Cissypants
@cissypants.bsky.social
SFL | powerlifter | techie | rabble-rouser | cozy gamer| mystery lover | wannabe gardner | single dog (and bunny) lady
Did I just take a 4 hour nap?
December 26, 2025 at 8:53 PM
Did I just take a 4 hour nap?
I survived dinner with my Boomer dad that is horribly addicted to CNBC. I need to decompress for the next few days.
December 26, 2025 at 12:30 AM
I survived dinner with my Boomer dad that is horribly addicted to CNBC. I need to decompress for the next few days.
Now why did my sister basically wait until it’s time to leave to go take a shower?
December 25, 2025 at 6:58 PM
Now why did my sister basically wait until it’s time to leave to go take a shower?
If my boomer dad tells me to become a nurse again I will have a complete meltdown.
December 25, 2025 at 6:26 PM
If my boomer dad tells me to become a nurse again I will have a complete meltdown.
I really don’t care for Christmas but I’m going to be a good daughter and go see my mom and dad. I hope traffic is ok.
December 25, 2025 at 5:06 PM
I really don’t care for Christmas but I’m going to be a good daughter and go see my mom and dad. I hope traffic is ok.
It’s a Christmas miracle. I got my really expensive medication!
December 24, 2025 at 5:24 PM
It’s a Christmas miracle. I got my really expensive medication!
Finally watching a Christmas movie to get in the mood.
a man in a white tank top is sweating and looking at something
ALT: a man in a white tank top is sweating and looking at something
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December 24, 2025 at 5:08 PM
Finally watching a Christmas movie to get in the mood.
My dad gets me and my sister this giant fruit basket thing every year for Christmas. It has the BEST citrus I’ve ever had in it. Juice running down your arms. 5 stars!!!
December 23, 2025 at 4:57 PM
My dad gets me and my sister this giant fruit basket thing every year for Christmas. It has the BEST citrus I’ve ever had in it. Juice running down your arms. 5 stars!!!
Limewire is back and posting that 60 minutes video? I just…
December 23, 2025 at 1:14 PM
Limewire is back and posting that 60 minutes video? I just…
This dog woke me up to go act a fool in the backyard then came in and went right back to sleep. I’m now wide awake.
December 23, 2025 at 7:07 AM
This dog woke me up to go act a fool in the backyard then came in and went right back to sleep. I’m now wide awake.
I had an excellent bench sesh.
December 22, 2025 at 5:23 PM
I had an excellent bench sesh.
I’ve been having the weirdest dreams lately. Last night I dreamed I went out to eat with Reba McEntire. We had seafood. What does this all mean? It’s so random.
December 21, 2025 at 12:13 PM
I’ve been having the weirdest dreams lately. Last night I dreamed I went out to eat with Reba McEntire. We had seafood. What does this all mean? It’s so random.
Took me a minute this is The Rick Steves I used to watch in my late teens/early 20s. This is really freaking cool!
It’s the “season of love and giving”…but this year, doesn’t it seem more like a “season of fear and taking”? Like many of you, I’ve been saddened by the human impact of draconian government budget cuts and how angry many housed Americans are at unhoused Americans.
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December 21, 2025 at 11:40 AM
Took me a minute this is The Rick Steves I used to watch in my late teens/early 20s. This is really freaking cool!
Who’s getting their ass beat next? I have a list.
December 21, 2025 at 10:17 AM
Who’s getting their ass beat next? I have a list.
I want to inject this in my veins.
Andrew Tate has ideas about what bitches want but speaking on behalf of the bitches: this is what we really want
December 21, 2025 at 10:10 AM
I want to inject this in my veins.
I just found out that boxer that beat Jake Paul’s ass is BRITISH and I’m feeling some kind of way.
a woman is holding a bottle of water in her hand in a kitchen .
ALT: a woman is holding a bottle of water in her hand in a kitchen .
media.tenor.com
December 20, 2025 at 4:28 PM
I just found out that boxer that beat Jake Paul’s ass is BRITISH and I’m feeling some kind of way.
Art!
December 20, 2025 at 9:10 AM
Art!
I’m so fucking sick of these people.
December 19, 2025 at 10:25 PM
I’m so fucking sick of these people.
LinkedIn is just dog shit.
December 19, 2025 at 4:41 PM
LinkedIn is just dog shit.
So…we’re just doing the Hunger Games now?
December 18, 2025 at 5:58 PM
So…we’re just doing the Hunger Games now?
This kid is only 19. Don’t they keep growing?
Olivier Rioux, a 7-foot-9 center and the world's tallest teenager, recorded his first collegiate field goal in No. 23 Florida's 102-61 victory against Saint Francis.
World's tallest teen, Florida's Olivier Rioux, delivers emphatic dunk for first college field goal
Olivier Rioux, a 7-foot-9 center and the world’s tallest teenager, recorded his first collegiate field goal in No. 23 Florida's 102-61 victory against Saint Francis.
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December 18, 2025 at 11:35 AM
This kid is only 19. Don’t they keep growing?
This looks so weird. Are they in a gym?
December 18, 2025 at 1:24 AM
This looks so weird. Are they in a gym?
Krampus always gives off Daddy vibes.
See images from villages across Europe of Yuletide parades for Krampus, a demonlike creature who playfully frightens onlookers.
Photos: Krampus—Saint Nick’s Dark Companion
Images from Europe’s Alpine region, and other areas, where villages hold Yuletide parades for Krampus, a demonlike creature who playfully frightens onlookers, looking for naughty children to punish—or possibly to drag back to his lair in a sack
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December 17, 2025 at 10:17 PM
Krampus always gives off Daddy vibes.
Why was I dreaming I lived in Serbia? What’s in Serbia? Will I be happier there? What does it mean?
December 17, 2025 at 7:57 AM
Why was I dreaming I lived in Serbia? What’s in Serbia? Will I be happier there? What does it mean?