Christ Cooper is God’s Favorite
@christcooper.bsky.social
cat enabler/apologist, gender hostile, assigned malicious at birth, father figure, service top, domestic laborer, pro complainer, born against my will, still (barely) alive out of spite. if greg abbott wants me dead he can kill me himself. in this essay i
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“it’s impossible to be a man these days” not impossible enough (cocks gun)
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It is such a fucked up thing that I can think back to building the Hogwarts Lego set on Christmas Day as a kid and then 20 years later the woman who came up with that will hate that I exist and dedicate her entire fortune to destroying people like me
December 20, 2025 at 1:56 AM
It is such a fucked up thing that I can think back to building the Hogwarts Lego set on Christmas Day as a kid and then 20 years later the woman who came up with that will hate that I exist and dedicate her entire fortune to destroying people like me
fascinating that an administration rife with pedophiles would be kidnapping and trafficking children and expects us to believe there’s nothing nefarious about it lol
The Trump administration has virtually stopped releasing undocumented children in federal custody to their parents and other relatives, The Texas Newsroom and The California Newsroom have found.
The Trump administration has all but stopped reuniting detained migrant children with families
Government sources say that for the last six weeks, they've been ordered not to release undocumented children in federal custody to their parents and relatives.
www.houstonpublicmedia.org
December 19, 2025 at 4:56 PM
fascinating that an administration rife with pedophiles would be kidnapping and trafficking children and expects us to believe there’s nothing nefarious about it lol
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Dan Savage has no place in the queer landscape of 2025. He is a living relic: a reminder of how far we've come since the 90s, and of the bigotry that we have collectively decided is beyond the pale.
December 19, 2025 at 4:01 PM
Dan Savage has no place in the queer landscape of 2025. He is a living relic: a reminder of how far we've come since the 90s, and of the bigotry that we have collectively decided is beyond the pale.
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I somehow missed that Dan Savage was on Bluesky now. If you missed the memo, consider this your reminder that Dan Savage is a racist transphobe who has allied himself with Jesse Singal (!) and written racist screeds attacking Black people while dismissing the racism of white gays.
December 19, 2025 at 3:58 PM
I somehow missed that Dan Savage was on Bluesky now. If you missed the memo, consider this your reminder that Dan Savage is a racist transphobe who has allied himself with Jesse Singal (!) and written racist screeds attacking Black people while dismissing the racism of white gays.
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just a casual reminder that this guy has put out 3 games in the last 17 years and one of those 3 games was just an enhanced edition of the 1st
December 18, 2025 at 9:21 AM
just a casual reminder that this guy has put out 3 games in the last 17 years and one of those 3 games was just an enhanced edition of the 1st
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Just want to point out how funny/sad it is that the same people who will refuse to refer to a trans woman as "she" have no problem calling ChatGPT "she."
If we are banning cell phones for kids we need to be talking about banning chatbots for boomers
www.persuasion.community/p/my-chatgpt...
www.persuasion.community/p/my-chatgpt...
December 18, 2025 at 3:04 PM
Just want to point out how funny/sad it is that the same people who will refuse to refer to a trans woman as "she" have no problem calling ChatGPT "she."
