Chris Zappa
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Dispatches from the crumbling American empire @ gonzoreport.com
If you couldn’t tell, I fucking hate him.
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December 2, 2025 at 7:14 PM
If you couldn’t tell, I fucking hate him.
For more like this, please subscribe to the daily Gonzo Report and enjoy as I tear Spray-Tan Stalin and his gang of grifters, goons, and gutter trash a new asshole.
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For more like this, please subscribe to the daily Gonzo Report and enjoy as I tear Spray-Tan Stalin and his gang of grifters, goons, and gutter trash a new asshole.
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Thursday in two headlines that beg the question: are we great again now? Is this great? Because it doesn’t feel great to me.
November 20, 2025 at 6:52 PM
Thursday in two headlines that beg the question: are we great again now? Is this great? Because it doesn’t feel great to me.
Oh my fucking god you can't even make this shit up 😂
October 8, 2025 at 3:06 AM
Oh my fucking god you can't even make this shit up 😂
Her name is Dariana Fajardo. She is a 23 year old, native-born, American citizen. Today she was abducted outside City Hall in Waukegan, IL by a domestic terrorist group of white supremacist, pig-fucking coward ass bitches. This shit is not going to end until we put an end to it ourselves. #FuckICE
October 8, 2025 at 2:25 AM
Her name is Dariana Fajardo. She is a 23 year old, native-born, American citizen. Today she was abducted outside City Hall in Waukegan, IL by a domestic terrorist group of white supremacist, pig-fucking coward ass bitches. This shit is not going to end until we put an end to it ourselves. #FuckICE
RIP OZZY 🖤 (and fuck 2025)
July 22, 2025 at 6:49 PM
RIP OZZY 🖤 (and fuck 2025)
Heads up, Los Angeles. National Guard is coming and U.S. Marines may follow.
June 8, 2025 at 3:09 AM
Heads up, Los Angeles. National Guard is coming and U.S. Marines may follow.
More than 72 million Americans rely on Medicaid for health care coverage — that’s 1 in 5 people in this country.
And 41% of ALL births care covered by Medicaid.
Republicans want women pregnant with no access to maternity care.
#HandsOffOurMedicaid
And 41% of ALL births care covered by Medicaid.
Republicans want women pregnant with no access to maternity care.
#HandsOffOurMedicaid
April 30, 2025 at 12:20 AM
More than 72 million Americans rely on Medicaid for health care coverage — that’s 1 in 5 people in this country.
And 41% of ALL births care covered by Medicaid.
Republicans want women pregnant with no access to maternity care.
#HandsOffOurMedicaid
And 41% of ALL births care covered by Medicaid.
Republicans want women pregnant with no access to maternity care.
#HandsOffOurMedicaid
Say what you will about the Washington Post, they’re still out here with hard-hitting reporting on the most important top news stories of the day.
April 18, 2025 at 5:56 PM
Say what you will about the Washington Post, they’re still out here with hard-hitting reporting on the most important top news stories of the day.
I haven’t seen a better explanation than this.
April 9, 2025 at 8:17 PM
I haven’t seen a better explanation than this.
This was on a post about Trump cutting funding that will affect a children’s science museum. This is how I will be handling MAGA from now on.
April 6, 2025 at 8:22 PM
This was on a post about Trump cutting funding that will affect a children’s science museum. This is how I will be handling MAGA from now on.
Live view of Trump getting ready to address Congress now.
March 5, 2025 at 1:57 AM
Live view of Trump getting ready to address Congress now.
This fake-Christian fascist piece of shit is Rep. Dan Crenshaw (R-TX) who thinks that he has a right to speak to a child asking him a question like this…
February 26, 2025 at 4:51 AM
This fake-Christian fascist piece of shit is Rep. Dan Crenshaw (R-TX) who thinks that he has a right to speak to a child asking him a question like this…
Watch this absolute piece of SHIT disrespect Maine governor Janet Mills in front of a room full of people, acting like HE is the law. Janet Mills is a BOSS. This degenerate son of a bitch makes my fucking blood boil. I wasn’t born with enough middle fingers. (Video courtesy of @COURIER on TikTok)
February 21, 2025 at 10:39 PM
Watch this absolute piece of SHIT disrespect Maine governor Janet Mills in front of a room full of people, acting like HE is the law. Janet Mills is a BOSS. This degenerate son of a bitch makes my fucking blood boil. I wasn’t born with enough middle fingers. (Video courtesy of @COURIER on TikTok)
Billionaire co-founder of AirBnB Joe Gebbia has joined Elon Musk’s DOGE team, so let’s spread awareness and make sure nobody books a goddamn thing through AirBnB ever again, shall we?
February 16, 2025 at 7:33 AM
Billionaire co-founder of AirBnB Joe Gebbia has joined Elon Musk’s DOGE team, so let’s spread awareness and make sure nobody books a goddamn thing through AirBnB ever again, shall we?
Be careful what you wish for.
February 16, 2025 at 2:56 AM
Be careful what you wish for.
Pennsylvania, what the fuck is wrong with your boy? He's Joe Manchin and Kyrsten Sinema rolled into one, with an extra sprinkle of dumbfuckery.
February 6, 2025 at 12:53 AM
Pennsylvania, what the fuck is wrong with your boy? He's Joe Manchin and Kyrsten Sinema rolled into one, with an extra sprinkle of dumbfuckery.
Hey Jill Stein voters or Americans who sat out our last election (literally our very last election,) would you get a load of this? Whoever could’ve seen this coming?
February 4, 2025 at 10:13 PM
Hey Jill Stein voters or Americans who sat out our last election (literally our very last election,) would you get a load of this? Whoever could’ve seen this coming?
If you’re feeling pissed off, allow me the honor of venting on your behalf.
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January 31, 2025 at 4:12 PM
If you’re feeling pissed off, allow me the honor of venting on your behalf.
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gonzoreport.substack.com/p/from-trage...
Lotta people here post memes. I normally post text and links but, I mean, come on. How could I not share this?
January 29, 2025 at 12:29 AM
Lotta people here post memes. I normally post text and links but, I mean, come on. How could I not share this?
I tweaked the White House homepage.
January 22, 2025 at 1:28 AM
I tweaked the White House homepage.