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Claire Luisa
@claireluisabiz.bsky.social
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retired rapper. m’lady/my liege
🎤🧚🏼‍♀️🇵🇭🌴🐕 🪷🏳️‍🌈🔮💅🏼🎙️♊️🏹🪴🧋🍉
instagram.com/claireluisabiz <- comedy or something
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Honey, she’s Asian! Why are you surprised??
a headline from Popular Science that reads “The Great Wall of China is 300 years older than we thought”
February 21, 2025 at 5:22 PM
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the Palisades fire from my office way across town
A huge white cloud on the horizon against a beautiful blue sky, the view of the tops of buildings
January 7, 2025 at 11:16 PM
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go off, polyandrous queen
screenshot of an Apple News article from People Magazine, headline reads: “Woman Who Warned Husbands to Not Buy Last-Minute Gifts Reveals What Hers Actually Got Her (Exclusive)” JESSICA'S VIDEO HAS GONE VIRAL, AMASSING MORE THAN 812,000 VIEWS AND 3,500 COMMENTS By JORDAN GREENE Updated on December 27, 2024 • A mom shares on TikTok how she went to Target before Christmas
December 27, 2024 at 5:37 PM
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The people on Reddit were talking about effects of the ADHD medication (which is why I mentioned “medicated” ADHD folks) but again they’re not pros. Thanks for weighing in!
Screeshot from a medical website that reads : Rhabdomyolysis is the breakdown of muscle tissue that leads to the release of muscle fiber contents into the blood. These substances are harmful to the kidney and often cause kidney damage. Causes When muscle is damaged, a protein called myoglobin is released into the bloodstream. It is then filtered out of the body by the kidneys. Myoglobin breaks down into substances that can damage kidney cells. Rhabdomyolysis may be caused by injury or any other condition that damages skeletal muscle. Problems that may lead to this disease include: • Trauma or crush injuries • Use of drugs or medicines such as cocaine, amphetamines, statins, heroin, or PCP| • Genetic muscle diseases • Extremes of body temperature • Ischemia or death of muscle tissue • Low phosphate levels • Seizures or muscle tremors • Severe exertion, such as marathon running or calisthenics • Lengthy surgical procedures • Severe dehydration Symptoms
December 21, 2024 at 7:25 PM
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It’s a Yesferatu for me, dawg
Photo of the screen before the screening of Nosferafu at the Director’s Guild of America Theatre in LA, lists the cast across the top and the social media handles across the bottom and copy that reads “succumb to the darkness and share your reaction” with an image of the title character face obscured and just hands
December 20, 2024 at 7:18 PM
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slangin’ plantidepressants at the company craft fair (they sold out in 1/2 an hour :)
Claire at a craft fair booth holding a prescription pill bottle with a tiny pothos plant propagation inside. Surrounded by other bottles including a sriracha bottle and honeybears with plants inside
December 17, 2024 at 9:02 PM
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no disrespect but I keep reading about his back condition and thinking
A screenshot of a Scientific American article with the headline “Luigi Mangione said he had Spondylolisthesis: what is it?” with an image of X-rays of a spine with pins in it The vinyl single for OutKast’s 1998 sexy funky slow jam SpottieOttieDopaliscious
December 12, 2024 at 11:56 PM
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this and some frozen mozzarella sticks
A screenshot of the audiobook for “Provence, 1970: MFK Fisher, Julia Child, James Beard, and the Reinvention of American Taste” by Luke Barr
December 12, 2024 at 10:17 PM
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the sweetest thing just happened! my Trader Joe’s cashier was named Clare so of course I was like “I’m a Claire!” and turns out her middle name is LOUISE and her last name starts with a B like mine and I guess TJs does random nice things for people so my name twin gave me this bouquet and I just 🥹🥹🥹
Claire and Clare the TJs employee posing with a bouquet at the checkout counter of a Trader Joe’s also we are both wearing masks!
