Chark
@chucksajoke.bsky.social
I am a total sweetie (dad, depression, ADHD, sometime open mic’er, frequent napper)
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saw your childhood home videos in 4K and now in the edge of the frame you can see your parents' disappointment in you 😥
My dad’s nickname for me is Beanie Baby, because in the 90s he thought I’d be worth something by now too
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Is It Christmas?
isitchristmas.com
December 25, 2025 at 2:24 AM
I’m eating the Santa cookies, don’t tell my kids
December 25, 2025 at 3:35 AM
I’m eating the Santa cookies, don’t tell my kids
Is It Christmas?
isitchristmas.com
December 25, 2025 at 2:24 AM
Jokic looks like he’s reluctantly playing pick up at the Y because his wife is worried about heart disease
December 24, 2025 at 7:22 PM
Jokic looks like he’s reluctantly playing pick up at the Y because his wife is worried about heart disease
Medically speaking, what happened to the grinch’s heart would be catastrophic
December 24, 2025 at 5:38 PM
Medically speaking, what happened to the grinch’s heart would be catastrophic
I’m no fan of the criminal justice system, but if you use the word “nubile” you’re going straight to jail
December 23, 2025 at 4:45 PM
I’m no fan of the criminal justice system, but if you use the word “nubile” you’re going straight to jail
I’m know I’m not his target audience, but I don’t get Timotheé Chaloméț
December 23, 2025 at 4:43 PM
I’m know I’m not his target audience, but I don’t get Timotheé Chaloméț
We saw UW but that’s three U’s right there. Triple U-Oshkosh
December 23, 2025 at 2:24 PM
We saw UW but that’s three U’s right there. Triple U-Oshkosh
Into my 5th day at the hospital, my only remaining goal is that no one sees my penis
December 23, 2025 at 8:16 AM
Into my 5th day at the hospital, my only remaining goal is that no one sees my penis
I work in agriculture, so to me an AI prompt is jerking off a bull
December 22, 2025 at 4:54 AM
I work in agriculture, so to me an AI prompt is jerking off a bull
Maybe someone should include “stop making it LOOK LIKE THAT” in their AI prompts
December 22, 2025 at 4:53 AM
Maybe someone should include “stop making it LOOK LIKE THAT” in their AI prompts
I was watching SNL on TV for the first time in forever, and they had a bit where they said “You’re watching actual TV. Are you OK?” and I laughed because no I’m in the hospital with pneumonia
December 21, 2025 at 10:28 PM
I was watching SNL on TV for the first time in forever, and they had a bit where they said “You’re watching actual TV. Are you OK?” and I laughed because no I’m in the hospital with pneumonia
It’s so COLD outside that I saw a STOCKBROKER spooning with Zohran MAMDANI
It’s so cold outside that I saw a stockbroker SPOONING with ZOHRAN MAMDANI
December 20, 2025 at 10:53 PM
It’s so COLD outside that I saw a STOCKBROKER spooning with Zohran MAMDANI
This is good. I stand by it
Bob! Cat the Goldthwait
December 18, 2025 at 2:28 AM
This is good. I stand by it
Bob! Cat the Goldthwait
December 17, 2025 at 3:08 AM
Bob! Cat the Goldthwait
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i'm the one who regularly uses "bumper" to mean "very large" in contexts other than excessive crop yields. and i VOTE
December 15, 2025 at 12:04 PM
i'm the one who regularly uses "bumper" to mean "very large" in contexts other than excessive crop yields. and i VOTE
Theoretically speaking, according to the Supreme Court, could a president legally murder justices of the Supreme Court?
December 15, 2025 at 8:07 AM
Theoretically speaking, according to the Supreme Court, could a president legally murder justices of the Supreme Court?
I’m running for president, and when elected I will do nothing— sign no bill, appoint no cabinet members, pass no budget, attend no event, kiss no goddam baby— until congress passes comprehensive gun control legislation.
December 15, 2025 at 8:04 AM
I’m running for president, and when elected I will do nothing— sign no bill, appoint no cabinet members, pass no budget, attend no event, kiss no goddam baby— until congress passes comprehensive gun control legislation.
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Happy Hanukkah to our friends who celebrate. Rachel Posner, a rabbi’s wife in Kiel, Germany, took this photograph in 1931 -- a potent reminder that fascism must be fought in every generation, even if it's wrapped in an American flag and a red hat.
December 8, 2023 at 1:50 AM
Happy Hanukkah to our friends who celebrate. Rachel Posner, a rabbi’s wife in Kiel, Germany, took this photograph in 1931 -- a potent reminder that fascism must be fought in every generation, even if it's wrapped in an American flag and a red hat.
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god bless rob reiner for spinal tap
December 15, 2025 at 3:43 AM
god bless rob reiner for spinal tap
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seems bad
December 15, 2025 at 4:00 AM
seems bad
Every boomer needs to retire. Even the 4 good ones
December 15, 2025 at 2:15 AM
Every boomer needs to retire. Even the 4 good ones
I wish edgelord meant someone who is GREAT at getting the edge pieces of a puzzle together
December 14, 2025 at 9:49 PM
I wish edgelord meant someone who is GREAT at getting the edge pieces of a puzzle together
I don’t know why, but I think it would be funny if Dave Chappelle changed his name to Kareem Abdul-Jabaar
December 14, 2025 at 8:45 PM
I don’t know why, but I think it would be funny if Dave Chappelle changed his name to Kareem Abdul-Jabaar