Chrissie
@chrissiewild.bsky.social
Originally from Bath now retired in Somerset in our own little bit of countryside.
Just me, him, two dogs, five fish, ten chickens and two snails. Have I mentioned I’m retired?
Just me, him, two dogs, five fish, ten chickens and two snails. Have I mentioned I’m retired?
As of yesterday, I am now retired.
I am having a wet january.
Started as I mean to go on and have had baileys in my mocha.
Happy New Year
I am having a wet january.
Started as I mean to go on and have had baileys in my mocha.
Happy New Year
January 1, 2026 at 11:04 AM
As of yesterday, I am now retired.
I am having a wet january.
Started as I mean to go on and have had baileys in my mocha.
Happy New Year
I am having a wet january.
Started as I mean to go on and have had baileys in my mocha.
Happy New Year
You had me at ‘pints of wine’.
An edited list of food for a feast at the Hall in 1448: 21 capons, 72 fowls, 6 suckling pigs, 12 rabbits, 6 herons, 2½oz of saffron, 10oz white sugar.
To drink: 170 pints of wine and 416 pints of ale.
Standard week between Christmas and New Year if you ask us…
To drink: 170 pints of wine and 416 pints of ale.
Standard week between Christmas and New Year if you ask us…
December 30, 2025 at 11:58 AM
You had me at ‘pints of wine’.
Follow the hashtag of #DuvetKnowItsChristmas
You’re welcome.
You’re welcome.
December 24, 2025 at 11:13 PM
Follow the hashtag of #DuvetKnowItsChristmas
You’re welcome.
You’re welcome.
Happy Winter Solstice Everyone.
December 21, 2025 at 7:47 AM
Happy Winter Solstice Everyone.
I have just watched the last ever Neighbours (well, the second last ever Neighbours (until if there is a next time)). But basically, I have now watched all the Neighbours.
What do I win?
What do I win?
December 11, 2025 at 4:49 PM
I have just watched the last ever Neighbours (well, the second last ever Neighbours (until if there is a next time)). But basically, I have now watched all the Neighbours.
What do I win?
What do I win?
Fucking ITV news playing Last Christmas, I have been Whamageddoned.
I made it one more day than last year, but have lost, again.
I made it one more day than last year, but have lost, again.
December 5, 2025 at 6:14 PM
Fucking ITV news playing Last Christmas, I have been Whamageddoned.
I made it one more day than last year, but have lost, again.
I made it one more day than last year, but have lost, again.
I remember eating hula hoops off of each and every finger and thumb. I appreciate I have grown (I’m 53)! But seriously…
November 29, 2025 at 9:45 PM
I remember eating hula hoops off of each and every finger and thumb. I appreciate I have grown (I’m 53)! But seriously…
One month until christmas…
November 25, 2025 at 7:48 AM
One month until christmas…
I just like the headline.
Stationery shop wants to move after rent increase www.somersetlive.co.uk/news/somerse...
Stationery shop wants to move after rent increase www.somersetlive.co.uk/news/somerse...
Stationery shop wants to move
Supporters could have the chance to name their vintage presses- or their new water closet!
www.somersetlive.co.uk
November 20, 2025 at 9:17 PM
I just like the headline.
Stationery shop wants to move after rent increase www.somersetlive.co.uk/news/somerse...
Stationery shop wants to move after rent increase www.somersetlive.co.uk/news/somerse...
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Farage: epic grifter
October 27, 2025 at 12:45 PM
Farage: epic grifter
October 27, 2025 at 6:40 AM
Two months until christmas.
Not long now…
Not long now…
October 25, 2025 at 7:17 PM
Two months until christmas.
Not long now…
Not long now…
I think we need a new word for ‘celebrity’.
I would like to suggest ‘WOTTO’.
It stands for Was On The Tele Once.
I would like to suggest ‘WOTTO’.
It stands for Was On The Tele Once.
October 20, 2025 at 10:00 AM
I think we need a new word for ‘celebrity’.
I would like to suggest ‘WOTTO’.
It stands for Was On The Tele Once.
I would like to suggest ‘WOTTO’.
It stands for Was On The Tele Once.
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Here are the Top 5 Dogs of the week!
October 17, 2025 at 2:32 PM
Here are the Top 5 Dogs of the week!
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Looks like Michelle Mone is going to have to sell that yacht
(from Feb 23)
(from Feb 23)
October 1, 2025 at 12:38 PM
Looks like Michelle Mone is going to have to sell that yacht
(from Feb 23)
(from Feb 23)
Three short months until christmas…oh how the time flies.
September 25, 2025 at 2:04 PM
Three short months until christmas…oh how the time flies.
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"That's me, that is."
September 6, 2025 at 4:21 PM
"That's me, that is."
I have just discovered the word sitooterie and I couldn’t be happier about its origin and its meaning.
August 2, 2025 at 8:49 PM
I have just discovered the word sitooterie and I couldn’t be happier about its origin and its meaning.
Can I stop paying my tv licence fee now?
July 15, 2025 at 4:06 PM
Can I stop paying my tv licence fee now?
Six months until christmas.
June 25, 2025 at 12:07 PM
Six months until christmas.
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Bristol Museums are crowdfunding to try and bring this wonderful oil painting by a 17-year old JMW Turner back to Bristol. Please share so we can bring it home! www.crowdfunder.co.uk/p/bringturne...
June 23, 2025 at 4:00 PM
Bristol Museums are crowdfunding to try and bring this wonderful oil painting by a 17-year old JMW Turner back to Bristol. Please share so we can bring it home! www.crowdfunder.co.uk/p/bringturne...