Chris Spiller
@chrissyspill.bsky.social
Level 45 computational demonologist, Metalhead, Lover of UNIX, RPG/Board/Video gamer, and photographer.
There are a lot of grumpy people in Sainsburys that need to hear this today. youtube.com/watch?v=6U2X...
The Rudest Christmas Song Ever ...? NSFW
YouTube video by Fascinating Aïda
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December 21, 2025 at 12:54 PM
There are a lot of grumpy people in Sainsburys that need to hear this today. youtube.com/watch?v=6U2X...
Those lovely folks at @pelgranepress.bsky.social sent me a lovely pre-Christmas present.
December 19, 2025 at 5:44 PM
Those lovely folks at @pelgranepress.bsky.social sent me a lovely pre-Christmas present.
Ever start folding a wrap and then your attention wanders and you end up with an unholy abomination that's impossible to eat neatly?
December 16, 2025 at 12:54 PM
Ever start folding a wrap and then your attention wanders and you end up with an unholy abomination that's impossible to eat neatly?
I am honestly struggling to give a flying fuck about Christmas this year.
I will be going home to my Mum being unable to hold a conversation and my Dad trying his best to keep his shit together.
Dementia and Alzheimer's is horrible and I don't want to deal with this but I have to.
I will be going home to my Mum being unable to hold a conversation and my Dad trying his best to keep his shit together.
Dementia and Alzheimer's is horrible and I don't want to deal with this but I have to.
December 11, 2025 at 10:27 PM
I am honestly struggling to give a flying fuck about Christmas this year.
I will be going home to my Mum being unable to hold a conversation and my Dad trying his best to keep his shit together.
Dementia and Alzheimer's is horrible and I don't want to deal with this but I have to.
I will be going home to my Mum being unable to hold a conversation and my Dad trying his best to keep his shit together.
Dementia and Alzheimer's is horrible and I don't want to deal with this but I have to.
Seasonal errection complete
December 6, 2025 at 7:43 PM
Seasonal errection complete
Feels like the M25 gets worse every time I use it. It was like Wacky Races tonight. Special shout out to the bellend who failed to notice one wheel detaching from his trailer and bouncing across the carriageway. It's a miracle it didn't hit anyone.
November 29, 2025 at 6:36 PM
Feels like the M25 gets worse every time I use it. It was like Wacky Races tonight. Special shout out to the bellend who failed to notice one wheel detaching from his trailer and bouncing across the carriageway. It's a miracle it didn't hit anyone.
On my way to Dragonmeet. Say hello, I'm not as grumpy as I look.
November 29, 2025 at 10:02 AM
On my way to Dragonmeet. Say hello, I'm not as grumpy as I look.
I am determined to find a recipe involving preserved lemons that doesn't taste like Toilet Duck. This is my quest.
November 20, 2025 at 7:23 PM
I am determined to find a recipe involving preserved lemons that doesn't taste like Toilet Duck. This is my quest.
Today has gone off the rails to the point where I'm wondering if I can neck half a bottle of red and claim I had soup for lunch and have a more chilled afternoon.
November 14, 2025 at 1:37 PM
Today has gone off the rails to the point where I'm wondering if I can neck half a bottle of red and claim I had soup for lunch and have a more chilled afternoon.
Lungs are optional right? Mine keep trying to escape 😕
November 14, 2025 at 9:29 AM
Lungs are optional right? Mine keep trying to escape 😕
I'm glad you're comfy 😂
November 10, 2025 at 10:45 PM
I'm glad you're comfy 😂
Happy Circulatory System walking through the Kitchen Day for those who celebrate.
November 10, 2025 at 9:40 AM
Happy Circulatory System walking through the Kitchen Day for those who celebrate.
Dog parenting is a pathway to wonder where you ponder deep mysteries such as "Why is your foot in the water bowl?", "Why are my feet wet?", and "Why are you licking my elbow?"
November 4, 2025 at 1:12 PM
Dog parenting is a pathway to wonder where you ponder deep mysteries such as "Why is your foot in the water bowl?", "Why are my feet wet?", and "Why are you licking my elbow?"
A film you’ve seen more than seven times with a gif
a man and a woman are running in a grassy field .
ALT: a man and a woman are running in a grassy field .
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November 3, 2025 at 8:30 AM
A film you’ve seen more than seven times with a gif
Dog: Walked
McDonalds: Eaten
Coffee: Poured
Feet: Up
McDonalds: Eaten
Coffee: Poured
Feet: Up
November 1, 2025 at 9:12 AM
Dog: Walked
McDonalds: Eaten
Coffee: Poured
Feet: Up
McDonalds: Eaten
Coffee: Poured
Feet: Up
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Seasonal reminder, Pumpkins make Hedgehogs sick, so don't leave any out where they can reach them.
October 28, 2025 at 1:59 PM
Seasonal reminder, Pumpkins make Hedgehogs sick, so don't leave any out where they can reach them.
Nothing can get you out of bed faster than hearing a dog winding up to puke.
October 27, 2025 at 7:22 AM
Nothing can get you out of bed faster than hearing a dog winding up to puke.
Nice day for a walk
October 26, 2025 at 12:19 PM
Nice day for a walk
By all means eat your treat on the lawn in the rain. You do you. 🤦
October 19, 2025 at 12:04 PM
By all means eat your treat on the lawn in the rain. You do you. 🤦
I am 45 years old and apparently still uncertain about the correct use of a semicolon if Outlook is to be believed.
October 15, 2025 at 8:46 AM
I am 45 years old and apparently still uncertain about the correct use of a semicolon if Outlook is to be believed.
Reposted by Chris Spiller
If anyone needs me I will be in the museum, lying down next to the bog bodies.
October 13, 2025 at 5:58 PM
If anyone needs me I will be in the museum, lying down next to the bog bodies.
Replaying Oblivion and I love the lack of urgency in Elder Scrolls games. Invasion of Daedra? Yeah I'll get right on that. Please hold while I fuck about wasting weeks of game time trying to join the University.
October 12, 2025 at 5:32 PM
Replaying Oblivion and I love the lack of urgency in Elder Scrolls games. Invasion of Daedra? Yeah I'll get right on that. Please hold while I fuck about wasting weeks of game time trying to join the University.
Good morning to you too 😂
October 12, 2025 at 6:35 AM
Good morning to you too 😂
Slumming it with pasta stars in my minestrone today as the supermarket couldn't provide dinosaur pasta ☹️
October 6, 2025 at 12:37 PM
Slumming it with pasta stars in my minestrone today as the supermarket couldn't provide dinosaur pasta ☹️