Chris Wagner
@chriswagner.bsky.social
Four strings and a mic. Kids, dogs, Jayhawks, Chiefs, Royals. Politics/legal post sicko. "KAAAN, SAAAS, CITY!" Punk rock and skateboards save lives.
Need bass on your record? Come find me: https://linktr.ee/chriswagner
Need bass on your record? Come find me: https://linktr.ee/chriswagner
Malört... isn't THAT bad?
December 15, 2025 at 4:28 PM
Malört... isn't THAT bad?
She meant his hands are constantly shaking, you guys
December 15, 2025 at 12:18 AM
She meant his hands are constantly shaking, you guys
The ads resemble those on Fox at either two in the afternoon or two in the morning.
December 14, 2025 at 2:30 AM
The ads resemble those on Fox at either two in the afternoon or two in the morning.
YOU
HAVE
GOT
TO
BE
FU
CKING
KID
DING
ME
HAVE
GOT
TO
BE
FU
CKING
KID
DING
ME
December 14, 2025 at 12:24 AM
YOU
HAVE
GOT
TO
BE
FU
CKING
KID
DING
ME
HAVE
GOT
TO
BE
FU
CKING
KID
DING
ME
The Rim Is A Flat Circle
December 14, 2025 at 12:20 AM
The Rim Is A Flat Circle
I'm just gonna shut up about it
December 13, 2025 at 11:57 PM
I'm just gonna shut up about it
I'm not encouraged by him hitting that third.
December 13, 2025 at 11:05 PM
I'm not encouraged by him hitting that third.
His only job is to run faster then everyone else and lay the ball in before the defense gets set. THAT'S IT.
December 13, 2025 at 10:54 PM
His only job is to run faster then everyone else and lay the ball in before the defense gets set. THAT'S IT.
Reposted by Chris Wagner
And what we have done in this country concerning bigotry is akin to finding the permissible levels of lead in water
December 13, 2025 at 2:47 PM
And what we have done in this country concerning bigotry is akin to finding the permissible levels of lead in water
I sometimes have similar thoughts.
Then I remember that Leo Fender (who couldn't play guitar) prototyped a fully-functional version of the most iconic instrument in music history with stuff you could basically get at the hardware store.
Then I remember that Leo Fender (who couldn't play guitar) prototyped a fully-functional version of the most iconic instrument in music history with stuff you could basically get at the hardware store.
December 11, 2025 at 4:16 PM
I sometimes have similar thoughts.
Then I remember that Leo Fender (who couldn't play guitar) prototyped a fully-functional version of the most iconic instrument in music history with stuff you could basically get at the hardware store.
Then I remember that Leo Fender (who couldn't play guitar) prototyped a fully-functional version of the most iconic instrument in music history with stuff you could basically get at the hardware store.
Yeah, that's malpractice.
December 11, 2025 at 4:13 PM
Yeah, that's malpractice.
Me, in the back of the ambulance, trying to point my shaking hand at an option on the menu the EMT is holding in front of my face...
December 11, 2025 at 1:24 PM
Me, in the back of the ambulance, trying to point my shaking hand at an option on the menu the EMT is holding in front of my face...
Maybe it's their version of like "Robert E. Lee High School"?
December 10, 2025 at 10:30 PM
Maybe it's their version of like "Robert E. Lee High School"?
Wouldn't AI grandparents just accidentally delete themselves, thereby solving the problem?
December 10, 2025 at 8:44 PM
Wouldn't AI grandparents just accidentally delete themselves, thereby solving the problem?
FUCKING ^^^ THIS.
"Can you wade through some shit in an organized, semi-self-directed fashion to complete a years-long project?"
"Can you wade through some shit in an organized, semi-self-directed fashion to complete a years-long project?"
December 10, 2025 at 1:22 PM
FUCKING ^^^ THIS.
"Can you wade through some shit in an organized, semi-self-directed fashion to complete a years-long project?"
"Can you wade through some shit in an organized, semi-self-directed fashion to complete a years-long project?"
Okay, this is it. This one.
December 10, 2025 at 3:30 AM
Okay, this is it. This one.
I immediately searched John Callahan comics, but his handwriting was MUCH better.
December 9, 2025 at 6:42 PM
I immediately searched John Callahan comics, but his handwriting was MUCH better.
Goddammit I almost spilled my coffee
December 9, 2025 at 6:07 PM
Goddammit I almost spilled my coffee