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Cindy Lou Whom
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September 23, 2025 at 12:00 AM
alan cumming should help choose the next pope
April 27, 2025 at 3:04 AM
I may lose my phone and keys on a daily basis, but I can always find the audacity
April 23, 2025 at 3:47 PM
Did JD Vance kill the pope?
April 21, 2025 at 12:10 PM
every time I fly through ohare, my disdain for chicago is validated (yes I know they’re not the same)
March 31, 2025 at 12:57 AM
I like to ask ChatGPT why the world would function better as a matriarchy without capitalism just to get those sweet robots thinking
March 21, 2025 at 2:18 AM
in honor of international women’s day, please venmo me 38% of your last paycheck
March 8, 2025 at 4:42 PM
If I start a question with “hey serious question…” I’m probably going to ask you if my low pony makes me look like I’m about to sign the declaration of independence
March 5, 2025 at 3:48 AM
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March 4, 2025 at 7:58 PM
my husband doesn’t think I’m funny when I load up on vicks and then call myself a vixen. this is peak humor
March 2, 2025 at 4:37 PM
Apple, I swear to god I will go back to printing out mapquest directions and asking strangers for help if you don’t switch back to gulf of mexico
February 12, 2025 at 4:38 AM
I’ve decided that I’m actually really okay with “being judgmental” when I’m really just judgmental of close-minded or unkind humans
February 11, 2025 at 3:19 AM
I can’t be the first person to think this but adam scott’s haircut in severance makes him look like tig notaro
February 6, 2025 at 1:35 AM
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Honestly I don't remember *anything* remotely like this ever happening in those Schoolhouse Rock videos
February 1, 2025 at 2:37 AM
I need bluesky to get a “save drafts” option for when I’m funny at the wrong time of day
January 31, 2025 at 11:50 PM
going to escape to the woods with my husband this weekend… hoping a few bottles of cabernet, several miles of snowy hikes, and unlimited cribbage games will heal me from this month
January 31, 2025 at 3:42 AM
@giggly-squad.bsky.social even a fan account follow is the highest praise of my days
January 31, 2025 at 3:40 AM
I’m pretty sure DEI is to blame for my period cramps
January 30, 2025 at 5:49 PM
What’s the response to “my heart goes out to you”? My colon goes out to you? My uterine lining every 28 days goes out to you?
January 30, 2025 at 1:42 AM
You guys, if I’m going to get off twitter and facebook, you at least need to remind me when my city is on fire
January 26, 2025 at 11:42 PM
Dear Denmark, how do I become a citizen? Signed, sad *but hardworking cool person hopefully you want maybe?* american
January 25, 2025 at 2:15 AM
The bravest thing I’ve ever done? Growing out my bangs in my mid-thirties when I’m starting to get forehead wrinkles
January 23, 2025 at 1:05 AM
Dear men of the internet,
If you find yourself tempted to message a woman you don’t know about her appearance, I urge you to send that message to the first random man you find. If you’re still tempted to message a strange woman, send them your credit card info first.
January 22, 2025 at 11:53 PM
Great read. How do we do this? Class consciousness. Don’t rant to your racist uncle about ICE and immigration, bitch about the cost of living and the working class. Fighting on morals and justice didn’t work last time newrepublic.substack.com/p/shove-the-...
Shove the Presidency Down Trump’s Throat
Liberals spent the president-elect’s first term trying and failing to kick him out of office. This time out, they need to turn the White House into a prison.
newrepublic.substack.com
January 22, 2025 at 7:51 PM
I need a sleepover featuring bad makeovers and shitty choreographed dance routines to fix my soul stat
January 22, 2025 at 12:35 AM