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Targrus
@cigar-orc.us
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Dork of an orc. Interests include technology, games (tabletop and video), EVs, cigars, & queer issues. He/Him 🏳️‍🌈 Mostly SFW, but likes and follows most assuredly not. Will properly flag any exceptions, but be advised. There will be the occasional NSFW bit.
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Targrus @cigar-orc.us · 2d
A "spooky". double feature profile pic and banner thanks to a recent commission by @aximeck.bsky.social
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Targrus @cigar-orc.us · 11h
Wow~ 💚
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Targrus @cigar-orc.us · 16h
a drawing of a pink cat with a purple background and the name ren ga on it
ALT: a drawing of a pink cat with a purple background and the name ren ga on it
media.tenor.com
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Ares || Comms open! @exaltxix.bsky.social · 17h
just had a £100+ bill for this wee bastard so if anyone would like to get some comms. would be highly appreciated
ko-fi.com/ares_xix/com...
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Targrus @cigar-orc.us · 17h
Oh god damn~
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Targrus @cigar-orc.us · 17h
😼
The Killer
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Targrus @cigar-orc.us · 20h
These are all so good~
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Targrus @cigar-orc.us · 21h
Broad and powerful~
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Targrus @cigar-orc.us · 21h
Oh lovely. Now I'm left to wonder if this is someone I should be disappointed in or someone I might already have blocked.
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Targrus @cigar-orc.us · 21h
Another #orctober day. I’m gonna keep this shit up all month. One of my favorites I’ve gotten from @swordz.bsky.social - he went all out on this and you can tell.
A colorful stained glass design featuring a large green orc holding a crystal tear, set in a lush, stained glass background. Below, several small rats are depicted, along with the name "Targrus" at the bottom.
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Zeiros Lion @zeiroslion.art · 1d
Fantastic stream tonight. Other than an administrative flub accidentally kicking one of my co-hosts out of my Discord, (sorry @lsdxiii.bsky.social) things went smoothly. See y'all on Piczel on Thursday for the spicy stream!

#ArtStream #Orctober #Commission #CommissionsOpen

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A TCG-style card with a female orc standing with her fists clenched, grimacing down to a shorter male orc who punched her chest, but to no effect. "Stand Your Ground" "Interrupt" "Interrupt a move which would inflict Knockdown on you. This resets both players back to Neutral." "You'd think that move would knock them down to the mat, but here we are! How are they gonna follow up with that!?" A TCG-style card with a male orc with short brown hairlooming over the viewer, eyes squinted. "The Gold Dragon" "he/him" "HP 8; Power 8; Speed 5; Technical Ability 4; Charisma 5" "Presence: At the start of the match, your opponent loses 1 Power, 1 Speed, and 1 Charisma. These are restored in the next round." "Dragon's Prey: This move can be used when the opponent is at 2 HP." "Simple, yet effective. The Gold Dragon stalks his prey from the corner. The moment they get up and look at him, it's too late, as he charges and spears them shoulder-first into the abdomen." A TCG-style card with a male orc with black hair and beard, and two rams horns curling from the sides of his hear. He has another orc with blond hair, unconscious, squeezed in an arm's grasp. "Bron Greenwood" "he/him" "HP 8; Power 6; Speed 3; Technical Ability 3; Charisma 10" "Showboat: When the opponent is in Knockdown, you may move a point from Charisma to Power, Speed, or Technical Ability." "Bring It In: If the opponent interrupts the finisher, they are in Knockdown for the next two rounds." "One arm goes around the lower back, the other wraps around the back of the opponent's neck. Like a good warm hug, it may hurt at first, but you'll be sleeping in no time."
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Targrus @cigar-orc.us · 21h
Oh no. I'll have to play more. What a burden. 😏 www.expedition33.com/post/thank-y...
Thank you from Sandfall Interactive!
To show our appreciation, we’ve been working on bringing you a few updates.
www.expedition33.com
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Targrus @cigar-orc.us · 21h
In fact. Current tattoo thoughts/desires. I wanna get a Firewatch inspired one taking notes from the soundtrack album art on my leg. And around my wuxing glyphs I kinda wanna touch them up and add bands on both sides. Circuitry on one and a Digimon holy ring on the other.
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Targrus @cigar-orc.us · 21h
I have to say, somehow @binarybreak.bsky.social has managed to both infect me with a desire to get a holy ring tattoo AND caused intense feelings with their latest episode.
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Targrus @cigar-orc.us · 1d
Also seriously. I was more an SNES fan at the time. But even then I could recognize PS4 was the best JRPG of the 16-bit generation.
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Targrus @cigar-orc.us · 1d
You have such exquisite Genesis pilled taste.
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xkcd.com
Randall Munroe @xkcd.com · 1d
Window Screen

xkcd.com/3151/
4-panel comic. (1) [person in front of window, shaped like a trapezoid with a curved top] This weekend, I had to make an oversized screen for a porch window. (2) [person sitting with hands on head surrounded by images of assorted equations and measurements] It involved countless tiny problems, each somehow way harder than it should be. Oblique angles. Curved edges. Noncoplanarity. (3) [person in front of window with screen on it, with building detritus strewn on the ground] ...I solved them all. I measured precisely. I did trigonometry. I made custom parts. And it fit *perfectly.* No gaps, no ripples. (4) [person typing at computer] I know that your foundation normally limits its purview to physics, medicine, peace, chemistry, and literature. However, if you review the attached photos showing how well the screen fits into the...
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Targrus @cigar-orc.us · 1d
a group of people are dancing with the words oompa loompa doopity doo on the bottom
ALT: a group of people are dancing with the words oompa loompa doopity doo on the bottom
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Targrus @cigar-orc.us · 1d
Fuck yes.
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Targrus @cigar-orc.us · 1d
Combining #tummytuesday and #orctober today. Also again probably the peak of just how risqué I’ll get on this account.
A shirtless individual with a bald head and a beard poses in front of a door. They have a spiral tattoo on their stomach and other tattoos on their arms. Facial decorations include fangs and a septum ring.
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Targrus @cigar-orc.us · 1d
Celebrating my bladder and kidneys checking out as “unremarkable” after an ultrasound.
A smiling person with a bald head and a beard is sitting outdoors, holding a cigar in their mouth. They are wearing a purple t-shirt with colorful graphics and have earbuds in their ears. The background features a brick wall and windows of a house.
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Targrus @cigar-orc.us · 1d
He's really asking for it~
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Targrus @cigar-orc.us · 1d
Oh this is so good~
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orchoodie @orchoodie.bsky.social · 1d
Gpt inspired today from a busy workload. Orc and tums, baby!
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Targrus @cigar-orc.us · 1d
Those might exist.
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Targrus @cigar-orc.us · 1d
It's him!