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Cindy Vs. The Army of Darkness Phan @cindyphanauthor.com · 44m

Resting up those pipes for her duet with Celine.

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Cindy Vs. The Army of Darkness Phan @cindyphanauthor.com · 49m

The diva slumbers

Close up of a black standard poodle as she sleeps on a stair landing, resting her poofy head on a front paw.

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Cindy Vs. The Army of Darkness Phan @cindyphanauthor.com · 1h

Also, it’s just nice to gnaw. Not fun, not exactly, but nice.

Cindy Vs. The Army of Darkness Phan @cindyphanauthor.com · 1h

I like tofu though. Wish it had bones, but

Cindy Vs. The Army of Darkness Phan @cindyphanauthor.com · 1h

You know it’s me that’s been eating the chicken wings because they are SPOTLESS. Museum quality picked clean 👌🏼

Cindy Vs. The Army of Darkness Phan @cindyphanauthor.com · 1h

RIIIIGHT? That season was really hard to watch. I barely made it through 🫠

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Thomas Ha @thomasha.bsky.social · 1h

Oh whoa, nice. UNCERTAIN SONS AND OTHER STORIES (@undertow.bsky.social) is on New York Public Library's list of 2025 best adult horror. Many thanks to NYPL!

Best New Horror of 2025 for Adults

Our expert horror committee read more than 150 titles published since last Halloween to select their 20 favorites. There's something for everyone here—whether you're looking for jeepers, creepers, sca...

www.nypl.org

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Cindy Vs. The Army of Darkness Phan @cindyphanauthor.com · 1h

YESSS!!!

Cindy Vs. The Army of Darkness Phan @cindyphanauthor.com · 3h

This seems to happen to all my favourite characters too!! I’m still not over how dirty Buffy did Anya. And for no reason!! Just because? UGH.

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Cindy Vs. The Army of Darkness Phan @cindyphanauthor.com · 3h

I love Underwater!! I put in on as kind of a lark because I had no idea what it was and like five years later I’m still screaming at people to go watch it!! They didn’t market it at all it seems, which is such a shame.

Cindy Vs. The Army of Darkness Phan @cindyphanauthor.com · 3h

That’s the one!

Cindy Vs. The Army of Darkness Phan @cindyphanauthor.com · 13h

I forgot about 30 Days of Night! Love it!!

Cindy Vs. The Army of Darkness Phan @cindyphanauthor.com · 13h

The really stuck the ending on that one. I’m so glad they did.

Cindy Vs. The Army of Darkness Phan @cindyphanauthor.com · 13h

Ohh, Drag Me to Hell is a good one!

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Cindy Vs. The Army of Darkness Phan @cindyphanauthor.com · 13h

There’s not a lot of fat to trim there for sure. It’s been my comfort movie of late.

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Cindy Vs. The Army of Darkness Phan @cindyphanauthor.com · 13h

10 horror movies to get to know me by

💀 Alien
💀 Terrified
💀 The Autopsy of Jane Doe
💀 Hereditary
💀 It Follows
💀 Exhuma
💀 The Wickerman
💀 Army of Darkness
💀 The Descent
💀 A Nightmare On Elm Street 4: The Dream Master

Eve Harms, Gourd Respecter @eveharms.com · 13h

10 horror movies to get to know me by

Evil Dead 2
Frankenhooker
Hellraiser
Reanimator
The Thing
Inland Empire
Under the Skin
Videodrome
Gozu
Lair of the White Worm

max graves is already a halloween name @maximumgraves.bsky.social · 16h

10 horror movies to get to know me by

🩰 audition
🪡 may
🍖 texas chainsaw massacre
📹 creep 2
🚬 cure
🎬 inland empire
💘 the loved ones
🚗 the devil's rejects
💉 re-animator
🌌 alien

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Winifred Tylenol Spice Burton @authorwinifred.blacksky.app · 16h

Never did, never will.

Danny Lore @weredawgz.blacksky.app · 16h

Folks who tell you that it’s okay to temporarily sacrifice a marginalized group in order to win

Do not care about the marginalized group

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Cindy Vs. The Army of Darkness Phan @cindyphanauthor.com · 15h

🖤🖤🖤

Cindy Vs. The Army of Darkness Phan @cindyphanauthor.com · 15h

I gnaw bones, stripping off every scrap of meat, fat and cartilage (the best part).

If there’s marrow, I’ll take that too.

Faine Greenwood @faineg.bsky.social · 1d

What foods do you love that you fully acknowledge make you a pervert for loving them?

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Cindy Vs. The Army of Darkness Phan @cindyphanauthor.com · 17h

I had go to mat for my son recently. He’s also autistic and while I’m generally a jovial person, I have a scorched earth policy when it comes to people fucking with my kid.

Fuck ‘em up, Hillary. I hope you make it hurt.

Cindy Vs. The Army of Darkness Phan @cindyphanauthor.com · 17h

Me too!! I love The Descent, but also generally anything with a limited resources/survival story bent to it. Plus horror. Also loving the back-and-forth so far between Gyre and Em.

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Jason Sanford @jasonsanford.bsky.social · 20h

Exciting news! My novel Plague Birds, which was a finalist for the Nebula & Philip K. Dick Awards, will be rereleased by Apex Books @apexmag.bsky.social in an new edition with extra content in June 2026. And a sequel will be published by Apex in Oct. 2026. 1/
www.apexbookcompany.com/products/pla...

Cover of Plague Birds by Jason Sanford, which was a finalist for the Nebula and Philip K. Dick Awards.

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Cindy Vs. The Army of Darkness Phan @cindyphanauthor.com · 18h

also just so you know @sechilds.ca we ate all the doughnuts sorry not sorry!

Cindy Vs. The Army of Darkness Phan @cindyphanauthor.com · 18h

UGH!! That's Anne with an "e"

Forgive me Anne, I meant no disrespect by it 😭

Cindy Vs. The Army of Darkness Phan @cindyphanauthor.com · 18h

I've already got her other books on hold at my library 😎