Sports are beautiful and ugly all at once. Today is fucking ugly.
December 30, 2025 at 3:00 AM
Sports are beautiful and ugly all at once. Today is fucking ugly.
I am now removing knobs from the oven. IYKYK.
December 28, 2025 at 5:16 PM
I am now removing knobs from the oven. IYKYK.
Dementia is a sneaky motherfucker. One day you are in denial and it is "mild cognitive decline", the next day we in are in the thick of it.
December 27, 2025 at 5:45 PM
Dementia is a sneaky motherfucker. One day you are in denial and it is "mild cognitive decline", the next day we in are in the thick of it.
Merry Christmas 🎄🎁🧑🎄
December 25, 2025 at 2:23 PM
Merry Christmas 🎄🎁🧑🎄
Y'all couldn't act right and now we have this...
December 24, 2025 at 11:13 AM
Y'all couldn't act right and now we have this...
Just expire already
December 23, 2025 at 12:42 AM
Just expire already
A good photographer will capture your soul...just saying for absolutely no reason at all
December 22, 2025 at 8:41 PM
A good photographer will capture your soul...just saying for absolutely no reason at all
Dementia is calling your Mom's phone every 30 min because she forgot where she set it.
December 22, 2025 at 3:42 AM
Dementia is calling your Mom's phone every 30 min because she forgot where she set it.
2025 was some fucked up shit. The Universe owes me an apology.
December 20, 2025 at 4:05 PM
2025 was some fucked up shit. The Universe owes me an apology.
Good morning Jake Paul. Hope if fucking hurts.
December 20, 2025 at 2:01 PM
Good morning Jake Paul. Hope if fucking hurts.
Now we all know the motherfucker can't read, and he sure shit can't stay awake long enough for an audio book, so what in the Suzanne Collins is this fuckery.
December 19, 2025 at 3:09 PM
Now we all know the motherfucker can't read, and he sure shit can't stay awake long enough for an audio book, so what in the Suzanne Collins is this fuckery.
orange expects me to die for her, nah you got it backwards...
December 19, 2025 at 1:46 PM
orange expects me to die for her, nah you got it backwards...
Hey asshole, we aren't drawing names from each region...
December 19, 2025 at 1:38 PM
Hey asshole, we aren't drawing names from each region...
Fuck ICE
One of the biggest moments of my career:
USCIS canceled my client’s naturalization oath ceremony. We filed a lawsuit, went to trial, and the judge swore him in right there in the courtroom!
USCIS canceled my client’s naturalization oath ceremony. We filed a lawsuit, went to trial, and the judge swore him in right there in the courtroom!
December 18, 2025 at 11:35 PM
Fuck ICE
You fuckwits. We coulda had her.
December 17, 2025 at 1:22 PM
You fuckwits. We coulda had her.
Sandy Hook was 13 years ago today.😞
It is the guns.
It is the guns.
December 14, 2025 at 3:47 PM
Sandy Hook was 13 years ago today.😞
It is the guns.
It is the guns.
Once again, take your thoughts and prayers and shove them up your ass sideways
December 14, 2025 at 3:41 AM
Once again, take your thoughts and prayers and shove them up your ass sideways
Another day ending in Y, also a mass shooting. Is it the guns? Something tells me it is the guns
December 14, 2025 at 1:42 AM
Another day ending in Y, also a mass shooting. Is it the guns? Something tells me it is the guns
Tina Peters languishing in jail gives me warm fuzzies
December 13, 2025 at 3:38 PM
Tina Peters languishing in jail gives me warm fuzzies
The orange wants five years of social media investigated for travel to the US. Bitch please, my last hour should be enough to get me deported!
December 13, 2025 at 2:51 PM
The orange wants five years of social media investigated for travel to the US. Bitch please, my last hour should be enough to get me deported!
I am not getting on a fucking train...
December 11, 2025 at 3:11 AM
I am not getting on a fucking train...
So, there will come a day, that we will hunt icicles in much the same they hunt now. Sign me up for that bitches...
December 10, 2025 at 4:01 PM
So, there will come a day, that we will hunt icicles in much the same they hunt now. Sign me up for that bitches...