Chris Pyle
@chrispyle.bsky.social
Average human dad of 3. I swear I am totally human and not a robot. Wait, that is what a robot would say. Crap.
Just say every word you know in one sentence. That always works to explain everything.
December 21, 2025 at 4:59 PM
Just say every word you know in one sentence. That always works to explain everything.
This looks like the cover to Bill Clinton's jazz album entitled "Sex Pest".
December 12, 2025 at 4:50 PM
This looks like the cover to Bill Clinton's jazz album entitled "Sex Pest".
Watch out for Cuellar. He could keep his house seat in the midterms then flip.
December 9, 2025 at 7:30 PM
Watch out for Cuellar. He could keep his house seat in the midterms then flip.
Everyone knows that consistency is the key to winning championships.....or being a perpetual loser.
December 7, 2025 at 9:58 PM
Everyone knows that consistency is the key to winning championships.....or being a perpetual loser.
I WON THE PIZZA HUT PIECE PRIZE BY ENDING DECADES OLD PIZZAS ON THEIR BUFFET. I FINISHED...I MEAN ENDED EIGHT, NINE...I MEAN 10 PIZZAS, YEAH 10. PEOPLE ARE SAYING NO ONE ELSE COULD ACCOMPLISH WHAT I'VE DONE.
December 7, 2025 at 9:10 PM
I WON THE PIZZA HUT PIECE PRIZE BY ENDING DECADES OLD PIZZAS ON THEIR BUFFET. I FINISHED...I MEAN ENDED EIGHT, NINE...I MEAN 10 PIZZAS, YEAH 10. PEOPLE ARE SAYING NO ONE ELSE COULD ACCOMPLISH WHAT I'VE DONE.
You can really tell this is a photo caught in the moment and not staged in any way by the way he is trying to do a human smile and pointing at the book itself. Ya' know like a brain worm controlled human would.
December 7, 2025 at 7:25 PM
You can really tell this is a photo caught in the moment and not staged in any way by the way he is trying to do a human smile and pointing at the book itself. Ya' know like a brain worm controlled human would.
Only in the states of confusion and denial is gas 1.99 a gallon.
December 6, 2025 at 1:06 PM
Only in the states of confusion and denial is gas 1.99 a gallon.
I think the remaining books will release after his death so he doesn't have to listen to anyone bitch and complain about their favorite character dying or how the series ends.
December 6, 2025 at 1:06 AM
I think the remaining books will release after his death so he doesn't have to listen to anyone bitch and complain about their favorite character dying or how the series ends.
You are truly the last honorable soul. I strive everyday to be like you but alas I will never reach your level of consciousness. Thank you for putting me in my place.
December 5, 2025 at 1:11 PM
You are truly the last honorable soul. I strive everyday to be like you but alas I will never reach your level of consciousness. Thank you for putting me in my place.
We should get in an argument about an obvious joke.
December 5, 2025 at 1:03 PM
We should get in an argument about an obvious joke.
I especially like the painting of Trump's soul on the wall.
December 5, 2025 at 12:40 PM
I especially like the painting of Trump's soul on the wall.
Cocaine. It's what's for breakfast.
December 5, 2025 at 12:33 PM
Cocaine. It's what's for breakfast.
Senator 2 first names pushing word turds out of his facehole again.
November 30, 2025 at 2:43 PM
Senator 2 first names pushing word turds out of his facehole again.
All of Musk’s wealth is on paper. Nothing real. It’s all a facade.
November 26, 2025 at 2:57 AM
All of Musk’s wealth is on paper. Nothing real. It’s all a facade.
This stems from the COVID lockdowns where people couldn’t go to his shows and reaffirm in his mind how great he is. So he became an angry old fuck like so many other comedians looking for someone to blame because inside he’s a sad old sex pest who misses the Playboy mansion. Fuuuuuuck him!
November 19, 2025 at 11:01 PM
This stems from the COVID lockdowns where people couldn’t go to his shows and reaffirm in his mind how great he is. So he became an angry old fuck like so many other comedians looking for someone to blame because inside he’s a sad old sex pest who misses the Playboy mansion. Fuuuuuuck him!
Forest Whitaker's face in these pictures were not him acting just a natural response to listening to Jared Leto talk all day.
November 19, 2025 at 3:45 PM
Forest Whitaker's face in these pictures were not him acting just a natural response to listening to Jared Leto talk all day.
Perhaps she wrongly believed him when he said he would release them. This why I think people should address any town halls done in red districts by saying “you were lied to, we were all lied to.” This helps people realize they’ve been duped but still feel like they aren’t being left behind.
November 18, 2025 at 4:05 PM
Perhaps she wrongly believed him when he said he would release them. This why I think people should address any town halls done in red districts by saying “you were lied to, we were all lied to.” This helps people realize they’ve been duped but still feel like they aren’t being left behind.
This is how they destroy the ACA without having to pass a vote.
November 18, 2025 at 1:03 PM
This is how they destroy the ACA without having to pass a vote.
The whole point is to keep us all in debt. Create a company store situation where you have no chance of getting ahead. That is what they wanted all along. Anyone who thinks there is a plan to fix this might as well wish in one hand and shit in the other and see which fills up faster.
November 14, 2025 at 1:07 AM
The whole point is to keep us all in debt. Create a company store situation where you have no chance of getting ahead. That is what they wanted all along. Anyone who thinks there is a plan to fix this might as well wish in one hand and shit in the other and see which fills up faster.
Just word turds coming out of his farcehole
November 13, 2025 at 8:28 PM
Just word turds coming out of his farcehole
Why can't they just get that guy that carves signs out of 100% bronzebrass to make one sign. Problem solved.
November 13, 2025 at 2:41 PM
Why can't they just get that guy that carves signs out of 100% bronzebrass to make one sign. Problem solved.
Then we have to deal with the sectional offender that will replace him.
November 13, 2025 at 2:21 PM
Then we have to deal with the sectional offender that will replace him.
Yeah they are right next to the notebooks he’s filled with drawings of dicks. Notebook after notebook.
November 10, 2025 at 10:31 PM
Yeah they are right next to the notebooks he’s filled with drawings of dicks. Notebook after notebook.
Amazingly there were just enough democrat votes to offset Rand Paul’s no vote. Not too many. Not too few. Just right. Doesn’t seem shady at all.
November 10, 2025 at 2:31 PM
Amazingly there were just enough democrat votes to offset Rand Paul’s no vote. Not too many. Not too few. Just right. Doesn’t seem shady at all.
Picking between Maduro and Machado must be like deciding how big of a bite of a poop sandwich you want to take.
November 4, 2025 at 8:02 PM
Picking between Maduro and Machado must be like deciding how big of a bite of a poop sandwich you want to take.