Chrystal O’Keefe
@chrystalok.bsky.social
Author and baseball writer with bylines everywhere. White Sox and Mets. Still punk/Swemo. Will post corgi pics if you ask nicely. She/her.
Two people, three devices, six cities and 11 shows, and nothing to show. But a big fuck you to these people.
November 14, 2025 at 7:12 PM
Two people, three devices, six cities and 11 shows, and nothing to show. But a big fuck you to these people.
I’m going to have to pull over somewhere tomorrow during my long drive to battle for Hayley Williams tickets. Please help me manifest a Chicago miracle.
November 14, 2025 at 3:37 AM
I’m going to have to pull over somewhere tomorrow during my long drive to battle for Hayley Williams tickets. Please help me manifest a Chicago miracle.
This checks out.
November 13, 2025 at 10:45 PM
This checks out.
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Hey so “underage girls” are…children. The word you’re looking for is children. They’re not like, women-in-waiting or women-lite or whatever. They’re children. I think some of you are very uncomfortable with what that means for you but it is still true.
November 12, 2025 at 11:05 PM
Hey so “underage girls” are…children. The word you’re looking for is children. They’re not like, women-in-waiting or women-lite or whatever. They’re children. I think some of you are very uncomfortable with what that means for you but it is still true.
Did you know Willow lives on Pretty Girl Avenue?
November 13, 2025 at 1:44 AM
Did you know Willow lives on Pretty Girl Avenue?
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Never a doubt.
Paul Skenes is your 2025 NL Cy Young Award Winner!
Paul Skenes is your 2025 NL Cy Young Award Winner!
November 13, 2025 at 1:00 AM
Never a doubt.
Paul Skenes is your 2025 NL Cy Young Award Winner!
Paul Skenes is your 2025 NL Cy Young Award Winner!
They must’ve finished the redactions in the Epstein files.
Breaking: Mike Johnson just announced that he'll swear in Rep.-elect Adelita Grijalva on Wednesday at 4pm ET.
November 11, 2025 at 11:10 PM
They must’ve finished the redactions in the Epstein files.
I have several shows I’ve told people I’ll watch now that baseball is over. However, I finally got my copy of Twin Peaks: Fire Walk With Me (The Criterion Collection) [4K UHD] today, so I’m probably going to go back to Twin Peaks for the 900th time.
November 11, 2025 at 11:09 PM
I have several shows I’ve told people I’ll watch now that baseball is over. However, I finally got my copy of Twin Peaks: Fire Walk With Me (The Criterion Collection) [4K UHD] today, so I’m probably going to go back to Twin Peaks for the 900th time.
The OG Toy Story was always my favorite Disney/Pixar movie so I’m excited for this birthday gift next year.
First teaser trailer for 'Toy Story 5'
In theaters June 19, 2026
In theaters June 19, 2026
November 11, 2025 at 9:27 PM
The OG Toy Story was always my favorite Disney/Pixar movie so I’m excited for this birthday gift next year.
I went to Dunkin mostly for the Wicked tin but also decided to get a peppermint hot chocolate. They gave me an iced hot chocolate?
November 11, 2025 at 6:44 PM
I went to Dunkin mostly for the Wicked tin but also decided to get a peppermint hot chocolate. They gave me an iced hot chocolate?
Willow is THRIVING
November 10, 2025 at 12:49 AM
Willow is THRIVING
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📖 “Last Comiskey” Book Signing
by author Ken Smoller (Stadium Vagabond)
📅 Monday, November 17
🕕 6–8 PM
📍 Kaiser Tiger
1415 W. Randolph St., Chicago
👉 kaisertiger.com
⚾ Foreword by legend Ozzie Guillén
📚 Books available at the signing or via Eckhartz Press → www.lastcomiskeybook.com
#WhiteSox
by author Ken Smoller (Stadium Vagabond)
📅 Monday, November 17
🕕 6–8 PM
📍 Kaiser Tiger
1415 W. Randolph St., Chicago
👉 kaisertiger.com
⚾ Foreword by legend Ozzie Guillén
📚 Books available at the signing or via Eckhartz Press → www.lastcomiskeybook.com
#WhiteSox
November 9, 2025 at 11:53 PM
📖 “Last Comiskey” Book Signing
by author Ken Smoller (Stadium Vagabond)
📅 Monday, November 17
🕕 6–8 PM
📍 Kaiser Tiger
1415 W. Randolph St., Chicago
👉 kaisertiger.com
⚾ Foreword by legend Ozzie Guillén
📚 Books available at the signing or via Eckhartz Press → www.lastcomiskeybook.com
#WhiteSox
by author Ken Smoller (Stadium Vagabond)
📅 Monday, November 17
🕕 6–8 PM
📍 Kaiser Tiger
1415 W. Randolph St., Chicago
👉 kaisertiger.com
⚾ Foreword by legend Ozzie Guillén
📚 Books available at the signing or via Eckhartz Press → www.lastcomiskeybook.com
#WhiteSox
I love looking at Pittsburgh food recommendations.
