Thank you for pointing out the unlikelily bit because I read it quickly and incompletely the first time, completely missing that delightful word.

If they're going to do this they also ought to sell dice that just say Metro on all the sides.

Wouldn't that be wonderful?

Not to mention the many drugs not ever tested on women which work differently for women than men, pregnant or not. Women are not just smaller men. Correct dosages, level of effectiveness, and side effects may vary widely.

And they did all that fairly quickly.

Interesting. So they put that barcode there after they figured out where they needed it to go, and delivered it based on the information on the bar code rather than the original written address.

I'm wondering how long it took them to figure this out. What is the postmark date on the envelope?

Nicely done.

I usually keep a box of brownie mix in the pantry for just this sort of occasion. And of course the store is not far away if I really wanted some that badly. I wish you were closer too, for more reasons than this.

We have live acoustics in the bathroom.

I’m glad you’re resisting and doing what’s healthy for you. I worry about the effect all those weight loss drugs will have on people years from now.

Congratulations, and thanks for taking us along for the ride.

You have no idea how much I hope I never get on your bad side.

What a magnificent animal!

A factory specializing in extra tall beds to provide more room for rabbis to sneak under.

A lot of the time it’s trash from streets and such that is swept into waterways by storm water runoff when it rains. Not that throwing trash into the street is any better. And you’d be appalled by how many cigarette butts end up in waterways.

When my last name was an uncommon one, I never gave anyone a hard time for asking how to pronounce it. Once, when being questioned for jury duty, I did have the defense lawyer make fun of it, though. In a case alleging discrimination on the basis of national origin, no less.