Chris
@chriswithans.bsky.social
'Bimonthly' correction enthusiast. 'Antepenultimate' normalization advocate.
Found a use for BlueSky. As a place to drop hot takes when Twitter is down.
May 24, 2025 at 2:24 PM
Found a use for BlueSky. As a place to drop hot takes when Twitter is down.
So many copeholic libs told me they’d “see me in November” after Election Day.
Here I am now.
Entertain me.
You are stupid and courageless
Here we are now. Entertain us.
Here I am now.
Entertain me.
You are stupid and courageless
Here we are now. Entertain us.
November 23, 2024 at 3:14 PM
So many copeholic libs told me they’d “see me in November” after Election Day.
Here I am now.
Entertain me.
You are stupid and courageless
Here we are now. Entertain us.
Here I am now.
Entertain me.
You are stupid and courageless
Here we are now. Entertain us.
Five worst polls of 2024:
5. Miami of Ohio Trump just +3 lmaooo
4. Marist Harris +4 National in their final poll. Come on! You had a chance to not be Marist for once and you blew it!
3. Siena’s penultimate Pennsylvania poll, Harris +4 yet again. YOU need to weight by recall.
5. Miami of Ohio Trump just +3 lmaooo
4. Marist Harris +4 National in their final poll. Come on! You had a chance to not be Marist for once and you blew it!
3. Siena’s penultimate Pennsylvania poll, Harris +4 yet again. YOU need to weight by recall.
November 23, 2024 at 12:44 PM
Five worst polls of 2024:
5. Miami of Ohio Trump just +3 lmaooo
4. Marist Harris +4 National in their final poll. Come on! You had a chance to not be Marist for once and you blew it!
3. Siena’s penultimate Pennsylvania poll, Harris +4 yet again. YOU need to weight by recall.
5. Miami of Ohio Trump just +3 lmaooo
4. Marist Harris +4 National in their final poll. Come on! You had a chance to not be Marist for once and you blew it!
3. Siena’s penultimate Pennsylvania poll, Harris +4 yet again. YOU need to weight by recall.
Brokered convention?
Kamala Harris wanted to expand Medicare to cover home care services rather than forcing seniors into nursing homes to get the care they need. Trump wants to burn Medicare down. Nice choice, America.
If you needed more proof Trump wants to destroy Medicare and Medicaid, look no further than the fact he wants Dr. Oz to be in charge of it all.
November 22, 2024 at 11:23 PM
Brokered convention?
Buyer’s remorse?
Analysis | Kamala Harris lost the election because she waffled back and forth on policy and her personal biography. She was simply outmatched by ex-pro choice Democrat Donald Trump.
November 22, 2024 at 11:23 PM
Buyer’s remorse?
Adam’s bio suggests he already has brain worms and that he has to fight them from taking over his brain
Let’s all follow him!
Good evening! Your friendly neighborhood January 6th Plaque here. All dressed up and nowhere to go. Sitting in the dark. Location: not sure, but not where I should be.
Someone please ask @SpeakerJohnson how much longer he plans to keep me hidden away?
Someone please ask @SpeakerJohnson how much longer he plans to keep me hidden away?
November 22, 2024 at 2:12 PM
Adam’s bio suggests he already has brain worms and that he has to fight them from taking over his brain
If you just listened to our warnings you could’ve coped on Twitter in October but no, you wanted the hopium crumbles from Jannsel Zer/Zir, Tin Boner, and Joke Ralstoffsomuch.
I just want the first thing you read today to be this: it's going to be okay. We are going to get through this together. We will fight back together and prevail, just like last time.
November 21, 2024 at 5:47 PM
If you just listened to our warnings you could’ve coped on Twitter in October but no, you wanted the hopium crumbles from Jannsel Zer/Zir, Tin Boner, and Joke Ralstoffsomuch.
I'm just here to save you all from doing this again in 2026.
If you just coped and seethed in October you would be able to seek atonement and redemption in November.
But no, you wanted the show.
And now you are suffering through a Copepocalypse of Kamalamentations and running from the Reckoning.
If you just coped and seethed in October you would be able to seek atonement and redemption in November.
But no, you wanted the show.
And now you are suffering through a Copepocalypse of Kamalamentations and running from the Reckoning.
Right wingers are making accounts here, spending an entire day blatantly trolling and insulting people, and then crying "censorship" when they get banned 😂
November 21, 2024 at 2:35 PM
I'm just here to save you all from doing this again in 2026.
If you just coped and seethed in October you would be able to seek atonement and redemption in November.
But no, you wanted the show.
And now you are suffering through a Copepocalypse of Kamalamentations and running from the Reckoning.
If you just coped and seethed in October you would be able to seek atonement and redemption in November.
But no, you wanted the show.
And now you are suffering through a Copepocalypse of Kamalamentations and running from the Reckoning.
Should’ve stayed there
November 21, 2024 at 2:10 PM
Should’ve stayed there
So many warnings. So many times we tried to tell you.
So many chances for you to cope in October lost, like tears in the rain.
So many chances for you to cope in October lost, like tears in the rain.
Yes, I am alive.
The recovery period of self-reflection begins now.
PA, my beloved. I failed you. Never again.
The recovery period of self-reflection begins now.
PA, my beloved. I failed you. Never again.
November 21, 2024 at 2:08 PM
So many warnings. So many times we tried to tell you.
So many chances for you to cope in October lost, like tears in the rain.
So many chances for you to cope in October lost, like tears in the rain.
That’s why you should listen to our warnings
Even though 2018 was a blue wave, republicans gained in the senate. Trump midterm wasn’t all rosy so I don’t know how 2026 will go
November 21, 2024 at 2:06 PM
That’s why you should listen to our warnings
You can run from the Reckoning but you cannot hide, though I admit it's a bit tiresome to have to enter an entirely new app to give the Copeholic Kamalacrats the Show they so desperately said they wanted.
November 21, 2024 at 12:57 PM
You can run from the Reckoning but you cannot hide, though I admit it's a bit tiresome to have to enter an entirely new app to give the Copeholic Kamalacrats the Show they so desperately said they wanted.
So many of us tried to tell you you were misturning your precious keys, but you wouldn't listen because you wanted a show. You wanted the Lichtman Show but no, the Reckoning is the show you will receive.
Despite all the threats and juvenile name-calling from people like Cenk, I will continue to speak out in our perilous times. Catch my ongoing live show with my son every Tuesday & Thursday at 9pm eastern. @allanlichtmanyoutube.
November 21, 2024 at 12:46 PM
So many of us tried to tell you you were misturning your precious keys, but you wouldn't listen because you wanted a show. You wanted the Lichtman Show but no, the Reckoning is the show you will receive.
So many of us tried to warn you that you would be coping in a copepocalypse now and yet you wouldn't listen, because you wanted a show.
Your show is here.
Why are you running away from your Reckoning?
This is the show you wanted.
We tried to warn you.
Your show is here.
Why are you running away from your Reckoning?
This is the show you wanted.
We tried to warn you.
November 21, 2024 at 12:41 PM
So many of us tried to warn you that you would be coping in a copepocalypse now and yet you wouldn't listen, because you wanted a show.
Your show is here.
Why are you running away from your Reckoning?
This is the show you wanted.
We tried to warn you.
Your show is here.
Why are you running away from your Reckoning?
This is the show you wanted.
We tried to warn you.