chuckroasted.bsky.social
@chuckroasted.bsky.social
Vote your conscience, if you have one.
“Holy bat guano Batman! Americans don’t like masked men abducting and killing them!”
“Robin, they’re making us look like the criminals!”
batman and robin are standing next to each other and robin is wearing a red shirt with the letter r on it
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January 16, 2026 at 9:44 PM
A drive by shooting? Right?
Partial confirmation of what my source told me. The victims only traveled a short distance- sounds like they just left the immediate area. Meanwhile the CBP officers left the scene and at least didn't pursue them very hard.

Did they panic and run? Get lost?

www.nytimes.com/2026/01/08/u...
January 9, 2026 at 4:55 AM
When we get in front of their vehicles, they’ll run us over with impunity. When they get in front of our car they’ll shoot us and declare self defense.

I guess we’re supposed to stay home, unless we have our own police escort.
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January 7, 2026 at 7:19 PM
If a slave holder can write about the self evident rights of life, liberty and the pursuit of happiness and declare that all men are equal, is it any wonder that a billionaire woos the average man with his declaration of love for the uneducated.
America, land of the bamboozled.
January 1, 2026 at 1:18 PM
When he says, “never been seen before “, drink.
When he says, “nobody believed possible” purge.
You’re gonna need an industrial toilet.
December 18, 2025 at 2:11 AM
Is the Kwik-E Mart next?
An immigrant driver from India is arrested by border patrol at the O’Hare rideshare lot. He said he has never committed a crime in 11 years in the United States: “oh my God no”
December 17, 2025 at 10:26 PM
F: Trump
: Putin
: Lindsay
: Roberts
: Clarence
: Zuck
: Musk
: Bezos
: Marco

Why?
Because none of them care about anyone else but themselves.
Surely, it’s obvious by now that they are the only ones coming out ahead.
They know it and they are happy about it.

This won’t end well.
November 23, 2025 at 8:37 PM
Pretty sure everyone who reads this would agree that Trump is trying to hide the Epstein files from Americans.
Guess what? None of maga sees it that way.
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November 15, 2025 at 1:21 AM
How would you feel if a 5 time draft dodger swore you into the military? Hearing the crowd boo him would reassure you that the country was still awake.
November 10, 2025 at 3:03 PM
If we can’t afford it, will he send our food to Argentina?
November 8, 2025 at 4:38 AM
Spanberger received tons of votes from this guy’s action. Find him a job. Now!
November 6, 2025 at 2:27 PM
Targeting. Player ejected and fined. But if the Trump goons do it, “bonus money.”
It’s clear who the aggressors are. Keep remaining nonviolent, and record EVERYTHING. All of these masked ICE thugs will be held accountable.
November 3, 2025 at 4:02 PM
The guy in the middle started the East Wing of the White House. The guy on the right tore it down this week. If y’all don’t think he’s going to build this monumental monstrosity, then ask TR where’s the East Wing today.
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October 23, 2025 at 9:39 PM
Reposted
This is Reverend David Black, minister of the First Presbyterian Church in Chicago. He was shot seven times in the head with chemical pellets by ICE agents as he was kneeling to pray at a protest.

RETWEET if you stand with Reverend Black against the Trump Administration!

(I borrowed this)
October 9, 2025 at 2:45 AM
When other kids were dreaming about becoming firefighters and baseball players little Stevie Miller had some really messed up aspirations about flying around the country, harassing tin men, scarecrows, little girls and people who didn’t look or talk like him. You know… the good guys.
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October 8, 2025 at 9:33 PM
Oceania has always been at war with Eurasia.
There is no left-wing violence in Chicago or Portland. It simply is not happening.

It's so not happening, in fact, that Republicans in Oregon took footage from two South American countries to create a hoax photo about Portland.

They have no actual violent footage to put forward.
Republicans post fake image of Oregon protest – using photos of South America
A federal judge had blocked Trump’s request to deploy California national guard to Portland
www.theguardian.com
October 8, 2025 at 8:56 PM
Reposted
Pass it on…👇

Let’s. Do. This. For. Them. 😎✨
June 25, 2025 at 8:53 AM
Word on the street is that acetaminophen was widely used in the 50’s; and, RFK Jr was born in 54.
September 23, 2025 at 9:51 PM
Stroke?
Naw. He couldn’t find it or reach it in years.
September 22, 2025 at 2:50 AM
It took 14 years for the country to wise up and repeal the 18th amendment with the 21st amendment. We’ve had 9 years of Mango Taco. All we need now is another Great Depression and a public that is willing to accept a guy in a wheelchair instead of the guy who insults the disabled.
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September 21, 2025 at 8:11 PM
How to admit you’re wrong…if you just crashed a billion $ deal in front of the whole world.
Wonder how long it took his cabinet members to explain this to Dumbass because you know he didn’t type this himself!
September 15, 2025 at 3:15 AM
Well that knocked Epstein off the front page.
September 11, 2025 at 4:41 PM
Let me know when she disappoints herself.
More news happening right now, - Senate Republicans just voted against releasing the Epstein files. Every Democrat voted to release them. Susan Collins was the deciding vote to protect Trump and others named in the files.
September 11, 2025 at 12:35 AM
Nickname: No Balls
Did u guys see the Tesla robot video? I think it's dying
September 6, 2025 at 12:19 AM