Transfemme high fantasy, you say???? 👀👀👀👀👀

TEETH TEETH TEETH

SAME

I want to do this to all the cuties 😈

😍

🫵🐶❓⁉️

Amazing!! People say HRT is magic, but this proves surgeries can be too 😍

THE CHILD PLAYED BY THE GUY WHO VOICED MANDARK IN DEXTER'S LABORATORY

AND THE SKI JUMP SCENE

AND THE FAT ENGINEER DRIFTING THE TRAIN

AND THE BRAKEMAN WITH THE LONG BEARD AND HAIR SCARING AWAY LIKE A MILLION CARIBOU

✍️👀

This is DIABOLICAL prose

You're on the VIP list, actually

ROBERT ZEMECKIS, I DON'T THINK THAT'S CHRISTMAS SNOW YOU'RE SNORTING

OH

AND THE CREEPY PUPPET SCENE

CAN'T FORGET THAT FUCKING CREEPY PUPPET SCENE

The hot cocoa song with backflipping waiters

The magic ticket POV one-shot

The ghost hobo

The impossible train drifting

THAT CHEESEY KID'S SONG

THE CULT OF SANTA

THE CREEPY MOTION CAPTURE CHILDREN

THAT TERRIFYING SLOWED DOWN VERSION OF "SANTA CLAUS IS COMING TO TOWN"

𝐀𝐄𝐑𝐎𝐒𝐌𝐈𝐓𝐇 𝐄𝐋𝐕𝐄𝐒

Holy shit 🤯