christina
@christina-rb.bsky.social
27 y/o taxi driver (she/her) in norway. mostly dyke trans woman. into music. i'm a bird and i'm evil
@malaxa.bsky.social's wife 🤍
@malaxa.bsky.social's wife 🤍
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doing knifeplay with a bladeless knife with no handle
December 5, 2025 at 9:13 PM
doing knifeplay with a bladeless knife with no handle
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when the balls have a dick >>>
December 1, 2025 at 8:41 PM
when the balls have a dick >>>
queen sized dick dinner for crab
December 1, 2025 at 8:51 PM
queen sized dick dinner for crab
me and my wife collectively decided to start headcanoning the child of welsh medieval history youtuber Cambrian Chronicles as transgender based on nothing apparently
August 2, 2025 at 8:05 PM
me and my wife collectively decided to start headcanoning the child of welsh medieval history youtuber Cambrian Chronicles as transgender based on nothing apparently
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Can’t wait to introduce bird-based storage into my backup system
July 28, 2025 at 2:06 PM
Can’t wait to introduce bird-based storage into my backup system
fujoing out watching my girlfriend and our friend have an engaging conversation about linguistics
July 29, 2025 at 11:30 AM
fujoing out watching my girlfriend and our friend have an engaging conversation about linguistics
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I'm cool. No problems.
July 26, 2025 at 6:30 PM
I'm cool. No problems.
"how much fuck would a wood suck dick"
-my drunk wife
-my drunk wife
July 25, 2025 at 11:57 PM
"how much fuck would a wood suck dick"
-my drunk wife
-my drunk wife
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GO! MY LABUBU MISSILE! KILL!
July 19, 2025 at 5:37 AM
GO! MY LABUBU MISSILE! KILL!
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Snow is real pretty if you don't have to go out in it.
July 18, 2025 at 8:30 AM
Snow is real pretty if you don't have to go out in it.
me specifically having a feather collection feels like slut behaviour
July 17, 2025 at 5:18 AM
me specifically having a feather collection feels like slut behaviour
they should invent velvet shedding but for girls
July 14, 2025 at 9:57 PM
they should invent velvet shedding but for girls
i bet velvet shedding feels good as fuck
July 14, 2025 at 9:57 PM
i bet velvet shedding feels good as fuck
heatstroke got me staring at a still image of google maps on my boyfriend's phone thinking it is entertainment
July 14, 2025 at 1:40 PM
heatstroke got me staring at a still image of google maps on my boyfriend's phone thinking it is entertainment
"yeah yesterday with like Gobo and Froggit or whatever..." <- my beautiful wife trying to talk about Frodo and Sam from Lord of the Rings
July 13, 2025 at 4:13 PM
"yeah yesterday with like Gobo and Froggit or whatever..." <- my beautiful wife trying to talk about Frodo and Sam from Lord of the Rings
my body is a machine that turns my girlfriend's tshirts into my tshirts
July 7, 2025 at 6:40 PM
my body is a machine that turns my girlfriend's tshirts into my tshirts
instinctually giggling when my girlfriend picks me up
July 7, 2025 at 6:39 PM
instinctually giggling when my girlfriend picks me up
christopher eccleston best doctor so far
July 7, 2025 at 5:52 AM
christopher eccleston best doctor so far
was scrolling social media in front of girlfriend and saw a random selfie of some man in an unspecified location in norway and gf inmediately goes "wait. i wanna find that on streetview" and we did
July 7, 2025 at 5:13 AM
was scrolling social media in front of girlfriend and saw a random selfie of some man in an unspecified location in norway and gf inmediately goes "wait. i wanna find that on streetview" and we did
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Hey, little cutie! Do you need a mature woman to show you the ways of the world?~ Okay! This is a called a torrent client. It doesn't work on its own. You have to go to websites and search for torrent files and magnet links. They'll tell the torrent client how to download the files that you want.
July 6, 2025 at 8:17 PM
Hey, little cutie! Do you need a mature woman to show you the ways of the world?~ Okay! This is a called a torrent client. It doesn't work on its own. You have to go to websites and search for torrent files and magnet links. They'll tell the torrent client how to download the files that you want.
the failed academic -> sugar baby pipeline is so real
July 6, 2025 at 7:59 PM
the failed academic -> sugar baby pipeline is so real
"you're the 9/11 of girlfriends" -my wife
July 6, 2025 at 7:12 PM
"you're the 9/11 of girlfriends" -my wife
sweat kink is awesome until summer comes around
July 5, 2025 at 1:39 PM
sweat kink is awesome until summer comes around