after ignoring expert advice in favor of online tough guys and wellness influencers should be the end of that era but those people know that their audience is a bunch of rubes like Scott.
January 21, 2026 at 6:53 PM
Scott Adams was an exceptionally wealthy man with the ear of the most powerful man on earth. His death after ignoring expert advice in favor of online tough guys and wellness influencers should be the end of that era but those people know that their audience is a bunch of rubes like Scott.
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I am sad about this.
Can confirm Jeff Passan's report that the White Sox have traded Luis Robert Jr. to the Mets for Luisangel Acuña and Truman Pauley
January 21, 2026 at 4:23 AM
I am sad about this.
GO BEARS
i have to work tomorrow but BEARS
January 18, 2026 at 7:10 AM
GO BEARS
I love Del Taco and you can do so much better than this elsewhere on their menu.
January 18, 2026 at 6:05 AM
I love Del Taco and you can do so much better than this elsewhere on their menu.
And Thundercat!
Danny Elfman drumming for Rocky A$AP?
January 18, 2026 at 6:03 AM
And Thundercat!
Danny Elfman drumming for Rocky A$AP?
January 18, 2026 at 5:12 AM
Danny Elfman drumming for Rocky A$AP?
I won’t rest until it happens
January 15, 2026 at 11:00 PM
I won’t rest until it happens
This guy rocks.
Hundreds of anti-ICE demonstrators are making noise outside the Graduate hotel on the Minneapolis campus of the University of Minnesota. bit.ly/49SpwBk
📷️: Richard Tsong-Taatarii
📷️: Richard Tsong-Taatarii
January 14, 2026 at 3:35 AM
This guy rocks.
Never quitting. Abolish ICE.
January 11, 2026 at 11:47 PM
Never quitting. Abolish ICE.
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VICTORY FORMATION. FADE TO BLACK. FUCK THE PACKERS. ABOLISH ICE.
January 11, 2026 at 4:37 AM
VICTORY FORMATION. FADE TO BLACK. FUCK THE PACKERS. ABOLISH ICE.
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it sounds wild but People is using headlines and writers to say what's actually happening without all the passive voice nonsense
And if you haven't seen the response by former MN Gov Jesse Ventura, a Roosevelt High School grad who went to the campus to show support the day after ICE attacked students and staff, you can read all about it in People Magazine, which grasps the gravity of the situation. people.com/jesse-ventur...
January 10, 2026 at 4:52 PM
it sounds wild but People is using headlines and writers to say what's actually happening without all the passive voice nonsense
Don’t forget that Brett Favre belongs in prison.
January 10, 2026 at 5:41 AM
Don’t forget that Brett Favre belongs in prison.
Colorado coach Gary Barnett definitely deserved to get his ass beat like this.
colorado's qb this game? Joel Klatt
January 10, 2026 at 2:41 AM
Colorado coach Gary Barnett definitely deserved to get his ass beat like this.
Who are your top 10 all-time favorite guitarists? Here are mine in no particular order:
Eddie Van Halen
Jimi Hendrix
Ernie Isley
Prince
Vernon Reid
Jimmy Page
Nile Rodgers
St. Vincent
Buddy Guy
Tom Morello
Eddie Van Halen
Jimi Hendrix
Ernie Isley
Prince
Vernon Reid
Jimmy Page
Nile Rodgers
St. Vincent
Buddy Guy
Tom Morello
Who are your top 10 all-time favorite guitarists? Here are mine in no particular order.
BB King
Chuck Berry
Carlos Santana
Prince
Stevie Ray Vaughn
Robin Trower
Jeff Beck
Jimmy Page
Jimi Hendrix
David Gilmour
BB King
Chuck Berry
Carlos Santana
Prince
Stevie Ray Vaughn
Robin Trower
Jeff Beck
Jimmy Page
Jimi Hendrix
David Gilmour
Who are your top 10 all-time favorite guitarists? Here are mine in no particular order.
Eddie Van Halen
Gary Moore
Michael Schenker
Stevie Ray Vaughn
Robin Trower
Randy Rhoads
Jeff Beck
Jimmy Page
Jimi Hendrix
David Gilmour
Honorable mention: Joe Satriani, B.B. King, Albert King, Randy Bachman
Eddie Van Halen
Gary Moore
Michael Schenker
Stevie Ray Vaughn
Robin Trower
Randy Rhoads
Jeff Beck
Jimmy Page
Jimi Hendrix
David Gilmour
Honorable mention: Joe Satriani, B.B. King, Albert King, Randy Bachman
January 10, 2026 at 1:45 AM
Who are your top 10 all-time favorite guitarists? Here are mine in no particular order:
Eddie Van Halen
Jimi Hendrix
Ernie Isley
Prince
Vernon Reid
Jimmy Page
Nile Rodgers
St. Vincent
Buddy Guy
Tom Morello
Eddie Van Halen
Jimi Hendrix
Ernie Isley
Prince
Vernon Reid
Jimmy Page
Nile Rodgers
St. Vincent
Buddy Guy
Tom Morello
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Every day J.D. Vance eats shit and somehow makes it seem like the most condescending thing you've ever seen in your life.
January 9, 2026 at 1:41 AM
Every day J.D. Vance eats shit and somehow makes it seem like the most condescending thing you've ever seen in your life.
Blackhawks trade for another dead contract? Rick Hahn ass shit. At least when Hahn threw money down a hole the White Sox had some asshole reliever to show for it. Davidson just does it to pay guys not to play for the Blackhawks.
The Blackhawks dealt Laurent Brossoit and Nolan Allan to the Sharks today in a complicated trade.
Acquiring Ryan Ellis' $6.25M dead contract — which will help them reach the salary floor next season — was the biggest reason why.
Story: chicago.suntimes.com/blackhawks/2...
Acquiring Ryan Ellis' $6.25M dead contract — which will help them reach the salary floor next season — was the biggest reason why.
Story: chicago.suntimes.com/blackhawks/2...
Blackhawks send Laurent Brossoit, Nolan Allan to Sharks in complicated trade
As part of the exchange, the Hawks acquired the dead contract of Ryan Ellis, whose $6.25 million salary-cap hit should help them reach the salary floor next season.
chicago.suntimes.com
January 9, 2026 at 1:01 AM
Blackhawks trade for another dead contract? Rick Hahn ass shit. At least when Hahn threw money down a hole the White Sox had some asshole reliever to show for it. Davidson just does it to pay guys not to play for the Blackhawks.
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But Jerry Reinsdorf doesn’t think Benetti is funny, guys!
I will never forgive Reinsdorf for chasing away Jason Benetti.
I will never forgive Reinsdorf for chasing away Jason Benetti.
January 6, 2026 at 3:37 AM
But Jerry Reinsdorf doesn’t think Benetti is funny, guys!
I will never forgive Reinsdorf for chasing away Jason Benetti.
I will never forgive Reinsdorf for chasing away Jason Benetti.
Instead the nicest thing we can say about Aaron Rodgers is he doesn’t belong in prison as much as Brett Favre does.
will say it again: if rodgers retires after the 2020 season, never says a thing about vaccines/cancel culture, and becomes the host of jeopardy, he goes down as maybe the most universally liked athlete of all time
I realize this is an unpopular sentiment because we all presumably want him to eat shit as a human, but the sports fan in me always finds the on-field endings of careers like Aaron Rodgers’ to be sad. instead of hanging it up after a good season, they hold on for a few more years and we see *this*
January 5, 2026 at 3:09 AM
Instead the nicest thing we can say about Aaron Rodgers is he doesn’t belong in prison as much as Brett Favre does.