December 12, 2024 at 3:29 AM
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[art history teacher voice] you know who else was a promising, visionary, ambiguously queer young Italian man who went on the run for murder…
Caravaggio’s painting Boy With a Basket of Fruit next to a photo of Luigi Mangione, they resemble each other somewhat in looks and composition Caravaggio’s painting David With the Head of Goliath (Renaissance painting of a young man holding a sword and the severed head of a bearded older man) above surveillance footage of Luigi Mangione aiming his weapon at the UHC CEO
December 10, 2024 at 10:06 PM
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hold up, that was a bit but…
Screenshot of an article on cbs news, copied text: OCBS NEWS He has ties to Honolulu Mangione's last known address was in Honolulu, Hawaii, Kenny told reporters. According to an Instagram video posted by the Surfbreak coliving community, Mangione had been living there at some point. "We are aware that Luigi Mangione was a resident at the Surfbreak co-living's Honolulu location in 2022," Surbreak told CBS News in a statement. "His alleged actions do not reflect the individual we knew, the values of Surfbreak as an organization, or our community. Reasonable people may disagree but violence is never the answer." Sarah Nehemiah, who knew Mangione during his time living at a co-living/working space called Surfbreak in Honolulu, said he left the community in April 2022 due to a lifelong back injury exacerbated by physical activity on the island. "Mangione lived at Surfbreak from January 2022 until April of that year. It was our
December 10, 2024 at 5:40 PM
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I have one more theory for you
Hannah Kobayashi, now “voluntarily missing” woman who disappeared from LAX last month, pictured in a black hoodie jacket and backpack Robin Hoodie, prince of assassins, in the now-famous surveillance image of him flashing a thousand watt grin
December 9, 2024 at 2:53 AM
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guilty 🥴
A still of Marie Prevost in Three Wise Girls (1932) seated at the typewriter with the caption, “Yeah, that’s my trouble. All I do is yap.”
December 9, 2024 at 12:49 AM
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Wawaweewa, he did it again!
A series of four photos showing L-R: Sacha Baron Cohen, his character Ali G, his character Borat, and a newly-released photo of the alleged shooter of the healthcare CEO in the back of a taxi, face covered with a mask and his Baron Cohen-esque eyes and eyebrows visible
December 8, 2024 at 5:52 PM
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Where is #PlannerSky and where are my Plannerds? She’s arrived, along with that new planner feeling 🤓
A Passion Planner brand yearly planner for 2025 with a green cover and a “year of the snake” design
December 6, 2024 at 10:17 PM
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still the best assassin fit, imo
Doan Thi Huong, suspect in the killing of Kim Jong Nam in 2017, shown on surveillance wearing a dark lip, bob haircut with bangs, long-sleeved white T-shirt with “LOL” on it, mini skirt, white strappy sandals, and a small crossbody bag. It’s a slay, pun absolutely intended.
December 5, 2024 at 11:54 PM
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group chat remains hornily on the right side of history
a still from surveillance footage of the suspect who capped that healthcare ceo with a text that says “HE COULD FIX ME 😍😍💦💦”
December 5, 2024 at 6:08 PM
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You’ve heard of Elf on the Shelf, now get ready for
It’s a figurine of Walter White from Breaking Bad standing in front of some candles, between crystals, with little statues of deities in the background. (Walter on the altar)
December 3, 2024 at 12:21 AM
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I have wood
Claire in a black leather jacket, sunglasses, wide leg faded black jeans, strikes a pinuppy pose by a giant sequoia tree, specifically the Fallen Monarch in Kings Canyon National Park. Does alt text allow links? More info here http://famousredwoods.com/fallen_monarch/
December 1, 2024 at 3:02 AM
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Here’s a before/after (many more of these on my insta @ ClaireThePath )
A before/after of Claire’s professional organizing work (Instagram: ClaireThePath). The client’s immigrant parents’ living room; the before shows a tv surrounded by boxes and storage containers, the after shows a set of IKEA kallax shelves with drawers, the floor is clear except for a beautiful Australian shepherd mix regarding the camera with doofy aloofness
November 30, 2024 at 7:12 PM
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let’s see you at 21

picture it, a Bennigan’s in Orlando — two-thousand and [redacted]
Claire, dressed in a homemade Snow White costume making a surprised face as a drag queen dressed as the Evil Queen pretends to choke her
November 29, 2024 at 6:48 AM
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uhhhh make way for the SOC (Santas of color)
two Santa Claus statues at CVS: one with dark skin wearing a white robe and carrying a staff and lantern. one ostensibly Latino wearing a sombrero and holding a piñata and a maraca
November 29, 2024 at 6:35 AM
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truly the best part of any holiday
November 28, 2024 at 6:25 PM
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Show me a picture on your phone that has your energy that isn’t a selfie.
A Shutterstock watermarked stock photo of a tan chihuahua in a red handbag carried by a person whose head is not shown. The dog looks a little psychotic but the title of the photo printed across the bottom is “Dog Handbag Chihuahua Dog Smiling Pink Stock Photo”
November 27, 2024 at 5:29 PM
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conversely, I like singing the name of this one to the tune of “Jolene”
a blue container of La Baleine French sea salt, it does not supply iodine, lest ye get it twisted 🐋
November 27, 2024 at 2:57 AM