Chris Pyle
@chrispyle.bsky.social
Average human dad of 3. I swear I am totally human and not a robot. Wait, that is what a robot would say. Crap.
This is all I can think of when I see Scott Bessent.
January 28, 2026 at 4:16 PM
This is all I can think of when I see Scott Bessent.
I WON THE PIZZA HUT PIECE PRIZE BY ENDING DECADES OLD PIZZAS ON THEIR BUFFET. I FINISHED...I MEAN ENDED EIGHT, NINE...I MEAN 10 PIZZAS, YEAH 10. PEOPLE ARE SAYING NO ONE ELSE COULD ACCOMPLISH WHAT I'VE DONE.
December 7, 2025 at 9:10 PM
I WON THE PIZZA HUT PIECE PRIZE BY ENDING DECADES OLD PIZZAS ON THEIR BUFFET. I FINISHED...I MEAN ENDED EIGHT, NINE...I MEAN 10 PIZZAS, YEAH 10. PEOPLE ARE SAYING NO ONE ELSE COULD ACCOMPLISH WHAT I'VE DONE.
I feel this is how they put on the orange.
July 11, 2025 at 12:10 PM
I feel this is how they put on the orange.
One of Trump's potential replacements
June 25, 2025 at 6:02 PM
One of Trump's potential replacements
I remember when Mike Braun was in the movie "Idiocracy"
April 17, 2025 at 7:56 PM
I remember when Mike Braun was in the movie "Idiocracy"