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Alyssa Long
@measuredandslow.bsky.social
I make art, try to raise my kids to be Good Humans, and yell about disability. Maker of Santa Dinos and whatever else I feel like. She/they #art #knitting #3Dprinting 🧶
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Yes, and also recognize that with creative fields, survivorship bias is real: You hear about full-time creatives with envious career arcs precisely because they've survived in the field where others (for whatever reason and independent of quality of work) have not. This is an important fact.
Would-be/struggling writers can feel like losers or wannabes when they read about other writers writing "full time" or promo'ing their book in various exotic cities. And it's good to recognize that, yeah, sometimes there's another income (or a spouse is helping to pay the bills).
November 26, 2025 at 1:54 AM
Y’ALL 🎄 #3Dprinting
November 26, 2025 at 4:36 AM
I both did not understand and also perfectly understood mom. Don’t involve me in your sibling nonsense, that’s y’all’s problem 😂
These French babies arguing 🤣
November 26, 2025 at 4:03 AM
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Solidarity with @teamsters.bsky.social , who sanctioned our strike nationwide and won't be delivering food, picking up trash, or bringing packages across picket lines! ✊🔥

#NoContractNoCoffee
November 25, 2025 at 11:06 PM
Mr Measured made sweet potato flambé for dinner and y’all I wish I had been filming for the absolutely delighted screams out of the interns when he lit it on fire in the kitchen 😂
November 26, 2025 at 2:23 AM
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The first legislators arrested for inspecting these spaces were Black legislators from New Jersey
Today, after months of requests, I toured the Broadview ICE Processing Facility. I want to share what I saw.

The facility has no food vendor, no medical care, and detainees have to use toilets in the middle of shared cells. These are in no way suitable conditions to be holding anyone — period.
November 25, 2025 at 9:10 PM
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Most publishers (there are always exceptions) decide whether or not to buy a second book (or a third etc) based on how the previous book did. So when you pirate a book in most cases it’s less about the money you just stole from both author and publisher it’s about the future book you just killed.
November 25, 2025 at 11:29 PM
Bro…we are having a whole conversation rn about how people don’t want to pay for anything 😂😭
November 26, 2025 at 1:36 AM
I genuinely thought this guy died of an overdose but it turns out I was thinking if the OxiClean guy and THIS is the guy who got arrested for abusing a sex worker (he wasn’t charged), also apparently involving drugs. Anyway the world of product spokespersoning seems like a wild time
The Shamwow Guy just announced that he is running for Texas’ 31st Congressional District.
November 26, 2025 at 1:29 AM
I saw a video this morning that was like “if you get something handmade from me this Christmas please understand that it was not ethically made” and I have been laughing about it for like 6 hours 😂
November 26, 2025 at 1:15 AM
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Honestly, people calling creators the "petite bourgeoisie" makes me want to snap.

We're working folk. And we work really hard. For next to nothing.

We're not lounging around eating bonbons. We're trying to figure out how we're going to be able to pay rent next month.
November 25, 2025 at 7:30 PM
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I really wish we'd stop calling them climate "skeptics" or "vaccine skeptics", if you jump off a cliff we don't call you a "gravity skeptic"
November 25, 2025 at 8:18 PM
Until I had kids, and specifically ND kids, I did not realize how much stuff we expect humans to absorb with NO EXPLANATION, or we are expecting parents who were also not taught to teach their children. It’s one of the reasons I believe so strongly in showing what goes into textiles.
Also, stop being condescending shitheads when someone asks a question you think is obvious. If they're not asking why a certain group deserves human rights or something, there is literally NO REASON not to be generous and helpful!
This is so soulless, I can't stand it. We have BRAINS. We can USE THEM.
November 25, 2025 at 11:24 PM
It doesn’t look like anything yet but exciting things are printing today 👀👀 #3Dprinting
November 25, 2025 at 9:45 PM
Not that this is going to get the traction of an entire government entity posting through it yesterday but Rad Power Bikes released a statement about yesterday’s warning here. press.radpowerbikes.com/258269-rad-p...
Rad Power Bikes' Response to CPSC Safety Statement
Rad Power Bikes firmly stands behind our batteries and our reputation as leaders in the ebike industry, and strongly disagrees with the CPSC's characterization of certain Rad batteries as defective or...
press.radpowerbikes.com
November 25, 2025 at 7:00 PM
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•Every $1 per hour increase in minimum wage corresponds to a 1% decrease in suicide rates

Blocking these common sense policies to protect 800 billionaires isn’t just fiscally dumb—it’s literally killing us by the hundreds of thousands

2/2
November 25, 2025 at 3:16 AM
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The Chotiner
He destroyed his cage
Yes
YES
The Chotiner is out
A new kind of rapid Chotining. Please appreciate the alt-text.
November 25, 2025 at 4:51 AM
Are all the reporters wearing beer goggles 100% of the time orrrrrrrr
November 25, 2025 at 4:49 AM
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well the vast majority of Americans are legally allowed to eat pierogi so obviously Alan Dershowitz does not represent us
"elevate charismatic figures such as Alan Dershowitz"

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November 25, 2025 at 4:43 AM
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Phil Knight is almost single handedly funding the OR GOP, one of the more extreme state GOPs in the country. Keep that in mind next time you’re in the market for sportswear or sneakers. www.oregonlive.com/politics/202...
Nike co-founder Phil Knight makes record-setting donation to help elect Republicans
It is the single largest donation Knight has made to an Oregon candidate or political action committee.
www.oregonlive.com
November 25, 2025 at 3:31 AM
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America, not just the South, is still pissed off about the loss of free labor. You can see it in every move it has ever made.
November 25, 2025 at 3:27 AM
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no one wants to be interviewed so isaac chotiner is just stalking twitter now looking for new eager victims to admit they are dumbos
November 25, 2025 at 3:13 AM
Got the “your kid is a joy to have in class” in conferences today and normally I would be like “they say that to everyone” but my kid is besties with the head office lady because they genuinely vibe. They’re just getting the ol’ Autism Girlie Special 😂
November 25, 2025 at 3:59 AM
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My I Am Not Enron T shirt is raising a lot of questions about whether I am Enron
Nvidia refuted accounting questions in a memo to analysts, saying "Unlike Enron, NVIDIA does not use Special Purpose Entities to hide debt and inflate revenue" (Tae Kim/Barron's Online)

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November 25, 2025 at 2:53 AM
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Proof of end times = autism speaks being on the right side of the statement 🙃
November 24, 2025 at 11:51 PM