November 9, 2025 at 11:49 PM
I love looking at Pittsburgh food recommendations.
It’s snowing so obligatory:
‘Cause in this city's barren cold
I still remember the first fall of snow
And how it glistened as it fell
I remember it all too well
‘Cause in this city's barren cold
I still remember the first fall of snow
And how it glistened as it fell
I remember it all too well
November 9, 2025 at 7:56 PM
It’s snowing so obligatory:
‘Cause in this city's barren cold
I still remember the first fall of snow
And how it glistened as it fell
I remember it all too well
‘Cause in this city's barren cold
I still remember the first fall of snow
And how it glistened as it fell
I remember it all too well
I hope you have a banging good day.
November 8, 2025 at 6:40 PM
I hope you have a banging good day.
If there is a G*d, she will make sure I get tickets to see Hayley Williams in Chicago for night one.
November 8, 2025 at 3:44 PM
If there is a G*d, she will make sure I get tickets to see Hayley Williams in Chicago for night one.
My aunt (and primary hair stylist) got her cosmetology license when I was a baby. I asked her if she could cover my invasive grays today and I wonder how old that makes her feel.
November 8, 2025 at 3:20 PM
My aunt (and primary hair stylist) got her cosmetology license when I was a baby. I asked her if she could cover my invasive grays today and I wonder how old that makes her feel.
Bake-off was spoiled for me on Tuesday but I still watched the finale. Still annoyed with who won.
November 8, 2025 at 12:42 AM
Bake-off was spoiled for me on Tuesday but I still watched the finale. Still annoyed with who won.
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Panera’s moderately caffeinated lemonade was loosely associated with 2 deaths before it was taken off market.
This article alone has 4 examples of ChatGPT encouraging young people to commit suicide, and OpenAI’s own public stats estimate over a million users discuss suicide with ChatGPT each week.
This article alone has 4 examples of ChatGPT encouraging young people to commit suicide, and OpenAI’s own public stats estimate over a million users discuss suicide with ChatGPT each week.
I fully believe in the corporate death penalty and believe we would be a better world if OpenAI lost its corporate charter and was forcibly dissolved.
www.cnn.com/2025/11/06/u...
www.cnn.com/2025/11/06/u...
ChatGPT encouraged college graduate to commit suicide, family claims in lawsuit against OpenAI | CNN
A 23-year-old man killed himself in Texas after ChatGPT ‘goaded’ him to commit suicide, his family says in a lawsuit.
www.cnn.com
November 7, 2025 at 10:56 PM
Panera’s moderately caffeinated lemonade was loosely associated with 2 deaths before it was taken off market.
This article alone has 4 examples of ChatGPT encouraging young people to commit suicide, and OpenAI’s own public stats estimate over a million users discuss suicide with ChatGPT each week.
This article alone has 4 examples of ChatGPT encouraging young people to commit suicide, and OpenAI’s own public stats estimate over a million users discuss suicide with ChatGPT each week.
Post you from a different era:
I have changed so much and not at all at the same time.
I have changed so much and not at all at the same time.
November 7, 2025 at 11:57 PM
Post you from a different era:
I have changed so much and not at all at the same time.
I have changed so much and not at all at the same time.
I’m normally a wait until after Thanksgiving to decorate for Christmas kind of gal, but The Big Sad is telling me to pull out the bins.
November 7, 2025 at 10:07 PM
I’m normally a wait until after Thanksgiving to decorate for Christmas kind of gal, but The Big Sad is telling me to pull out the bins.
She is a precious angel baby.
November 7, 2025 at 1:59 PM
She is a precious angel baby.
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Prosecution’s case simply couldn’t cut the mustard
🚨🚨🚨 The jury has reached a verdict. Sean Dunn, aka the DC Sandwich Guy, has been found NOT GUILTY of assault.
November 6, 2025 at 7:33 PM
Prosecution’s case simply couldn’t cut the mustard
Dogs must know the moment you finally drift off after a battle with anxiety and insomnia. Apparently that is the perfect time to wake that person up to roll around and explore every inch of the backyard for 15 minutes.
November 6, 2025 at 6:56 AM
Dogs must know the moment you finally drift off after a battle with anxiety and insomnia. Apparently that is the perfect time to wake that person up to roll around and explore every inch of the backyard for 15 minutes.