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Completely meaningless achievement unlocked! Round-ass numbers across the board on my NY Times crossword stats page today.
Been pacing myself toward this for about 10 months now.
Been pacing myself toward this for about 10 months now.
July 31, 2025 at 4:32 AM
Completely meaningless achievement unlocked! Round-ass numbers across the board on my NY Times crossword stats page today.
Been pacing myself toward this for about 10 months now.
Been pacing myself toward this for about 10 months now.
Squirrels are an underrated animal, IMHO. Yeah, they're ubiquitous (here in North America, anyway). But seriously, any time I see a squirrel, I just want to stop what I'm doing and watch that lil critter do its thing.
June 23, 2025 at 5:12 PM
Squirrels are an underrated animal, IMHO. Yeah, they're ubiquitous (here in North America, anyway). But seriously, any time I see a squirrel, I just want to stop what I'm doing and watch that lil critter do its thing.
TFW you’re a Target employee circa 2015 who thinks all books should follow the “artfully obscured faces on romance covers” design trend.
June 5, 2025 at 6:59 PM
TFW you’re a Target employee circa 2015 who thinks all books should follow the “artfully obscured faces on romance covers” design trend.
Just need to average 3 crosswords a day for the next hundred days and I’ll have EVEN ROUNDER numbers.
April 22, 2025 at 2:22 AM
Just need to average 3 crosswords a day for the next hundred days and I’ll have EVEN ROUNDER numbers.
Laundry day has me wearing a souvenir shirt I got in Cleveland during the last eclipse. I don’t wear it often, so I noticed the date printed on it: April 8, 2024.
WTF do you mean it has only be one single year since that eclipse?!?!
WTF do you mean it has only be one single year since that eclipse?!?!
April 14, 2025 at 9:25 PM
Laundry day has me wearing a souvenir shirt I got in Cleveland during the last eclipse. I don’t wear it often, so I noticed the date printed on it: April 8, 2024.
WTF do you mean it has only be one single year since that eclipse?!?!
WTF do you mean it has only be one single year since that eclipse?!?!
My favorite thing about taking my car to the dealership for service is getting a bunch of texts/emails the following days asking if I want to sell/trade in/upgrade to a newer car.
…No, buddy, that’s why I just paid you money to change the air filters and sh*t.
…No, buddy, that’s why I just paid you money to change the air filters and sh*t.
April 14, 2025 at 4:05 AM
My favorite thing about taking my car to the dealership for service is getting a bunch of texts/emails the following days asking if I want to sell/trade in/upgrade to a newer car.
…No, buddy, that’s why I just paid you money to change the air filters and sh*t.
…No, buddy, that’s why I just paid you money to change the air filters and sh*t.
Reposted
Parents Gently Explain To Child That Their Money In Heaven Now
Parents Gently Explain To Child That Their Money In Heaven Now
HUNTSVILLE, AL—In an effort to comfort the child by telling her the funds had gone to a far better place, local parents Blake and Allison McKee gently explained to their daughter Friday that their mon...
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April 4, 2025 at 9:30 PM
Parents Gently Explain To Child That Their Money In Heaven Now
Marking emails in my inbox today: “NO JOKE! [buy one get one free tacos easy flash sale now]!”
April 1, 2025 at 11:14 PM
Marking emails in my inbox today: “NO JOKE! [buy one get one free tacos easy flash sale now]!”
I am now on a 2-day streak of accidentally putting my hand directly on something sticky on a coffee shop table. AMA.
March 29, 2025 at 11:33 PM
I am now on a 2-day streak of accidentally putting my hand directly on something sticky on a coffee shop table. AMA.
So, it turns out that when 9 people’s phones in a coffee shop go off with an emergency alert at the same time & I can’t pinpoint the source of the sound, my first thought is that it’s definitely a building fire alarm.
(Hope they find the missing senior & he’s OK)
(Hope they find the missing senior & he’s OK)
March 25, 2025 at 11:24 PM
So, it turns out that when 9 people’s phones in a coffee shop go off with an emergency alert at the same time & I can’t pinpoint the source of the sound, my first thought is that it’s definitely a building fire alarm.
(Hope they find the missing senior & he’s OK)
(Hope they find the missing senior & he’s OK)
Cat has injured her ACL, so we have to keep her imprisoned in a corner of the living room. Two notes for her:
A) an ACL injury? What are you a professional sportsballer?
2) that bed wasn’t just for decoration, it cost almost two dozen dollars, show some gratitude.
A) an ACL injury? What are you a professional sportsballer?
2) that bed wasn’t just for decoration, it cost almost two dozen dollars, show some gratitude.
March 13, 2025 at 3:11 AM
Cat has injured her ACL, so we have to keep her imprisoned in a corner of the living room. Two notes for her:
A) an ACL injury? What are you a professional sportsballer?
2) that bed wasn’t just for decoration, it cost almost two dozen dollars, show some gratitude.
A) an ACL injury? What are you a professional sportsballer?
2) that bed wasn’t just for decoration, it cost almost two dozen dollars, show some gratitude.
They have Little House on the Prairie on in the vet’s office waiting room, and OMG Michael Landon has the most 1980s hair for a show that takes place in the 1870s. 😹
March 10, 2025 at 3:20 PM
They have Little House on the Prairie on in the vet’s office waiting room, and OMG Michael Landon has the most 1980s hair for a show that takes place in the 1870s. 😹
I guess I like round numbers, ‘cause I did a slightly embarrassing amount of planning to line up these two milestones.
(stay tuned for 3000 puzzles solved & a 1000 day streak)
(stay tuned for 3000 puzzles solved & a 1000 day streak)
January 12, 2025 at 10:53 PM
I guess I like round numbers, ‘cause I did a slightly embarrassing amount of planning to line up these two milestones.
(stay tuned for 3000 puzzles solved & a 1000 day streak)
(stay tuned for 3000 puzzles solved & a 1000 day streak)
Good morning Los Angeles. Your skies are a lovely apocalyptic gray today.
January 8, 2025 at 6:42 PM
Good morning Los Angeles. Your skies are a lovely apocalyptic gray today.
Good morning Los Angeles. Your skies are a lovely apocalyptic gray today.
January 8, 2025 at 6:41 PM
Good morning Los Angeles. Your skies are a lovely apocalyptic gray today.
Whoever in this Starbucks named their personal hotspot “CIA SURVEILLANCE OP31.1” ; good one.
January 6, 2025 at 10:11 PM
Whoever in this Starbucks named their personal hotspot “CIA SURVEILLANCE OP31.1” ; good one.
I thought scrolling through my Twitter following list to see who to add on here would be tedious but I was NOT emotionally prepared for the names of three family members, back-to-back, who have since passed away.
December 12, 2024 at 8:12 PM
I thought scrolling through my Twitter following list to see who to add on here would be tedious but I was NOT emotionally prepared for the names of three family members, back-to-back, who have since passed away.
So, does anyone have a nice cocktail recipe that calls for leftover cranberry sauce? Thanksgiving leftovers are 100% consumed except like 1.5 cups of the red stuff.
December 7, 2024 at 3:01 AM
So, does anyone have a nice cocktail recipe that calls for leftover cranberry sauce? Thanksgiving leftovers are 100% consumed except like 1.5 cups of the red stuff.