Unemployed Wizard
@cinemology.bsky.social
Artist, cat lover, ACAB. 🎥
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To anyone not into baseball I’m sorry but also get into baseball
November 1, 2025 at 3:00 AM
To anyone not into baseball I’m sorry but also get into baseball
They should let you review all the mistakes you’ve made that are constantly running through your head on Letterboxd
June 10, 2025 at 5:22 AM
They should let you review all the mistakes you’ve made that are constantly running through your head on Letterboxd
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why shouldn't you rank andrew cuomo on the ballot? because he's "rank" already – his corruption stinks to high heaven! i'm sorry if i have offended anyone
June 5, 2025 at 5:11 PM
why shouldn't you rank andrew cuomo on the ballot? because he's "rank" already – his corruption stinks to high heaven! i'm sorry if i have offended anyone
What’s up with all the “America” in commercials. It feels very War on Terror 9/11 Never Forget. Drew Barrymore in a cruise commercial and Ram’s whole vibe
April 27, 2025 at 3:57 AM
What’s up with all the “America” in commercials. It feels very War on Terror 9/11 Never Forget. Drew Barrymore in a cruise commercial and Ram’s whole vibe
I’ve grown increasingly intolerable of the “Idiocracy is a documentary” crowd who don’t seem to acknowledge it was a timely critique of the Bush administration, and where Mike Judge thought America was headed, not some film made in a vacuum.
April 1, 2025 at 1:37 AM
I’ve grown increasingly intolerable of the “Idiocracy is a documentary” crowd who don’t seem to acknowledge it was a timely critique of the Bush administration, and where Mike Judge thought America was headed, not some film made in a vacuum.
I’ve grown increasingly intolerable of the “Idiocracy is a documentary” crowd who don’t seem to acknowledge it was a timely critique of the Bush administration, and where Mike Judge thought America was headed, not some film made in a vacuum.
April 1, 2025 at 12:54 AM
I’ve grown increasingly intolerable of the “Idiocracy is a documentary” crowd who don’t seem to acknowledge it was a timely critique of the Bush administration, and where Mike Judge thought America was headed, not some film made in a vacuum.
Where does one buy physical movies these days? My Blu-ray collection needs to be bigger.
March 24, 2025 at 2:34 AM
Where does one buy physical movies these days? My Blu-ray collection needs to be bigger.
Why do I have a PepsiCo logo tattooed on my lower back? The 2024 hit film Madame Web, of course!
March 18, 2025 at 7:41 PM
Why do I have a PepsiCo logo tattooed on my lower back? The 2024 hit film Madame Web, of course!
Since its announcement I’ve thought Chris Nolan is going to make his Odyssey multiple parts, he loves a long movie, but I just don’t see him being satisfied with less than five hours for that story.
March 12, 2025 at 10:15 PM
Since its announcement I’ve thought Chris Nolan is going to make his Odyssey multiple parts, he loves a long movie, but I just don’t see him being satisfied with less than five hours for that story.
I think people missed the message in The Substance that Demi Moore’s character also missed- the enemy of aging women isn’t women with less age, it’s the men who make it seem that way.
Demi Moore didn’t lose so much as Mikey Madison won. They both deserve all the praise. Incredible performances.
Demi Moore didn’t lose so much as Mikey Madison won. They both deserve all the praise. Incredible performances.
March 6, 2025 at 2:23 AM
I think people missed the message in The Substance that Demi Moore’s character also missed- the enemy of aging women isn’t women with less age, it’s the men who make it seem that way.
Demi Moore didn’t lose so much as Mikey Madison won. They both deserve all the praise. Incredible performances.
Demi Moore didn’t lose so much as Mikey Madison won. They both deserve all the praise. Incredible performances.
I really need to read Devil in the White City
Dwayne Johnson is set to lead Martin Scorsese’s next drama film.
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February 20, 2025 at 8:59 PM
I really need to read Devil in the White City
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this is fucking insane
February 15, 2025 at 6:14 AM
this is fucking insane
The Film Sky feed has gone through some interesting evolutions. It used to be half gay porn but now it’s half re-skeets that just use the same standing ovation gif from the Oscars. This algorithm is hilarious.
February 3, 2025 at 4:55 PM
The Film Sky feed has gone through some interesting evolutions. It used to be half gay porn but now it’s half re-skeets that just use the same standing ovation gif from the Oscars. This algorithm is hilarious.
A perfect counterpoint to this is The Brutalist. I’d rather there was no sex in that film compared to what was shown, and if he wanted to drop a link to some weird fetish stuff in the credits I’ll look it up on the train ride home. But the suck and fucks in Brutalist were bad and sometimes evil.
January 28, 2025 at 8:06 AM
A perfect counterpoint to this is The Brutalist. I’d rather there was no sex in that film compared to what was shown, and if he wanted to drop a link to some weird fetish stuff in the credits I’ll look it up on the train ride home. But the suck and fucks in Brutalist were bad and sometimes evil.
I learned a ton from this thread, including that there are apparently DW Griffith fanatics?
If people praising Griffith are sincere film nerds, learning the real story of how and when the movies were invented will fascinate them. The truth has set them free.
If they keep moving the goalposts, there's something else at play.
It's not a crime to be taken in. It's what they do after.
If they keep moving the goalposts, there's something else at play.
It's not a crime to be taken in. It's what they do after.
January 22, 2025 at 7:43 PM
I learned a ton from this thread, including that there are apparently DW Griffith fanatics?
“I’m not dying from the flu, I’m dying because somebody sabotaged my brain and body. One can’t keep me the right temperature and the other can’t keep my other organs from failing.” There’s a serious explanation and then there’s an explanation that lets you blame others.
Fuck it, it's okay to enjoy James Woods' house burning down specifically
January 10, 2025 at 12:04 PM
“I’m not dying from the flu, I’m dying because somebody sabotaged my brain and body. One can’t keep me the right temperature and the other can’t keep my other organs from failing.” There’s a serious explanation and then there’s an explanation that lets you blame others.
Ben Stiller has one of the worst feeds. There should be a razzie for famous people with garbage for an online presence. You’re already famous, you don’t have to engage over here. Just… shh? It’s ok?
December 24, 2024 at 6:53 AM
Ben Stiller has one of the worst feeds. There should be a razzie for famous people with garbage for an online presence. You’re already famous, you don’t have to engage over here. Just… shh? It’s ok?
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Capitalism’s supposed death knells will last just long enough to kill us all and make ideas insolvent. Welcome to blue sky social
July 25, 2023 at 9:51 PM
Capitalism’s supposed death knells will last just long enough to kill us all and make ideas insolvent. Welcome to blue sky social
Catherine Breillat remade a film and her version has less explicit sexual content than the original? That goes against type… #NicheContent #DontFollowMe
December 15, 2024 at 8:56 PM
Catherine Breillat remade a film and her version has less explicit sexual content than the original? That goes against type… #NicheContent #DontFollowMe
These signs would be more helpful if someTHING WERE WRITTEN ON THEM
December 8, 2024 at 6:30 PM
These signs would be more helpful if someTHING WERE WRITTEN ON THEM
Batman doesn’t kill, but he will hit five people with his big fucking car.
December 8, 2024 at 4:20 PM
Batman doesn’t kill, but he will hit five people with his big fucking car.
I was #263,737!
September 18, 2024 at 5:18 PM
I was #263,737!
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if i was a tortured poet i would stop being a poet on account of all the torture
April 20, 2024 at 10:17 PM
if i was a tortured poet i would stop being a poet on account of all the torture