magic h8 ball
@cimaruta.bsky.social
they/them ✦ 1900s dyke ✦ artist ✦ disabled
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Eight of Swords ⚔️
December 15, 2025 at 1:35 AM
Eight of Swords ⚔️
is your non-binary listless? have they stopped being random & creative? your non-binary just needs some fuckass bangs! hand that menace to the gender binary some kitchen shears of various sharpness & let 'em rip!
but!! don't let them trim over dishes because you know they're not cleaning those!
but!! don't let them trim over dishes because you know they're not cleaning those!
December 23, 2025 at 8:39 AM
is your non-binary listless? have they stopped being random & creative? your non-binary just needs some fuckass bangs! hand that menace to the gender binary some kitchen shears of various sharpness & let 'em rip!
but!! don't let them trim over dishes because you know they're not cleaning those!
but!! don't let them trim over dishes because you know they're not cleaning those!
no really i think it's so meditative to have to wipe down the fuckton of dust that covers my computer every single time i want to use it. it helps me warm up, you know?
December 23, 2025 at 2:16 AM
no really i think it's so meditative to have to wipe down the fuckton of dust that covers my computer every single time i want to use it. it helps me warm up, you know?
this is actually it, yeah
sean just said ‘i’m turning over a new leaf in 2026…im gonna start going to the dentist, throwing things out. things like that’
December 18, 2025 at 2:34 AM
this is actually it, yeah
i guess living in australia means i have to upload government i.d. to everything. this is... i just. i don't want this.
December 18, 2025 at 2:33 AM
i guess living in australia means i have to upload government i.d. to everything. this is... i just. i don't want this.
all those photo edit request boards just get stupid ai images offered up. not even a silly one in sight! we used to be a real community.
December 18, 2025 at 2:24 AM
all those photo edit request boards just get stupid ai images offered up. not even a silly one in sight! we used to be a real community.
so apparently it's endometriosis
doctor informed me it's not normal for my abdomen to hurt that bad when they're pressing on it ¿?¿?
December 5, 2025 at 12:25 PM
so apparently it's endometriosis
hey does anyone know if we still got the rapture tomorrow
September 22, 2025 at 10:27 AM
hey does anyone know if we still got the rapture tomorrow
doctor informed me it's not normal for my abdomen to hurt that bad when they're pressing on it ¿?¿?
September 11, 2025 at 2:35 AM
doctor informed me it's not normal for my abdomen to hurt that bad when they're pressing on it ¿?¿?
at least he died doing what he loves, grooming the youth
September 11, 2025 at 12:39 AM
at least he died doing what he loves, grooming the youth
if you want an easy way to gain maybe 1 follower a season, just follow the valheim account & then companies making their version of valheim will follow you to see if you'll check out their nordic-inspired survival game
August 28, 2025 at 3:26 AM
if you want an easy way to gain maybe 1 follower a season, just follow the valheim account & then companies making their version of valheim will follow you to see if you'll check out their nordic-inspired survival game
not having kids because i'm 50% british & my girlfriend is 50% british which would make our child 100% british :(
August 27, 2025 at 10:30 AM
not having kids because i'm 50% british & my girlfriend is 50% british which would make our child 100% british :(
how do people who can't see things in their head spell words?
August 12, 2025 at 11:37 AM
how do people who can't see things in their head spell words?
i used to go to a chiro often (i know) & one time i went in & explained the pain i was in to which the receptionist chimed in with "well of course you're experiencing that, you're wearing a digital watch!" & the chiropractors nodded along
August 11, 2025 at 11:02 AM
i used to go to a chiro often (i know) & one time i went in & explained the pain i was in to which the receptionist chimed in with "well of course you're experiencing that, you're wearing a digital watch!" & the chiropractors nodded along
smoking weed sounds great i wish it was real
August 6, 2025 at 12:28 PM
smoking weed sounds great i wish it was real
"if you can make milk from a coconut, then i'm the sexiest man alive!" thank you, elderly tattooed man
August 6, 2025 at 4:58 AM
"if you can make milk from a coconut, then i'm the sexiest man alive!" thank you, elderly tattooed man
for someone who takes people's bad moods personally, i sure am a dark fucking cloud when i'm upset
August 2, 2025 at 12:06 PM
for someone who takes people's bad moods personally, i sure am a dark fucking cloud when i'm upset
one thing i didn't even think about when moving to another country is that my favorite $6 notebook i have gotten for 12 years now has to be ordered from some shop in the UK. other places were selling it for $70-100????
August 2, 2025 at 4:03 AM
one thing i didn't even think about when moving to another country is that my favorite $6 notebook i have gotten for 12 years now has to be ordered from some shop in the UK. other places were selling it for $70-100????
i'm deleting emails & saw this one from august 2019 that gave me a lil chuckle
August 1, 2025 at 8:36 AM
i'm deleting emails & saw this one from august 2019 that gave me a lil chuckle
i have 69,215 unread emails over my two main accounts. nice.
August 1, 2025 at 7:00 AM
i have 69,215 unread emails over my two main accounts. nice.
when a well known person gets outed as an abuser or something, inevitably someone will post a breakdown of their astrological chart & explain it 💀
June 19, 2025 at 12:25 AM
when a well known person gets outed as an abuser or something, inevitably someone will post a breakdown of their astrological chart & explain it 💀
congrats everyone! we defeated fascism by uh *checks notes* making his birthday parade embarrassing for him. a win for democracy!!
June 15, 2025 at 6:50 PM
congrats everyone! we defeated fascism by uh *checks notes* making his birthday parade embarrassing for him. a win for democracy!!
you ever miss the midwest so much you start romanticizing malört
June 8, 2025 at 7:50 AM
you ever miss the midwest so much you start romanticizing malört
two different people posted things about kate bush & i got scared, reader
June 4, 2025 at 5:21 AM
two different people posted things about kate bush & i got scared, reader