Clare Sorman
claresorman.bsky.social
Clare Sorman
@claresorman.bsky.social
Boy mom, activist and advocate, small business owner, rabble rouser and proud Minnesotan.
We used to sing God Loves a Terrier to our Fiona (Cairn Terrier)
January 31, 2026 at 4:17 PM
My God - I never thought I could love you more, sir Boss man. Thank you for this.
January 28, 2026 at 6:55 PM
My thoughts exactly! EVERY accusation is a confession with him.
January 28, 2026 at 1:54 PM
I was the best babysitter because I let my kiddos rent “Slumber Party massacre” like 10 times in the late 80s. Video store didn’t care about rental ages, obvs 🤣
January 27, 2026 at 2:40 PM
Don’t donate to the DFL right now - donate directly to local groups or electeds doing the ACTUAL work. Carlbom is a terrible leader who ties all the centrist lines and needs to be replaced. They will pilfer the $ on stupid shit like usual.
January 17, 2026 at 4:28 AM
No he didn’t. Cmon, we all know this is total bullshit.
January 14, 2026 at 7:37 PM
Zelda from Pet Sematary. Nightmares for AGES.
January 12, 2026 at 1:12 PM
Omg yes!! Along with this one:
a black and white photo of a bedroom with a man laying on a bed
ALT: a black and white photo of a bedroom with a man laying on a bed
media.tenor.com
January 12, 2026 at 1:05 PM
That actually proves you DON’T suck.
December 31, 2025 at 7:20 PM
What $9b? Proof and sources. Or just STFU because you have no clue what’s happening here and are relying on fabricated reports.
December 31, 2025 at 12:15 AM
Roseville
December 28, 2025 at 3:47 PM
BUT HAVE YOU TRIED PRETTY LITTER?!?!?!?!!!? (J/K)
December 24, 2025 at 7:31 PM
Yep - I scheduled classes around it lol
December 19, 2025 at 5:13 PM
Penguin asking to be mailed someplace warm for Xmas
December 19, 2025 at 2:16 PM
Oh- and the CEO I was referencing was Sarah. The way she treated me (and so many others I loved and respected) was appalling. I have the receipts, but I won’t go back down that rabbit hole.

This all just sucks.
December 17, 2025 at 3:33 AM