Cry more or join us in the 21st century.

I'm sure her Russian is exceptional.

A nice eight foot length of rebar fits greatly in a stocking. Also useful to fight the woke.

Pretty sure copious amounts of weed were involved.

IMO the least friendly place in the US. Got cursed out once on a nearly empty T by a perfectly respectable looking person who took offense at the amount of space my small suitcase was taking. Driving there is a combat sport.

Boston / Massachusetts actually are what people expect New York to be.

Recently saw a true friend I hadn't seen on almost twenty years. The anxiety was almost overwhelming. It's weird.

I joke about this with my tween kids. "On one side here's a Nobel-winning astrophysicist. And on the other here's Bubba, who thinks the Earth is flat. 'Professor, how do we, in fact, know the Earth isn't just a flat disk?'"

That's some vile shit.

Two-three shots before you go onstage will do that.

As an older guy I routinely deal with younger managers. "Red flag" doesn't do this kind of shit justice. What an asshole.

Irish dude threatened to beat the shit out of me once at BH ... I didn't have a proper appreciation for Stiff Little Fingers.

In retrospect he was probably right.

Or **and hear me out**, we could do the boring, normal thing where we tax rich people and fund public programs that help everyone.

Infinitely preferable to outsourcing social policy to whichever billionaire feels whimsical this week.

Can drink a lot of bourbon in 10 years.