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Chumbus
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am I allowed to like things even if I don't have a bunch of smart stuff to say about what's good about them or why I like them? no? ok
December 14, 2025 at 6:58 PM
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Chief Joseph Highway,
12/13/2025, 9:39:40 PM
December 14, 2025 at 4:39 AM
eating a little tomato lowkey worried it will poison me. like what if it has reverted to its ancient ways. without telling anyone.
December 13, 2025 at 6:28 PM
December 12, 2025 at 4:09 PM
I don't know if all of those "debt consolidation" services are scams but National Debt Relief certainly seems to be.
December 11, 2025 at 4:16 PM
One of our neighbors has taken up smoking Black and Milds or something similar and sometimes a subtle whiff of it circulates in our apartment and it smells so, so, so fucking good
December 11, 2025 at 5:03 AM
My mother is liberal in the sense that if I am telling her something someone said or did and I do not introduce it by firmly enunciating "WOW, THIS GUY IS SURE FASCIST. LISTEN TO WHAT THIS NAZI SAID," she will just nod along with it like hmm yes that's right.
December 9, 2025 at 10:10 PM
If no one is selling buttplugs with the texture and visual style of the Everlasting Gobstopper from Willy Wonka and calling it the Everlasting Buttstopper or similar, an opportunity is missed. I am not putting this in a search.
December 9, 2025 at 4:14 PM
Does anyone actually watch amateur food reviews on social media for information about whether foods are good, or is it all just to gawk at weirdos
December 9, 2025 at 12:12 AM
Frankie Valli: she's a ragdoll, a little ragdoll. just a ragdoll. sad ragdoll.

The woman in question: ok man you don't have to keep saying it
December 8, 2025 at 4:46 AM
you ok babe? you barely watched your shows
December 8, 2025 at 2:22 AM
reading about how we could have had a different history in which instead of atomic bombs the US used a bunch of bats to burn down Japanese cities (supposedly with less loss of human life but presumably greater loss of bat life.)
December 7, 2025 at 2:51 AM
I started watching a livestream while forgetting to pause the podcast I was listening to and wondered for a minute or so why I was confused and couldn't understand anything
December 7, 2025 at 2:16 AM
Guys it's my mom's fault John Lennon died, she personally made him get shot. (She actually believes this.)
December 5, 2025 at 4:46 AM
I don't get a Wrapped because I don't use that app. How will I know who I am? Who will tell me? Was recently made to take the Omegaverse quiz and I am apparently an independent omega, if that means anything.
December 4, 2025 at 4:10 AM
if I have a gentle, non-actionable impulse to violently destroy the source of every unfamiliar sound or voice I hear in the hallway, is that a gender thing
December 1, 2025 at 4:45 PM
concept: science fiction story in which there is a Lottery but it's for something cool and nice
November 30, 2025 at 6:58 PM
Yes keep sharing those photos in which Trump looks really old and decrepit. It is doing anything.
November 30, 2025 at 3:09 PM
Of all the ways the AI in my search results sucks, the most obnoxious is when it informs me the search terms are unrelated, so I must have been mistaken. It's not even the AI being factually incorrect, it's AI fundamentally not understanding the nature of what it is tasked (not by me) to help with
November 28, 2025 at 9:29 PM
A way in which Stardew Valley is correct is that when you defeat a crab you should receive a different crab and also a bomb
November 28, 2025 at 5:25 PM
Introduce yourself with 5 concerts you've seen:

Blink-182 (with Newfound Glory and Alkaline Trio)
Wynton Marsalis
Collective Soul
Fleet Foxes, twice (first time with Blitzen Trapper)
Joan Baez
Introduce yourself with 5 concerts you've seen:
HEALTH
Deafheaven
The Midnight
Aesop Rock
Beach House
Introduce yourself with 5 concerts you've seen:
-Bon Jovi and the Goo Goo Dolls
-Ozzy Osbourne
-Rush
-Van Halen
-The Who
November 28, 2025 at 3:02 PM
November 27, 2025 at 10:50 PM
I get 3 wishes from a genie. I hold up my dog-eared copy of The Bible and simply say, "I wish it was true." In one move I have created the universe's God. Angels. Devils. Heaven. Hell. Rewritten history (contradictions? no matter, all true.) Suddenly this has always been real.
November 25, 2025 at 3:21 AM
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interesting!
November 24, 2025 at 8:30 PM
"cheesy" should mean something is really good
November 23, 2025 at 1:34 AM