chuckroasted.bsky.social
@chuckroasted.bsky.social
Vote your conscience, if you have one.
Stevie Miller’s wet dream come true. How can one man bring so much misery to so many isn’t the biggest mystery. Doing here in the USA… not really. No, the biggest mystery is that how he escapes justice after he and his trolls are all out of office and hired by one of dozens of feckless think tanks.
January 20, 2026 at 2:32 PM
It’s dumb, cosplay, fascism whether white or black.
Grow up. Get to work. Stop showing your ass. Start learning how the process works when you have a book in your hand instead of a gun.
January 20, 2026 at 2:06 PM
Lost dignity? Brother, that was years ago.
January 20, 2026 at 1:49 PM
Get the caste iron pan. Lasts a lifetime and will become your favorite.
Start chopping up jalapeños (jarred) and then add them into the recipe. Enough to cover your palm.
January 19, 2026 at 7:36 PM
Or, the Nobel Peace Prize goes to Minnesota?
January 19, 2026 at 7:10 PM
At least he’s trying.
a man in a suit and tie is standing next to a woman in a hat
ALT: a man in a suit and tie is standing next to a woman in a hat
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January 18, 2026 at 5:15 AM
The viral eggnog hole
a garbage can is sitting on the floor next to a sign that says libra
ALT: a garbage can is sitting on the floor next to a sign that says libra
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December 23, 2025 at 10:15 PM
Playing dirty licks clean.
December 18, 2025 at 1:33 AM
I bet your toilet water rotates counter clockwise.
December 18, 2025 at 1:17 AM
So, you’re a bread squeezer?

Now I gotta eat smushed bread.

Hate to follow you into the avocado aisle.
December 18, 2025 at 1:12 AM
The number of seemingly impossibilities in just these two sentences has flummoxed me.
December 17, 2025 at 9:59 PM
On a Rueben?
December 16, 2025 at 1:50 AM
Risotto
December 15, 2025 at 7:35 PM
And then they put it in Reverse
a group of people are dancing on a sidewalk in front of a building .
ALT: a group of people are dancing on a sidewalk in front of a building .
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December 10, 2025 at 2:55 AM
…while doing the twist.
a man in a suit and tie is dancing in a room in front of a wall .
ALT: a man in a suit and tie is dancing in a room in front of a wall .
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December 10, 2025 at 2:52 AM
“Two things are infinite: the universe and stupidity; and I’m not sure about the universe.”-Albert Einstein
December 10, 2025 at 2:48 AM
My point exactly.
December 10, 2025 at 2:32 AM