Cynical Kiwi 🇳🇿
@clarkyisg.bsky.social
In this day and age, dark, cynical humour is all we have left. That’s the case for Millennials like myself at least 🤷♂️
It’s nice coming to Bluesky and escaping the MAGA brainrot.
March 14, 2025 at 11:15 AM
It’s nice coming to Bluesky and escaping the MAGA brainrot.
I can hear MAGA preparing to get all offended by the word ‘masks’ again, and I live in New Zealand (that’s a country far away MAGA, not a town in a “radical left” state).
Breaking news: A Louisiana man has become the first person in the United States to die of avian influenza, state health officials reported Monday.
First U.S. bird flu death reported in Louisiana patient, officials say
The patient, who was older than 65 and had underlying medical conditions, was hospitalized Dec. 18 in critical condition with severe respiratory illness.
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January 6, 2025 at 10:04 PM
I can hear MAGA preparing to get all offended by the word ‘masks’ again, and I live in New Zealand (that’s a country far away MAGA, not a town in a “radical left” state).
There are a few individuals in this world that I hope they forget how to breathe.
January 6, 2025 at 10:01 PM
There are a few individuals in this world that I hope they forget how to breathe.
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Funny and sad at the same time
January 3, 2025 at 10:36 PM
Funny and sad at the same time
It’s no longer “Happy new year!” It’s “well fuck, we actually made it to another one of these. Good luck for another 12 months everyone”.
Specially good luck to Democrats in USA. NZ currently has a government that is ruining the country, Trump, on the other hand, is another level.
Specially good luck to Democrats in USA. NZ currently has a government that is ruining the country, Trump, on the other hand, is another level.
January 1, 2025 at 2:58 AM
It’s no longer “Happy new year!” It’s “well fuck, we actually made it to another one of these. Good luck for another 12 months everyone”.
Specially good luck to Democrats in USA. NZ currently has a government that is ruining the country, Trump, on the other hand, is another level.
Specially good luck to Democrats in USA. NZ currently has a government that is ruining the country, Trump, on the other hand, is another level.
Can’t argue with facts 🤷♂️
December 30, 2024 at 1:55 PM
Can’t argue with facts 🤷♂️
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Who’s gonna tell him? 🤭
December 26, 2024 at 2:57 PM
Who’s gonna tell him? 🤭
Ahh Boxing Day (day after Christmas Day), the perfect day to regret all the good you ate the day before. Now for the void of life that sits between Christmas and new years. Prepare for 2025 everyone, it is going to be an extraordinary shit show.
December 26, 2024 at 12:28 AM
Ahh Boxing Day (day after Christmas Day), the perfect day to regret all the good you ate the day before. Now for the void of life that sits between Christmas and new years. Prepare for 2025 everyone, it is going to be an extraordinary shit show.
The grinch on Christmas Eve just to remind me how garbage humans are to those that are different. Also, Max is the real VIP, fight me.
a grinch with a hood on is standing in front of christmas lights
ALT: a grinch with a hood on is standing in front of christmas lights
media.tenor.com
December 24, 2024 at 8:56 AM
The grinch on Christmas Eve just to remind me how garbage humans are to those that are different. Also, Max is the real VIP, fight me.
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Merry capitalism eve everyone
a woman in a santa hat is pushing a red shopping cart in a store .
ALT: a woman in a santa hat is pushing a red shopping cart in a store .
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December 24, 2024 at 6:06 AM
Merry capitalism eve everyone
Merry Christmas to this proud mumma and her 5 day old twins Zack and Cody.
December 24, 2024 at 2:53 AM
Merry Christmas to this proud mumma and her 5 day old twins Zack and Cody.
I wonder what vice president elect trumpy is going to get president elect elonia for Christmas
two men in suits and red ties are running down a street
ALT: two men in suits and red ties are running down a street
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December 23, 2024 at 8:32 PM
I wonder what vice president elect trumpy is going to get president elect elonia for Christmas
It’s always the rich telling the poor to get out there and fuel the economy by spending. Here’s an idea… stop hoarding the cash, put it into the economy that you apparently care so much about 🤷♂️
a close up of a white and brown cat sitting on a table looking at the camera .
ALT: a close up of a white and brown cat sitting on a table looking at the camera .
media.tenor.com
December 23, 2024 at 7:21 AM
It’s always the rich telling the poor to get out there and fuel the economy by spending. Here’s an idea… stop hoarding the cash, put it into the economy that you apparently care so much about 🤷♂️
“How was I supposed to know my actions would have consequences.” - Me after I learn of the very obvious consequences to my very questionable actions.
December 23, 2024 at 4:17 AM
“How was I supposed to know my actions would have consequences.” - Me after I learn of the very obvious consequences to my very questionable actions.
I close second place is “it’s you’re not your”
no bigger sign that someone has lost on the internet than ‘come say that to my face’
December 23, 2024 at 2:56 AM
I close second place is “it’s you’re not your”
Far too much of my day is consumed by seeing someone and wondering how one with such a lack of mental capacity is able to get out of bed and dress themselves in the morning.
#brainless #seriouslyconcerned
#brainless #seriouslyconcerned
December 23, 2024 at 12:31 AM
Far too much of my day is consumed by seeing someone and wondering how one with such a lack of mental capacity is able to get out of bed and dress themselves in the morning.
#brainless #seriouslyconcerned
#brainless #seriouslyconcerned