Clare (The Amazon)
@claretheamazon.bsky.social
I'm pretty tall. I'm an ACSM-certified personal trainer. I like leftist politics, Pokemon, and good books. I can read Italian semi-adequately. I have ADHD.
The gang's all here (plus an extra Blaze for trades) #PokemonGo
December 5, 2025 at 1:15 PM
The gang's all here (plus an extra Blaze for trades) #PokemonGo
Flex your best ever lucky trade. I'll start. (When I tell you I SCREAMPT when those IVs hit.) #PokemonGo
December 5, 2025 at 1:00 AM
Flex your best ever lucky trade. I'll start. (When I tell you I SCREAMPT when those IVs hit.) #PokemonGo
My deck's got a good 8-10" 🍆🍆🍆
November 29, 2025 at 8:06 PM
My deck's got a good 8-10" 🍆🍆🍆
Look at this beautiful boy I caught at a Dynamax battle today 😍😍😍 (ICYW he will become a Sylveon) #PokemonGo
November 24, 2025 at 9:30 PM
Look at this beautiful boy I caught at a Dynamax battle today 😍😍😍 (ICYW he will become a Sylveon) #PokemonGo
Look at my beautiful baby 😍😍😍 I traded a stupid shiny GMax Charizard for it, LOL.
November 18, 2025 at 12:28 AM
Look at my beautiful baby 😍😍😍 I traded a stupid shiny GMax Charizard for it, LOL.
My son's gummi bats from his Halloween candy stash are shaped like penises, AMA
November 2, 2025 at 4:39 PM
My son's gummi bats from his Halloween candy stash are shaped like penises, AMA
NW side of Prism Tower ☠️
October 23, 2025 at 7:42 PM
NW side of Prism Tower ☠️
Tried to go to a clothing store in Pokemon Legends ZA and the lady out front scoffed, "this boutique is only for the TRULY stylish," bitch did you not clock my outfit?! I am HOT.
October 19, 2025 at 2:18 AM
Tried to go to a clothing store in Pokemon Legends ZA and the lady out front scoffed, "this boutique is only for the TRULY stylish," bitch did you not clock my outfit?! I am HOT.
Everyone enjoy this amazing holiday celebrating an extraordinary, accomplished man... it's Ian Thorpe's birthday today! The Australian swimming legend is certainly always worth cheering for! And also he has never participated in any genocides (AFAIK), let alone been a ringleader of any! Yay Ian!
October 13, 2025 at 5:58 PM
Everyone enjoy this amazing holiday celebrating an extraordinary, accomplished man... it's Ian Thorpe's birthday today! The Australian swimming legend is certainly always worth cheering for! And also he has never participated in any genocides (AFAIK), let alone been a ringleader of any! Yay Ian!
I made this and I believe in it.
September 29, 2025 at 10:31 PM
I made this and I believe in it.
My husband watching the Steelers every September:
September 8, 2025 at 1:43 PM
My husband watching the Steelers every September:
The one thing I hate about Connections: when they give you an accidentally PERFECT set of four, but then won't accept it. Bastards.
July 14, 2025 at 2:41 PM
The one thing I hate about Connections: when they give you an accidentally PERFECT set of four, but then won't accept it. Bastards.
Meanwhile, on Facebook:
July 2, 2025 at 2:02 AM
Meanwhile, on Facebook:
Okay guys I had to laugh at this Squid Game caption, as someone who speaks fluent English and pretty mediocre Italian.
June 27, 2025 at 4:50 PM
Okay guys I had to laugh at this Squid Game caption, as someone who speaks fluent English and pretty mediocre Italian.
I now own three fans. Two of them reference the same scene from White Lotus season 2.
June 20, 2025 at 10:34 PM
I now own three fans. Two of them reference the same scene from White Lotus season 2.
I have crafted a Venn diagram.
June 2, 2025 at 5:42 PM
I have crafted a Venn diagram.
The elementary kids had picnics at the local park and this chalk art they left behind is shockingly good. The ombres?! Liberal use of "slay?" I love it. Check out the detail in the sunset pic, the reflection on the ocean. Jesus.
May 31, 2025 at 12:26 AM
The elementary kids had picnics at the local park and this chalk art they left behind is shockingly good. The ombres?! Liberal use of "slay?" I love it. Check out the detail in the sunset pic, the reflection on the ocean. Jesus.
Why in the FUCK am I getting a Facebook notification about this?! I have not set foot in a GameStop in [checks watch] TWENTY YEARS
May 27, 2025 at 1:10 AM
Why in the FUCK am I getting a Facebook notification about this?! I have not set foot in a GameStop in [checks watch] TWENTY YEARS
I give this face when I am asking as politely as possible if I could have the WHOLE can of Diet Coke. (Pro tip: if you ask for the whole can of *cranberry juice*, it NEVER FAILS. I figure they assume I have a UTI and they're cutting me some slack. So if you want Moar Drank, order cranberry juice.)
May 23, 2025 at 1:44 PM
I give this face when I am asking as politely as possible if I could have the WHOLE can of Diet Coke. (Pro tip: if you ask for the whole can of *cranberry juice*, it NEVER FAILS. I figure they assume I have a UTI and they're cutting me some slack. So if you want Moar Drank, order cranberry juice.)
This person is fucking nuts. This is a FANTASTIC painting of a very pissed-off cat.
May 12, 2025 at 11:13 AM
This person is fucking nuts. This is a FANTASTIC painting of a very pissed-off cat.
If you know, you know.
May 9, 2025 at 12:20 PM
If you know, you know.
Best of luck to this woman in my Pokemon raid.
May 4, 2025 at 1:54 AM
Best of luck to this woman in my Pokemon raid.
New art in the waiting room
April 25, 2025 at 6:18 PM
New art in the waiting room