Notice to all non-curlers: yes, I saw the video of Will and Kate curling. No, I don’t mind that you sent it, I’m just glad you thought of me.
January 30, 2026 at 5:18 AM
Notice to all non-curlers: yes, I saw the video of Will and Kate curling. No, I don’t mind that you sent it, I’m just glad you thought of me.
When you put your stopwatch on your desk at home after league night and notice it’s still on tee weight 🤌
January 30, 2026 at 5:13 AM
When you put your stopwatch on your desk at home after league night and notice it’s still on tee weight 🤌
[with swiffer, across kitchen, 6 am, Wednesday]
“CLEANING… CLEANING”
“CLEANING… CLEANING”
January 9, 2026 at 9:10 PM
[with swiffer, across kitchen, 6 am, Wednesday]
“CLEANING… CLEANING”
“CLEANING… CLEANING”
You know who I wish had a no-tick rule? Forests.
January 8, 2026 at 12:05 AM
You know who I wish had a no-tick rule? Forests.
Sometimes there are no sweeter words than “sorry, gave you too much broom.”
November 25, 2025 at 4:56 PM
Sometimes there are no sweeter words than “sorry, gave you too much broom.”
What does it portend for the day that the Benny Hill theme unexpectedly
came on when I connected my headphones?
came on when I connected my headphones?
November 10, 2025 at 2:30 PM
What does it portend for the day that the Benny Hill theme unexpectedly
came on when I connected my headphones?
came on when I connected my headphones?
There are so many TV characters who should be driving beat-up Altimas but Nissan is too cheap to sponsor it.
November 3, 2025 at 12:48 AM
There are so many TV characters who should be driving beat-up Altimas but Nissan is too cheap to sponsor it.
I remember what I was doing when ODB died surprisingly clearly. Sometimes I still think of an alternative timeline in which he got the help he needed and became beloved by millions as the voice of Rubble on Paw Patrol.
October 17, 2025 at 1:49 AM
I remember what I was doing when ODB died surprisingly clearly. Sometimes I still think of an alternative timeline in which he got the help he needed and became beloved by millions as the voice of Rubble on Paw Patrol.
Engage “win in meaningless game that counts for nothing means way too much” mode.
October 12, 2025 at 5:57 PM
Engage “win in meaningless game that counts for nothing means way too much” mode.
I’ve never been so out of touch with the rhythms of network TV. Did NBC have a Green Week this year? Does Bob still Heart Abishola? Does Abishola Heart Bob back?
October 8, 2025 at 12:45 AM
I’ve never been so out of touch with the rhythms of network TV. Did NBC have a Green Week this year? Does Bob still Heart Abishola? Does Abishola Heart Bob back?
Here’s to your curling pants still fitting after the summer.
September 24, 2025 at 7:15 PM
Here’s to your curling pants still fitting after the summer.
Why didn’t they sell enough of those Wolverine “house” gloves to merit making some more? People are still holding on to some janky old specimens. The market is there! #curling
August 12, 2025 at 5:16 PM
Why didn’t they sell enough of those Wolverine “house” gloves to merit making some more? People are still holding on to some janky old specimens. The market is there! #curling
Yeah, the content is gonna be sub-mid until curling resumes.
July 6, 2025 at 6:44 PM
Yeah, the content is gonna be sub-mid until curling resumes.
My lawyer friend makes the worst mimosas. It’s proseccocutorial misconduct!
July 6, 2025 at 5:08 PM
My lawyer friend makes the worst mimosas. It’s proseccocutorial misconduct!
Theory: Texarkana plays an outsize role in country music lore because it has four syllables, recognizable with three and is easy to rhyme. Is there a British equivalent?
July 5, 2025 at 12:08 PM
Theory: Texarkana plays an outsize role in country music lore because it has four syllables, recognizable with three and is easy to rhyme. Is there a British equivalent?
AI will never be truly sociable because it knows about the world from a knowledgebase packed with everything but small talk and amiable low-stakes interactions.
May 28, 2025 at 2:30 AM
AI will never be truly sociable because it knows about the world from a knowledgebase packed with everything but small talk and amiable low-stakes interactions.
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It’s weird how a bunch of societal phenomenon which could easily be bunched together as “people spending less time with other people” get separated out and then individually touted as either good things “less drinking” or bad “less babies” and never the twain do they meet.
Humanity has quietly passed a remarkable milestone: Alcohol consumption is declining, a turning point in a habit at least as old as civilization itself. This unnoticed shift suggests other long-standing habits (from smoking to red meat consumption) could potentially fade just as effortlessly.
May 7, 2025 at 9:19 PM
It’s weird how a bunch of societal phenomenon which could easily be bunched together as “people spending less time with other people” get separated out and then individually touted as either good things “less drinking” or bad “less babies” and never the twain do they meet.
Modern Lovers was basically Talking Heads if they didn’t have Brian Eno producing and David Byrne was a slightly different flavor of alienated.
April 19, 2025 at 5:55 PM
Modern Lovers was basically Talking Heads if they didn’t have Brian Eno producing and David Byrne was a slightly different flavor of alienated.
It’s weird to have my broom at home instead of at the club. So sad and ill-fitting outside its habitat, like a solitary bison in a zoo enclosure.
April 19, 2025 at 3:02 AM
It’s weird to have my broom at home instead of at the club. So sad and ill-fitting outside its habitat, like a solitary bison in a zoo enclosure.
Yeah, I caught the corporate phishing test email. Can I ride out this high for the rest of the day? Time will tell.
March 4, 2025 at 2:30 PM
Yeah, I caught the corporate phishing test email. Can I ride out this high for the rest of the day? Time will tell.
Just don’t feel like feeding the content beast RN
February 27, 2025 at 2:08 AM
Just don’t feel like feeding the content beast RN
Nothing more common than singing along to angry anti-establishment music from when you were a kid while baking cookies for your nuclear family.
February 8, 2025 at 8:32 PM
Nothing more common than singing along to angry anti-establishment music from when you were a kid while baking cookies for your nuclear family.
I accidentally violated the Spirit of Curling by putting my broom back on the ice after oversleeping a teammates missed shot in such a way as to make a thunderous clap that everybody heard. I meant nothing by it, I swear! Debris! Cleaning!
February 8, 2025 at 6:26 AM
I accidentally violated the Spirit of Curling by putting my broom back on the ice after oversleeping a teammates missed shot in such a way as to make a thunderous clap that everybody heard. I meant nothing by it, I swear! Debris! Cleaning!
Reject foam, embrace corn
February 7, 2025 at 7:47 PM
Reject foam, embrace corn