(disclaimer: my kids are teenagers and they know I'm joking and being dramatic for comedy value. I'm only a little bit unhinged but in a fun whimsical way)

I'VE SEEN THIS DIVA! I have screenshots on my phone somewhere too. 😂

I love that we can chug from the bottle, it's so funny to me.

*hugs you and cries in forever dm* 🫂

Oh that sounds fun! I hope you both have a good time.

I have what I describe as 'wolf feet'. They're kind of long and sinewy and veiny. 😂

Is it my imagination or is he smiling?

They're very tacky, which makes them funny.

It's a very silly buffet dish, I remember it as a kid in the 80s. Any kind of family function would have them. 😂

Snacks aquired!

legend

Why don't they just let us place them per ear!?

I was in bed with a headache waiting for painkillers to kick in and my cat decided to come and sleep next to me for warmth and I was all, "I HAVE BEEN BLESSED HERE THIS DAAAAY!" (- but quietly)