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Jeff Clark
@clarkanoid.bsky.social
Improviser, comedian, maker of things and bad puns.
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Tell me again why the arts sector was scrapping over and having to repeatedly justify less than 10% of this amount of this for the performing arts precinct www.thepress.co.nz/nz-news/3606...
Christchurch’s Parakiore sports centre to cost $500m, Crown reveals
Previously kept secret, the final cost will be double the original forecast sum.
www.thepress.co.nz
May 23, 2025 at 3:59 AM
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PSA:

1. If you are not silly, it is vital you become silly

2. If you are silly, you must stay silly

2. If you used to be silly but have stopped, you must make all efforts to return to silliness
January 29, 2025 at 2:52 AM
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Someone made a Wiley E. Coyote style painted wall to see if Tesla’s autopilot would detect it and well…
March 16, 2025 at 3:59 PM
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Alex Casey's profile for The Spinoff of an 80-something-year-old kite enthusiast / influencer on a windy day at New Brighton beach is delightfully wholesome a++++ would kite again thespinoff.co.nz/pop-culture/...
Meet New Zealand’s 84-year-old kite influencer
Jim Nicholls and his kites are a regular fixture at New Brighton beach. But to appreciate the full scale of his collection, you need to see his YouTube.
thespinoff.co.nz
February 1, 2025 at 7:22 AM
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The "Regulatory Standards Bill" brings ACT's sneaky, slimy, greedy racism to the forefront yet again.

NZ's regulations are world leading.
This bill will gut our regulations, expedite them for quick corporate cash, & scrap Te Tiriti provisions.

National supports it.

www.tiktok.com/@rianatengah...
Submissions close Jan 13 ready the treaty impact assessment if you want to go hard
TikTok video by Riana Te Ngahue
www.tiktok.com
January 26, 2025 at 8:11 PM
OoooOOOOOoooh!
January 7, 2025 at 9:46 AM
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Watching Muppet Christmas Carol, as one does, and struck with a warm feeling about humanity. Not because of Christmas, but because a person wrote this story, and a hundred years later other people painstakingly created a version of it with puppets and miniatures and film
December 25, 2024 at 2:51 AM
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I aspire to be this eloquent. #toitūtetiriti
November 23, 2024 at 1:10 AM
I just don’t get it.
November 6, 2024 at 6:19 AM
The last couple of years have given me the tools I’m probably going to need to navigate the next couple of years.
October 30, 2024 at 9:32 AM
Got a great review for a show i did with some top improvisers www.theatreview.org.nz/production/t...
The Royal Fakespeare Company
www.theatreview.org.nz
October 20, 2024 at 12:47 AM
Have a little jolt, as a treat #nzeq
September 12, 2024 at 10:43 PM
Remember the ad National used a few years ago of a bunch of people in a tiny boat rowing but not getting anywhere? Not sure why that occurs to me right now…
June 24, 2024 at 12:09 AM
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Oh I should let myself be vulnerable? Sounds like something my enemy would say
May 14, 2024 at 11:14 PM
Bought a blender at 4pm. Daughter decided to make smoothie at 10pm. Lid cap fell into rotating blades first press of the button. Hoping warranty covers this.
April 23, 2024 at 11:10 AM
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‘in New Zealand in 2006 there were more than 4000 journalists operating in New Zealand.
Once the current job losses are all realised, there will be fewer than 1500’

Oof. That is appalling, and dangerous for our democracy.
We all know what kind of disinformation will fill the gap.
Jack Tame: Huge loss of journalism jobs harms us all
Analysis: Journalism lost more jobs this week than at any other point in New Zealand history, writes Jack Tame.
www.1news.co.nz
April 11, 2024 at 10:56 PM
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Hearing that proposed DOC staff cuts include the role of Chief Science Advisor. Genuinely speechless at how bad this is
April 10, 2024 at 9:21 PM
Working at my old Primary School and it’s disturbing how much things have changed (and how much bigger it is)
April 8, 2024 at 11:10 PM
I Dune it 2 myself.
April 1, 2024 at 10:26 AM
What a cunch of bunts.

thespinoff.co.nz/politics/18-...
March 18, 2024 at 9:34 PM
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when someone compliments your sense of humour.
March 11, 2024 at 3:43 AM