@churlytemple.bsky.social
Got diagnosed with early-onset diarrhea
November 6, 2025 at 3:22 AM
Got diagnosed with early-onset diarrhea
Better the devil, you know?
October 15, 2025 at 10:40 PM
Better the devil, you know?
Boo who? Boo me? Boo YOU!
September 10, 2025 at 1:00 AM
Boo who? Boo me? Boo YOU!
Schrodinger's RoboCop: "Dead and alive, you're coming with me"
September 3, 2025 at 5:15 PM
Schrodinger's RoboCop: "Dead and alive, you're coming with me"
I ordered some sneakers and they got here quickly! Shoes travels fast
August 24, 2025 at 6:40 PM
I ordered some sneakers and they got here quickly! Shoes travels fast
If I didn't have nonsense I wouldn't have any sense at all
August 10, 2025 at 2:39 AM
If I didn't have nonsense I wouldn't have any sense at all
Reposted
reading some new bullshit EO about the “sex binary” or whatever and just wanted to note that trans people *are* real and they *can* hurt you and I am also real not to put too fine a point on it
August 8, 2025 at 4:44 PM
reading some new bullshit EO about the “sex binary” or whatever and just wanted to note that trans people *are* real and they *can* hurt you and I am also real not to put too fine a point on it
She roman on my trevi til I fountain
July 14, 2025 at 11:18 AM
She roman on my trevi til I fountain
Two sisters writing bawdy songs. Call that sibling ribalrdy
July 3, 2025 at 2:55 AM
Two sisters writing bawdy songs. Call that sibling ribalrdy
Autumn-mobile
July 2, 2025 at 10:36 PM
Autumn-mobile
You have to be quiet in the library because of the dewey decibel system
July 1, 2025 at 7:57 PM
You have to be quiet in the library because of the dewey decibel system
What fresh heck is this?
July 1, 2025 at 7:56 PM
What fresh heck is this?
She bang bang on my shrimp til I sauce
June 26, 2025 at 8:46 PM
She bang bang on my shrimp til I sauce
ACAB does not include copping a feel
June 17, 2025 at 9:19 PM
ACAB does not include copping a feel
It's always funny in sillydelphia
June 11, 2025 at 4:14 PM
It's always funny in sillydelphia
Why do they call it "cathartic" and not "sad-isfied"
May 18, 2025 at 8:45 PM
Why do they call it "cathartic" and not "sad-isfied"
Sharon is Karen
May 16, 2025 at 1:06 AM
Sharon is Karen
Disasturbating
March 21, 2025 at 12:19 PM
Disasturbating
Shout out to the top 5 Patties in the world: LuPone, Peppermint, wagon, melt, and o'furniture
@mrgeorgewallace.bsky.social
@mrgeorgewallace.bsky.social
March 17, 2025 at 2:08 PM
Shout out to the top 5 Patties in the world: LuPone, Peppermint, wagon, melt, and o'furniture
@mrgeorgewallace.bsky.social
@mrgeorgewallace.bsky.social
S&P is dropping the S and now it's just "Poors"
March 4, 2025 at 3:50 PM
S&P is dropping the S and now it's just "Poors"
Decorum? I hardly know him!
March 3, 2025 at 12:36 AM
Decorum? I hardly know him!
I like a woman who knows my place
February 27, 2025 at 9:49 PM
I like a woman who knows my place
Democracy diarrheas in darkness
February 26, 2025 at 5:51 PM
Democracy diarrheas in darkness
Ah shit I thought I voted for a THERAPIST
November 18, 2024 at 2:57 AM
Ah shit I thought I voted for a THERAPIST
A tractor? I hardly mower
November 11, 2024 at 12:16 AM
A tractor? I hardly mower