sorry to my local comedy scene for potentially causing drama by posting an unnamed and unpictured man’s own words verbatim but i am never going to let dudes who say shit like this into a microphone convince me that i’m not funny, it will not ever happen lol 🙂

bestie you don’t have to threaten to break into my phone to see my cat pictures, i’ll show them to you if you ask nicely? 🐈

would you believe that i am very fun at parties

the patriarchy demon has learned some new (old) information and has made a return sooner than anticipated ✨

psa for the able-bodied folks working themselves to death under capitalism: i don’t want to cook for myself after performing a bunch of other labor either but what i’m actually saying is the problem is and has always been capitalism all along.

had a very interesting (derogatory) conversation with a dude in a fedora last night and then this happened 👹