Clandestine Omelette
@clandestine-om.bsky.social
an elite secretive egg-based breakfast dish engaging in general tomfoolery in a covert fashion. runs on coffee and memes. loves dogs. will bite if provoked.
i'm...i'm trying. i'm attending a meeting. 😶🌫️🤭
February 12, 2026 at 6:35 PM
i'm...i'm trying. i'm attending a meeting. 😶🌫️🤭
only just now starting to?
February 12, 2026 at 2:05 PM
only just now starting to?
brb, committing felonies
February 11, 2026 at 5:13 PM
brb, committing felonies
i prefer to live dangerously with the risk of salmonella poisoning.
the thrill keeps me young.
the thrill keeps me young.
February 11, 2026 at 4:18 PM
i prefer to live dangerously with the risk of salmonella poisoning.
the thrill keeps me young.
the thrill keeps me young.
no, i added a couple of flowers to it, to represent both my favorite flower (daisies) and my two kids. one is green, the other is purple (their favorite colors). they're watercolor-y like the coloring at the top, and flow down from it.
February 10, 2026 at 4:47 PM
no, i added a couple of flowers to it, to represent both my favorite flower (daisies) and my two kids. one is green, the other is purple (their favorite colors). they're watercolor-y like the coloring at the top, and flow down from it.
i really need to get an updated picture taken, since i added a little bit to it in stage 2.
February 10, 2026 at 4:38 PM
i really need to get an updated picture taken, since i added a little bit to it in stage 2.
omg omg OMG! nooo, i never saw this! i LOVE it!!! it's beautiful. truly.
February 10, 2026 at 4:40 AM
omg omg OMG! nooo, i never saw this! i LOVE it!!! it's beautiful. truly.
(for what it's worth, i don't think you're getting creepy)
I did put a lot of thought into this and worked with an excellent artist who saw my vision. my first tat ever - likely also my last. but it was SO, so important to me that it be very intentional.
I did put a lot of thought into this and worked with an excellent artist who saw my vision. my first tat ever - likely also my last. but it was SO, so important to me that it be very intentional.
February 10, 2026 at 4:05 AM
(for what it's worth, i don't think you're getting creepy)
I did put a lot of thought into this and worked with an excellent artist who saw my vision. my first tat ever - likely also my last. but it was SO, so important to me that it be very intentional.
I did put a lot of thought into this and worked with an excellent artist who saw my vision. my first tat ever - likely also my last. but it was SO, so important to me that it be very intentional.
right back atcha, sugar. 😘
February 10, 2026 at 3:56 AM
right back atcha, sugar. 😘
awww, you're too sweet, my friend. 🥰💜💜
February 10, 2026 at 3:46 AM
awww, you're too sweet, my friend. 🥰💜💜
diane, do you just wanna see my bare thigh and hip? 😉😆
February 10, 2026 at 3:22 AM
diane, do you just wanna see my bare thigh and hip? 😉😆
this is where my anxiety started.
February 8, 2026 at 2:53 PM
this is where my anxiety started.
cheers, diane
two women wearing sunglasses are drinking from giant glasses .
ALT: two women wearing sunglasses are drinking from giant glasses .
media.tenor.com
February 6, 2026 at 1:26 AM
cheers, diane
my boss loves the gift baskets i put together for an event we have going on tomorrow.
February 5, 2026 at 10:17 PM
my boss loves the gift baskets i put together for an event we have going on tomorrow.