Chris Wagner
@chriswagner.bsky.social
Four strings and a mic. Kids, dogs, Jayhawks, Chiefs, Royals. Politics/legal post sicko. "KAAAN, SAAAS, CITY!" Punk rock and skateboards save lives.
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And what we have done in this country concerning bigotry is akin to finding the permissible levels of lead in water
December 13, 2025 at 2:47 PM
And what we have done in this country concerning bigotry is akin to finding the permissible levels of lead in water
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SKULL OF THOMAS AQUINAS: TAKE A LEFT NOW
PRIEST: No, the GPS says we have to keep going—
SKULL: I KNOW A SHORTCUT
PRIEST: Do you remember the last ti—
SKULL: FOR THOSE WITH FAITH, NO EVIDENCE IS NECESSARY; FOR THOSE WITHOUT IT, NO EVIDENCE WILL SUFFICE
PRIEST: No, the GPS says we have to keep going—
SKULL: I KNOW A SHORTCUT
PRIEST: Do you remember the last ti—
SKULL: FOR THOSE WITH FAITH, NO EVIDENCE IS NECESSARY; FOR THOSE WITHOUT IT, NO EVIDENCE WILL SUFFICE
'Skull of St. Thomas Aquinas being transported to Fossanova Abbey.'
Photograph by Daniel Ibanez
Photograph by Daniel Ibanez
December 10, 2025 at 5:10 PM
SKULL OF THOMAS AQUINAS: TAKE A LEFT NOW
PRIEST: No, the GPS says we have to keep going—
SKULL: I KNOW A SHORTCUT
PRIEST: Do you remember the last ti—
SKULL: FOR THOSE WITH FAITH, NO EVIDENCE IS NECESSARY; FOR THOSE WITHOUT IT, NO EVIDENCE WILL SUFFICE
PRIEST: No, the GPS says we have to keep going—
SKULL: I KNOW A SHORTCUT
PRIEST: Do you remember the last ti—
SKULL: FOR THOSE WITH FAITH, NO EVIDENCE IS NECESSARY; FOR THOSE WITHOUT IT, NO EVIDENCE WILL SUFFICE
It's this. We're stuck in this: en.wikipedia.org/wiki/It%27s_....
December 6, 2025 at 3:32 AM
It's this. We're stuck in this: en.wikipedia.org/wiki/It%27s_....
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The thing about modern existence is that it is endless hassle. Appointments, paperwork, meetings, customer service often meant to repair problems caused or not correctly addressed by the last set of appointments, paperwork, meetings and customer service.
December 4, 2025 at 4:14 PM
The thing about modern existence is that it is endless hassle. Appointments, paperwork, meetings, customer service often meant to repair problems caused or not correctly addressed by the last set of appointments, paperwork, meetings and customer service.
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if you’re cold they’re cold
let your demons in
let your demons in
November 30, 2025 at 6:39 PM
if you’re cold they’re cold
let your demons in
let your demons in
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They’re burying the weirdest part of this story, which is that this congressman’s twin brother keeps trying and failing to replace him in various jobs and is now hoping to replace him in this one
November 29, 2025 at 11:03 PM
They’re burying the weirdest part of this story, which is that this congressman’s twin brother keeps trying and failing to replace him in various jobs and is now hoping to replace him in this one
It's in their culture. They can't be fixed.
What creates this culture of cop on cop violence? I blame being dependent on government money.
Oh and at one point, one cop pepper-sprayed another cop. (Around the 12-second mark.)
November 29, 2025 at 8:23 PM
It's in their culture. They can't be fixed.
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Apparently it's "executives saying dumb as shit things in private" season, if the NASCAR execs are anything to go by: sports.yahoo.com/articles/lea...
New Leaked NASCAR Texts Reveal Contempt for Teams and Fans
More internal messages from NASCAR leaders have kept popping up in the 23XI Racing /Front Row Motorsports antitrust case and
sports.yahoo.com
November 25, 2025 at 1:45 PM
Apparently it's "executives saying dumb as shit things in private" season, if the NASCAR execs are anything to go by: sports.yahoo.com/articles/lea...
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BREAKING: This is huge news, the EU's equivalent of the 🇺🇸Supreme Court's 2015 Obergefell v. Hodges ruling.
🇪🇺Court of Justice just ruled all 🇪🇺countries must recognise same-sex marriages granted in other member states.
This effectively legalises gay marriage across 🇪🇺
🇪🇺Court of Justice just ruled all 🇪🇺countries must recognise same-sex marriages granted in other member states.
This effectively legalises gay marriage across 🇪🇺
www.reuters.com
November 25, 2025 at 10:10 AM
BREAKING: This is huge news, the EU's equivalent of the 🇺🇸Supreme Court's 2015 Obergefell v. Hodges ruling.
🇪🇺Court of Justice just ruled all 🇪🇺countries must recognise same-sex marriages granted in other member states.
This effectively legalises gay marriage across 🇪🇺
🇪🇺Court of Justice just ruled all 🇪🇺countries must recognise same-sex marriages granted in other member states.
This effectively legalises gay marriage across 🇪🇺
It's always who you most suspect
November 25, 2025 at 11:58 AM
It's always who you most suspect
Sowing, reaping, etc.