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im thinking about the parental estrangement forums and shit and it feels like such a natural thing to come from a culture that doesn't see children as full human beings with agency, to extend the status of problem child past the age of majority and allow publishing and media to be complicit in abuse
December 17, 2025 at 12:58 AM
im thinking about the parental estrangement forums and shit and it feels like such a natural thing to come from a culture that doesn't see children as full human beings with agency, to extend the status of problem child past the age of majority and allow publishing and media to be complicit in abuse
sorry to my local comedy scene for potentially causing drama by posting an unnamed and unpictured man’s own words verbatim but i am never going to let dudes who say shit like this into a microphone convince me that i’m not funny, it will not ever happen lol 🙂
December 17, 2025 at 3:50 AM
sorry to my local comedy scene for potentially causing drama by posting an unnamed and unpictured man’s own words verbatim but i am never going to let dudes who say shit like this into a microphone convince me that i’m not funny, it will not ever happen lol 🙂
it’s so unironically hilarious how everything they throw out comes down to police hubris (they know they’re breaking the law, they just thought they had a slam dunk case and would get away with it all!) and the fact that cops don’t think they are beholden to the law, they think they ARE the law
December 17, 2025 at 12:41 AM
it’s so unironically hilarious how everything they throw out comes down to police hubris (they know they’re breaking the law, they just thought they had a slam dunk case and would get away with it all!) and the fact that cops don’t think they are beholden to the law, they think they ARE the law
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in the history of cops sitting on their own dicks, no dicks have ever been sat on as hard as the cops have in this case
this is art
this is art
December 17, 2025 at 12:10 AM
in the history of cops sitting on their own dicks, no dicks have ever been sat on as hard as the cops have in this case
this is art
this is art
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also you kind of definitionally can't be a doormat for someone who. isn't talking to you.
i also notice none of these moms discuss why their kids don't talk to them 👀👀
i also notice none of these moms discuss why their kids don't talk to them 👀👀
December 16, 2025 at 10:21 PM
also you kind of definitionally can't be a doormat for someone who. isn't talking to you.
i also notice none of these moms discuss why their kids don't talk to them 👀👀
i also notice none of these moms discuss why their kids don't talk to them 👀👀
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I think if you are going to wholeheartedly using generative AI into your process it should be mandatory that you move next to a data center and have all your water poisoned & the family can live in your old house with clean water :) At least deal with the consequences yourself x
December 16, 2025 at 9:01 PM
I think if you are going to wholeheartedly using generative AI into your process it should be mandatory that you move next to a data center and have all your water poisoned & the family can live in your old house with clean water :) At least deal with the consequences yourself x
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you are not owed the affection of your children, but they are owed yours. if this seems unfair to you you are not fit to have kids. they don't get the choice that you do
December 16, 2025 at 10:58 PM
you are not owed the affection of your children, but they are owed yours. if this seems unfair to you you are not fit to have kids. they don't get the choice that you do
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"More or less okay with the way we're using it" is just manufactured consent from the guy who has the power to fire all these people in the worst games industry job market that has ever existed
sigh
December 16, 2025 at 4:32 PM
"More or less okay with the way we're using it" is just manufactured consent from the guy who has the power to fire all these people in the worst games industry job market that has ever existed
anyway i thought today was wednesday which changes everything now that i know it’s not 😌
December 16, 2025 at 3:40 PM
anyway i thought today was wednesday which changes everything now that i know it’s not 😌
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We're all supposed to be 100% in tune with white men's feelings. We're supposed to care about them at the expense of our own. We are supposed to live in fear of them getting upset. Treating their feelings as grenades that can go off at any time. They on the other hand do not need to care about ours.
December 16, 2025 at 3:28 PM
We're all supposed to be 100% in tune with white men's feelings. We're supposed to care about them at the expense of our own. We are supposed to live in fear of them getting upset. Treating their feelings as grenades that can go off at any time. They on the other hand do not need to care about ours.
unfortunately hanging out with women comics means i am absolutely guaranteed to hear all kinds of horrible things about these dudes, because that’s specifically what happened last night and every other time this has occurred lol 🥹
i make a lot of jokes about how i don’t let myself get too attached to any dudes in comedy because i’ll always eventually hear SOMETHING horrible about them and i don’t want to have to deal with that but it’s not really a joke, this is literally why i primarily hang out with women comics lol
December 16, 2025 at 3:29 PM
unfortunately hanging out with women comics means i am absolutely guaranteed to hear all kinds of horrible things about these dudes, because that’s specifically what happened last night and every other time this has occurred lol 🥹
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I just saw a white man screenshot Moira Donegan’s latest skeet that said calling out white men’s mediocrity and inadequacy is a problem if you want class consciousness.
