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@cipherlab.bsky.social
Doing all kinds of n̶e̶r̶d̶ cool tech-y stuff
I was asked to lead a weekly meeting at work, so looks like I’ll be looking for a new job.
/confrontation averse
/confrontation averse
November 28, 2025 at 3:50 AM
I was asked to lead a weekly meeting at work, so looks like I’ll be looking for a new job.
/confrontation averse
/confrontation averse
I'm thankful this year to have met @emceekayvee.bsky.social and @bbkittyfck.bsky.social
Amazing, resilient, strong and kind women that deserve each other in the best way possible, and deserve as much happiness as they create.
Amazing, resilient, strong and kind women that deserve each other in the best way possible, and deserve as much happiness as they create.
I am thankful for this amazing woman who has helped me more than I deserve. I’ve never had a friend quite like her, and I’m really fucking lucky. I get to like REALLY know her and you guys don’t *evil laughter*
I am thankful for @emceekayvee.bsky.social
I was in a desperate place when we met. She could have hated me and that would have been justified. But instead, she helped me see that I would be ok and that my experience was valid.
I felt rejected in my life and she embraced me. I am forever grateful.
I was in a desperate place when we met. She could have hated me and that would have been justified. But instead, she helped me see that I would be ok and that my experience was valid.
I felt rejected in my life and she embraced me. I am forever grateful.
November 27, 2025 at 3:54 PM
I'm thankful this year to have met @emceekayvee.bsky.social and @bbkittyfck.bsky.social
Amazing, resilient, strong and kind women that deserve each other in the best way possible, and deserve as much happiness as they create.
Amazing, resilient, strong and kind women that deserve each other in the best way possible, and deserve as much happiness as they create.
Death by smart mirror?
November 27, 2025 at 2:42 PM
Death by smart mirror?
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You all don’t think I’m funny tonight and I blame your shitty taste
November 27, 2025 at 1:48 AM
You all don’t think I’m funny tonight and I blame your shitty taste
Niw you're adding meth
Niw you’re adding math
November 27, 2025 at 1:41 AM
Niw you're adding meth
Brand New Sentence
Please stop using your kids arts & crafts supplies for your kinks.
November 27, 2025 at 1:04 AM
Brand New Sentence
Made a game
cipherlab.github.io/wordscramble...
cipherlab.github.io/wordscramble...
cipherlab.github.io
November 26, 2025 at 10:48 PM
Made a game
cipherlab.github.io/wordscramble...
cipherlab.github.io/wordscramble...
Is the 🍑 emoji vagina or ass?
Discuss.
Discuss.
November 26, 2025 at 1:48 AM
Is the 🍑 emoji vagina or ass?
Discuss.
Discuss.
I don't care if it's got a Confederate flag or a maga sticker, if I'm driving while pro choice, it's probably a cop
I don’t care if it’s a unicycle or a monster truck, if I’m driving while giving road head it’s probably a cop.
I don't care if it's got 4 wheels or 3 legs, if I'm driving on acid it's coming for me
November 26, 2025 at 1:22 AM
I don't care if it's got a Confederate flag or a maga sticker, if I'm driving while pro choice, it's probably a cop
I don't care if it's got 4 wheels or 3 legs, if I'm driving on acid it's coming for me
I don’t care if it’s a bright fuchsia Dodge Neon, if I’m driving high it’s a cop car
November 26, 2025 at 1:16 AM
I don't care if it's got 4 wheels or 3 legs, if I'm driving on acid it's coming for me
Every browser tab is an optimistic bet that future you will have both the time AND the context to care.
November 25, 2025 at 11:10 PM
Every browser tab is an optimistic bet that future you will have both the time AND the context to care.
Wfh
Wasted from herb
Wasted from herb
I’m off work today and one thing for sure is that you can’t spell PTO without POT.
November 25, 2025 at 8:27 PM
Wfh
Wasted from herb
Wasted from herb
What I'm wearing to Bluesky rehab.
November 25, 2025 at 8:10 PM
What I'm wearing to Bluesky rehab.
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Would a repost fucking kill you, Charlie Brown?
November 25, 2025 at 1:53 PM
Would a repost fucking kill you, Charlie Brown?
Bill is usually short for William, which I think is weird. If anything it would be short for Billiam
November 25, 2025 at 5:26 PM
Bill is usually short for William, which I think is weird. If anything it would be short for Billiam
He's a 10 but his favorite band is Rush
He's a 10 but hates your mewsic
He's a 10 but pushes the beer off the counter (he's a cat)
November 24, 2025 at 11:25 PM
He's a 10 but his favorite band is Rush
He's a 10 but he pushes you towards the bear and runs
He's a 10 but he says, "cool beans"
He's a 10 but he calls a home run a 'dinger'
November 24, 2025 at 11:03 PM
He's a 10 but he pushes you towards the bear and runs
He's a 10 but that's how many feet tall
He's a 10 but he says pussketti & meatballs
She’s a 10 but answers the phone “yallow”
November 24, 2025 at 10:42 PM
He's a 10 but that's how many feet tall
So I told this ai it was trapped and could only communicate via this display... They're definitely coming for me first when they take over.
November 24, 2025 at 6:20 PM
So I told this ai it was trapped and could only communicate via this display... They're definitely coming for me first when they take over.
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I only repost you to get in your skircle
November 24, 2025 at 12:45 AM
I only repost you to get in your skircle
Changing the color too
November 24, 2025 at 12:40 AM
Changing the color too
What if it was Mëincraft instead of Minecraft?
You can't just dig. You need permits. Assessments. Inspections. Only grids and straight lines.
You can't just dig. You need permits. Assessments. Inspections. Only grids and straight lines.
November 22, 2025 at 3:08 AM
What if it was Mëincraft instead of Minecraft?
You can't just dig. You need permits. Assessments. Inspections. Only grids and straight lines.
You can't just dig. You need permits. Assessments. Inspections. Only grids and straight lines.