Goooooooood morning!
November 22, 2025 at 9:16 PM
Sowing, reaping, etc.
As I sheepishly look up, still chewing
who is following you dorks that you feel the need to repeatedly post that mtg is not on the side of the angels. it feels like spending a lot of time telling people not to eat hams they find on the ground
November 22, 2025 at 2:58 AM
As I sheepishly look up, still chewing
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Jfc 🤣
November 21, 2025 at 10:39 PM
Jfc 🤣
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TRUMP [after spending 5 minutes with Zohran]: surplus value, it’s a very wonderful thing, very wonderful, and they’re stealing it. Can you believe that?
We’re going to be looking very strongly at the bourgeoisie, what they’re up to
We’re going to be looking very strongly at the bourgeoisie, what they’re up to
November 21, 2025 at 9:25 PM
TRUMP [after spending 5 minutes with Zohran]: surplus value, it’s a very wonderful thing, very wonderful, and they’re stealing it. Can you believe that?
We’re going to be looking very strongly at the bourgeoisie, what they’re up to
We’re going to be looking very strongly at the bourgeoisie, what they’re up to
It’s always one of the three Ps: Pastors, Politicians (R), or Police.
1/3
Trigger Warning: SA / Child Abuse
A new lawsuit alleges that from 2000–2007, Romanian child was repeatedly abused by Harvest Christian Fellowship pastor Paul Havsgaard while living in church-run orphanages funded + directed from Riverside, CA.
Trigger Warning: SA / Child Abuse
A new lawsuit alleges that from 2000–2007, Romanian child was repeatedly abused by Harvest Christian Fellowship pastor Paul Havsgaard while living in church-run orphanages funded + directed from Riverside, CA.
November 20, 2025 at 2:13 AM
It’s always one of the three Ps: Pastors, Politicians (R), or Police.
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Turns out Trump wanted more than just the Sudetenland. Who knew!
Turns out that the $16MM payoff ABC made to Trump bought them only a few months' reprieve. Weird how that happens.
Trump in response to an Epstein question: "ABC, your company, your crappy company is one of the perpetrators. I think the license should be taken away from ABC because your news is so fake and so wrong. And we have a great commissioner, a chairman, who should take a look at that."
November 19, 2025 at 12:14 PM
Turns out Trump wanted more than just the Sudetenland. Who knew!
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HAITI QUALIFY FOR THEIR FIRST WORLD CUP IN 50 YEARS 😤🇭🇹
WHAT A STORY ❤️
WHAT A STORY ❤️
November 19, 2025 at 3:05 AM
HAITI QUALIFY FOR THEIR FIRST WORLD CUP IN 50 YEARS 😤🇭🇹
WHAT A STORY ❤️
WHAT A STORY ❤️
The heart bleeds.
A U.S. Border Patrol agent, Isaiah Hodgson, was charged with resisting arrest by Long Beach police after he allegedly pulled a gun in the women’s restroom of a restaurant — here’s how he reacted.
November 19, 2025 at 2:18 AM
The heart bleeds.
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Good news: If you would like to watch Ricky Jay and His 52 Assistants on YouTube I have done a painstaking 4k upscale of this. www.youtube.com/watch?v=x0gW...
November 17, 2025 at 2:06 AM
Good news: If you would like to watch Ricky Jay and His 52 Assistants on YouTube I have done a painstaking 4k upscale of this. www.youtube.com/watch?v=x0gW...
This thread is true, and depressing as fuck.
I like how full text search of every book and human thought ever was a SOLVED PROBLEM in 2001, and now dicks at search engines and my own phone – a piece of silicon faster to respond than God was ever imagined in scripture – prevent it from working, _as a retroactive infantilizing design choice_.
November 14, 2025 at 1:53 AM
This thread is true, and depressing as fuck.
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November 12, 2025 at 3:29 AM
Legitimately mad I didn't think of it first
Optimus... Crime?
in a long life filled with saying stupid shit this is may be the stupidest shit he's ever said
November 11, 2025 at 8:59 PM
Legitimately mad I didn't think of it first
Yep. Dollars, not cans.
In case you haven’t heard: Legit food banks in your local area get the most food for your donated dollar. You can buy one can of beans or one bag of pasta with $1. They can buy double, triple, quadruple that for the same $1. So look into food banks, and consider setting up a monthly donation.
November 8, 2025 at 2:37 PM
Yep. Dollars, not cans.
The quintessential Kennedy reaction tbh
RFK Jr's response to someone collapsing nearby him was to haul ass out of the room as quickly as possible
November 6, 2025 at 9:52 PM
The quintessential Kennedy reaction tbh
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If he is saying billion, with a B, that's about 400 pounds per person, which seems like an unhealthy amount of weight to lose. bsky.app/profile/acyn...
Oz: We thought it was 125 million pounds. Our estimate is Americans will lose 135 billion pounds by the midterms
November 6, 2025 at 6:11 PM
If he is saying billion, with a B, that's about 400 pounds per person, which seems like an unhealthy amount of weight to lose. bsky.app/profile/acyn...