I deserve rest
But I can't prove it
I don't know how to argue for my right to be a human
So when I know my limits will be questioned
I get panicked
Because if I can't win the right to reasonable mercy
Through an airtight allibi
I know the next rest I find will be at the early end of my life

in da clerb, we all pink ponies 💕

The folks obsessively posting about egg prices for the past few years have gone strangely quiet just as egg prices hit an all-time high.

The price of eggs in the US is spiking, mostly due to #H5N1 bird flu. Solving the problem requires urgent, important communications from the CDC & FDA* and rapid development of research by the NIH**

* Currently paused by Executive Order
** Grant reviews now all canceled
www.kcur.org/news/2025-01...

You’re the US Marines band at the White House and Mavis Staples 👑 walks into the room so you start playing "I’ll Take You There" and this happens👇

That’s twice now that Mufasa has been murdered by a bunch of running animals

In more than 700 cases over five years, Georgia reported inadequate housing as the sole reason for taking a child into foster care, a @wabe.org and ProPublica analysis found.

Advocates say it would be cheaper to help families get housing.

(Published Jan. 2024)

dude my partner is such a wife guy
So good and pure
I have the luxury of being loved by a person who's both the black cat and the golden retriever

#Skylarking

Doug is peak white culture

Because of course some Boomer snitched. Can’t imagine why a suspect would be carrying around a manifesto AND the murder weapon. Smells suss…

"There's some kind of connection here between rapid trend cycles and climate change, I swear."
"Can you elaborate on that?"
"No."

No chance I'll look back on this and cringe in 10 years