Last bit of WEAPONS made me laugh my ass off

This is the exact plot of the forgotten 1980s movie “Electric Dreams”

I worked at a Sam Goody in the early 90s and they used to make us sell these things to every damn customer trying to make a purchase. Humiliating.
(Those were good tapes, though)

Don’t @ me, I played and beat Seaman, Shenmue(and halfway through a Shenmue 2 import), and Jet Grind Radio. Oh and my gf at the time and I played a ton of Sega Swirl! Remember that, nerds?

Loved loved this system and all of its unique games.
That controller was shit, though. Analog pad hurt to use, d-pad was useless, buttons and triggers were smooshy and unresponsive at best, just holding the damn thing was an exercise in discomfort.

Gus!

This seems like a great way to get our wastewater system filled up with giant globs of fat.

Haha and all but Frank Anton Mesmer was a real guy who basically invented hypnosis.