Jake
@chubfub.bsky.social
26 year old star trek fan with no productive hobbies
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Jake
@chubfub.bsky.social
· Nov 15
How poetic that, like when I first made my Twitter account, I'm again fishing for a Platinum Trophy in Skyrim. Just a different version this time.
If I was rich I would eat those pretzel places at the mall every fucking day until my heart explodes and kills me like the fat fucking chud that I am
November 24, 2025 at 8:53 AM
If I was rich I would eat those pretzel places at the mall every fucking day until my heart explodes and kills me like the fat fucking chud that I am
I'm going to make a personal goal to read 1 book a month starting now
August 7, 2025 at 8:31 PM
I'm going to make a personal goal to read 1 book a month starting now
Birthdays aren't so fun when your hairline is this chopped... fuck
July 1, 2025 at 9:51 AM
Birthdays aren't so fun when your hairline is this chopped... fuck
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I made this with a phone that wasn't even good.
Anyone can make things.
Anyone can make things.
June 27, 2025 at 7:53 AM
I made this with a phone that wasn't even good.
Anyone can make things.
Anyone can make things.
Coworkers blasting Facebook-tier slop full blast in the break room. Videos always have some awful laugh dub over them, somehow sounds worse than laugh tracks in sitcoms.
May 18, 2025 at 5:52 PM
Coworkers blasting Facebook-tier slop full blast in the break room. Videos always have some awful laugh dub over them, somehow sounds worse than laugh tracks in sitcoms.
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We definitely need more people willing to give BlueSky a chance
May 13, 2025 at 7:31 PM
We definitely need more people willing to give BlueSky a chance
People are just SO PROUD of being anti-intellectual when you should instead feel deeply ashamed for being so proudly stupid. Ignorance is bliss.
May 2, 2025 at 7:23 AM
People are just SO PROUD of being anti-intellectual when you should instead feel deeply ashamed for being so proudly stupid. Ignorance is bliss.
Things sure are grim in the world, huh
April 24, 2025 at 10:29 PM
Things sure are grim in the world, huh
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Western Michigan University won its first-ever national title in its first-ever Frozen Four appearance, defeating five-time champs Boston University 6-2.
More from the game and what's next for both WMU and BU NHL prospects ⤵️
www.nytimes.com/athletic/627...
More from the game and what's next for both WMU and BU NHL prospects ⤵️
www.nytimes.com/athletic/627...
April 13, 2025 at 3:02 AM
Western Michigan University won its first-ever national title in its first-ever Frozen Four appearance, defeating five-time champs Boston University 6-2.
More from the game and what's next for both WMU and BU NHL prospects ⤵️
www.nytimes.com/athletic/627...
More from the game and what's next for both WMU and BU NHL prospects ⤵️
www.nytimes.com/athletic/627...
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I just hate hot takes man, I hate the way they’re written, I hate how dumb they are, I hate that nobody checks in on their own theories to check if they were correct. I hate looking at peoples shit hot takes!!
March 27, 2025 at 3:20 PM
I just hate hot takes man, I hate the way they’re written, I hate how dumb they are, I hate that nobody checks in on their own theories to check if they were correct. I hate looking at peoples shit hot takes!!
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Sorry everyone, turns out it's too hard to go to Mars. Instead we're bringing Mars to you. It's gonna be desolate and shitty here now
March 16, 2025 at 11:05 PM
Sorry everyone, turns out it's too hard to go to Mars. Instead we're bringing Mars to you. It's gonna be desolate and shitty here now
I need inspiration for my next game to fixate on for a week or 3...
March 17, 2025 at 5:56 PM
I need inspiration for my next game to fixate on for a week or 3...
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Anne Hathaway photographed at the Moncler Fashion Show in Courchevel. 📷
March 16, 2025 at 11:39 AM
Anne Hathaway photographed at the Moncler Fashion Show in Courchevel. 📷
At what point do we take to the streets? We need resistance NOW, and it needs to be impossible to ignore.
March 5, 2025 at 8:31 AM
At what point do we take to the streets? We need resistance NOW, and it needs to be impossible to ignore.
It does feel nice to be right about MAGA incompetence. I just wish I wasn't tied to the USA's success as an American and could watch from abroad...
March 4, 2025 at 12:57 AM
It does feel nice to be right about MAGA incompetence. I just wish I wasn't tied to the USA's success as an American and could watch from abroad...
I forget how peaceful this place is
February 25, 2025 at 10:46 PM
I forget how peaceful this place is
Lowly times, these are...
February 18, 2025 at 8:35 AM
Lowly times, these are...
The Stephan A. Smith for President stuff is so outlandish that it actually gives me a tiny bit of hope. I'd trust a man forged in the fires of sports debate over most of the old ghouls in the DNC. Stephan is charismatic, concise, and a guy people know & love. Sort of an anti-Trump.
February 6, 2025 at 9:49 AM
The Stephan A. Smith for President stuff is so outlandish that it actually gives me a tiny bit of hope. I'd trust a man forged in the fires of sports debate over most of the old ghouls in the DNC. Stephan is charismatic, concise, and a guy people know & love. Sort of an anti-Trump.
So when are the Beatles dropping a new album?
February 5, 2025 at 9:14 AM
So when are the Beatles dropping a new album?
What's even left to say? America is a terrible place when people like this are allowed to run the show. I'm not a believer they stole the election (although 1 recount wouldn't have hurt). Most Americans are just really fucking stupid and complacent.
January 21, 2025 at 2:39 AM
What's even left to say? America is a terrible place when people like this are allowed to run the show. I'm not a believer they stole the election (although 1 recount wouldn't have hurt). Most Americans are just really fucking stupid and complacent.
Can we cut the BS and just acknowledge that the only reason TikTok was shutdown with bipartisan support is because it was one of the most free places to be openly critical of Israel's ongoing genocide & war crimes? I garuntee that's what all those old fucks cared about the most.
January 19, 2025 at 5:23 AM
Can we cut the BS and just acknowledge that the only reason TikTok was shutdown with bipartisan support is because it was one of the most free places to be openly critical of Israel's ongoing genocide & war crimes? I garuntee that's what all those old fucks cared about the most.
Glory to the CCP on REDnote!!!
January 14, 2025 at 7:41 PM
Glory to the CCP on REDnote!!!