Y’all, if hurting white men’s feelings prevents them from class consciousness, that’s shameful
Y’all, if hurting white men’s feelings prevents them from class consciousness, that’s shameful
December 16, 2025 at 2:57 PM
I just saw a white man screenshot Moira Donegan’s latest skeet that said calling out white men’s mediocrity and inadequacy is a problem if you want class consciousness.
Y’all, if hurting white men’s feelings prevents them from class consciousness, that’s shameful
Y’all, if hurting white men’s feelings prevents them from class consciousness, that’s shameful
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99% of wizards stop pondering their orbs right before they would have unlocked all the mysteries. don't make their mistake, Never Stop Pondering!
December 16, 2025 at 2:10 PM
99% of wizards stop pondering their orbs right before they would have unlocked all the mysteries. don't make their mistake, Never Stop Pondering!
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Representation for me, simulacra for thee.
When the argument is "it's better than nothing" one must always ask why "nothing" is the only other option on the table.
When the argument is "it's better than nothing" one must always ask why "nothing" is the only other option on the table.
I wrote this brief talk on why “augmenting diversity” with LLMs is empirically unsubstantiable, conceptually flawed, and epistemically harmful and a nice surprise to see the organisers have made it public
synthetic-data-workshop.github.io/papers/13.pdf
synthetic-data-workshop.github.io/papers/13.pdf
December 16, 2025 at 1:44 PM
Representation for me, simulacra for thee.
When the argument is "it's better than nothing" one must always ask why "nothing" is the only other option on the table.
When the argument is "it's better than nothing" one must always ask why "nothing" is the only other option on the table.
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i do admit that after learning what “egg” refers to in LGBT community, gaston’s egg related obsession and insecure gender issues take on new meaning
Man likes eggs? Pfft. There is egg-involved childhood trauma there.
December 16, 2025 at 10:28 AM
i do admit that after learning what “egg” refers to in LGBT community, gaston’s egg related obsession and insecure gender issues take on new meaning
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We actually don’t have to all post a take about the “”upcoming Gaston movie””
The only way to react to these Disney live action slop movies is to pretend they do not exist
The only way to react to these Disney live action slop movies is to pretend they do not exist
December 16, 2025 at 2:06 PM
We actually don’t have to all post a take about the “”upcoming Gaston movie””
The only way to react to these Disney live action slop movies is to pretend they do not exist
The only way to react to these Disney live action slop movies is to pretend they do not exist
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I've made it a personal goal to stop using the term "content" when referring to media made by artists. The word implies mass-produced filler and calling someone's hard work their "content" has started to feel kinda like an insult. Like human art made strictly for quick consumption
the enthusiasm for generative AI would not have been possible without prior decades of capitalist conditioning to view works of art as products, rather than acts of culture and shared human life
I think the fundamental gap here is that non-creative people think that creative people make things for the end product, when in fact it’s the act of creation and not the end point that makes it worthwhile.
December 16, 2025 at 12:45 PM
I've made it a personal goal to stop using the term "content" when referring to media made by artists. The word implies mass-produced filler and calling someone's hard work their "content" has started to feel kinda like an insult. Like human art made strictly for quick consumption
if i said what was on my mind this website would get very upset with me
December 16, 2025 at 1:24 PM
if i said what was on my mind this website would get very upset with me
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strengthening copyright law is the wrong response to genAI. ultimately it will play into the hands of the would-be ideas landlords who own the LLMs and have been very open about wanting to use it to control intellectual property & dispossess artists. please see disney's openAI deal
December 16, 2025 at 11:35 AM
strengthening copyright law is the wrong response to genAI. ultimately it will play into the hands of the would-be ideas landlords who own the LLMs and have been very open about wanting to use it to control intellectual property & dispossess artists. please see disney's openAI deal