The fuckface whisperer
@chromatikopia.bsky.social
Christmas Cheer Advocate.
Too broke for nuance. 20.
Too broke for nuance. 20.
And a extra large white chicken chili
December 25, 2024 at 4:24 PM
And a extra large white chicken chili
I may have hawked tuah close to the sun
December 5, 2024 at 11:32 PM
I may have hawked tuah close to the sun
Is anyone following Jaguar's rebrand
December 1, 2024 at 1:16 AM
Is anyone following Jaguar's rebrand
Apparently the pronoun pumpkin pie was MY job at liberal Thanksgiving?? Nobody told me things changed so guess we'll have two crybaby cranberry sauces. Fuck this man.
November 28, 2024 at 4:16 AM
Apparently the pronoun pumpkin pie was MY job at liberal Thanksgiving?? Nobody told me things changed so guess we'll have two crybaby cranberry sauces. Fuck this man.
Your sheriff getting investigated is such a classic American slay
November 28, 2024 at 4:10 AM
Your sheriff getting investigated is such a classic American slay
Reaching between furniture and finding a iPhone charger feels better than. One million dollars
November 27, 2024 at 4:34 AM
Reaching between furniture and finding a iPhone charger feels better than. One million dollars
Spare clout?
November 27, 2024 at 3:37 AM
Spare clout?
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my friends and i came up with a safe, silly version of russian roulette where instead of using a revolver, we simply vote on the least popular person in the room and beat him to death with our hands
September 27, 2024 at 2:00 AM
my friends and i came up with a safe, silly version of russian roulette where instead of using a revolver, we simply vote on the least popular person in the room and beat him to death with our hands
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thinking about the rural town in Illinois called Gays that has about 300 people in it
November 27, 2024 at 2:40 AM
thinking about the rural town in Illinois called Gays that has about 300 people in it
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Me, after 2 domestic light beers:
November 26, 2024 at 3:20 AM
Me, after 2 domestic light beers:
If we all kegel at the same time maybe the rain will go north
November 25, 2024 at 11:38 PM
If we all kegel at the same time maybe the rain will go north
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alternate timeline where instead of reading to children on 9/11, george bush was in the middle of filming hot ones
November 25, 2024 at 2:11 AM
alternate timeline where instead of reading to children on 9/11, george bush was in the middle of filming hot ones
Searching for my blookie
November 24, 2024 at 12:19 AM
Searching for my blookie
That dress is gorgeous
November 22, 2024 at 3:43 PM
That dress is gorgeous
I feel the rush
November 22, 2024 at 6:07 AM
I feel the rush
Calling it now: this site is going to kill Substack before Twitter
November 21, 2024 at 8:05 AM
Calling it now: this site is going to kill Substack before Twitter
Maybe threads and Bluesky and mastodon and Twitter can all live in equilibrium. Maybe they start falling in love having kids
November 21, 2024 at 7:59 AM
Maybe threads and Bluesky and mastodon and Twitter can all live in equilibrium. Maybe they start falling in love having kids
I feel like cybertrucks have 6 pack abs on bottom but nobody's ever been down there to look
November 21, 2024 at 7:56 AM
I feel like cybertrucks have 6 pack abs on bottom but nobody's ever been down there to look
EXACTLY
despite the world becoming scary i still have a perhaps niave but unwaivering belief that a better world is possible
November 21, 2024 at 7:53 AM
EXACTLY
I felt worthless I felt ugly I felt
gay
gay
November 21, 2024 at 12:31 AM
I felt worthless I felt ugly I felt
gay
gay
THERES ONLY 20 OF YALL?! 😭
Bluesky’s growth has exploded as people seek alternatives to X, Facebook and Threads. The social media site's 20 full-time employees have been working around the clock to deal with the issues that come with hyper-growth.
How Bluesky, Alternative to X and Facebook, Is Handling Explosive Growth
The fledgling social media site has been flooded with new users since the election. It hasn’t all been easy.
www.nytimes.com
November 21, 2024 at 12:16 AM
THERES ONLY 20 OF YALL?! 😭
God bless the U S A.
November 20, 2024 at 6:51 PM
God bless the U S A.
Not enough ai on this app
November 20, 2024 at 6:20 PM
Not enough ai on this app
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I cannot tell wat is dat.
November 19, 2024 at 8:13 PM
I cannot tell wat is dat.
I would like to thank 'tini Tuesday.
a man in a suit and tie stands at a podium in front of two microphones
ALT: a man in a suit and tie stands at a podium in front of two microphones
media.tenor.com
November 20, 2024 at 2:05 AM
I would like to thank 'tini Tuesday.